/hoc/ Juhla Mokka: Official Beverage Edition

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I like hockey

this is the real thread

>mfw first pot of juhla mokka is being prepared

Leave the Stanley Cup to us.

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LEAKED: ACTUAL PICTURE INSIDE THE SITUATION ROOM

>rags

>rugs

>rags

>averaging 4 goals a game
>rags

Are they, dare I say, elite?

>rags

Aaron Portzline
@Aportzline

#CBJ D Seth Jones out three weeks w a hairline fracture in a foot.


Wew.

no
top kek

pksubban.jpg

WE ARE VICTORIOUS

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Trouba signs

trade coming soon?

Elliotte Friedman Verified account
@FriedgeHNIC

Jacob Trouba is re-signing in Winnipeg. Hearing two years, $3M AAV.

janiturd confirmed for swedish

will tavares join laffs?

>le 'reported' b8

step ur game up, faggot

I was hoping he would be forced to sit out the season

Lmao

Just reported you, enjoy your ban

>rags

that fag got banned

make /hoc/ great again

when is our wall being built

>rags

BTFO

>rags

>when is our wall being built

>rags elimination day

>rags

what's his end game

>Trouba signed 2 years 3 AAV

all of that chitchat for that?
fucking lmao

idk but hopefully it involves getting that dead tooth removed

>you may only reply to this post if >your team has scored 5+ goals in their last 5 games

Yes for that is how to be it done for don't not. The Rangers will do it for him or not. No, yet, to be there is slight.

injuries:
ANA
Ritchie: d2d
Getzlaf: d2d
ARI
Stone: unknown, on IR
Hanzel: unknown, on IR
Rieder: d2d
BUF
fasching: d2d
kane: possible return next week
bogosian: out for weeks
CGY
bouma: out for couple weeks
versteeg: 2-3 weeks
CAR
faulk: unknown
CHI
Motte: d2d
T. Van Riemsdyk: IR
COL
Comaeu: d2d
CBJ
S. Jones: 3 weeks
DAL
hudler: unknown, has virus that nobody seems to be able to diagnose
spezza: unknown, possibly d2d
DET
Vanek: unknown, LTIR
EDM:
Russell: IR
PULJU: d2d, on pizza break
Kassian: d2d
FLA
J.Jokinen: Possible Thursday
Bjugstad: IR, not playing at all this week
Jagr: unknown, maybe d2d
LA
Quick: month to month, LTIR
Zatkoff: d2d
Mcnabb: Four weeks
Andreoff: Expected back december
Purcell: d2d
MIN
Parise: unknown, possibly 2d2
Haula: unknown
MON
Lehkonen: Out a week
NSH
Fisher: d2d
OTT
C.Wideman: d2d
Hammond: IR
PHI
Gordon: LTIR
MacDonald: out for about a week
STL
Edmundson: unknown
Bortuzzo: unknown, will be re-evaluated
TBL
Drouin: d2d
NYI
Hamonic: 4-6 weeks
>rags
Giradi out
VAN
Hansen: unknown, on IR
Edler: d2d
Tanev: unknown, on IR

WPG
Armia: 4-6 weeks
Perreault: d2d
Myers: IR
M.Stuart: possible tuesday

VAN
Hansen: unknown, on IR
Edler: d2d
Tanev: unknown, on IR

>rags

so, who will be next big trade?

Your mom for a new, younger and hotter woman

Pulju to Laine. Straight up.

why would edmonton do this?

XD epic maymay, friendo

>trying to squeeze the organization that drafted you for a ridiculous AAV
>proceed to sign for 3 million a year
top kek this faggot deserved it

mfw you faggots apologize after the caps win the stan lee this year

>Frogs

REV UP THAT SHITPOSTING

Where have I heard this from a craps fan before? Oh yeah every year.

>10 (ten) - 0 (zero)

That Trouba deal is definitely a sign he's getting traded very soon.

I would be fine with the caps winning the cup. I don't think too many people on /hoc/ dislike the caps.

i know i just wanted an excuse to post that image desu senpai

Little kid Simon died after the tenth goal

>Make-A-Wish to see the habs play
>get excited that your dream is coming true
>they play the backup goalie and leave him in to get destroyed 10-0
>die the next day

At least that kid got to live his dream user.

What about you dreams?

My bus stop is right by the player's hotel. What do I do if I see Pulju?

Offer him some pizza and vodka

The best way to a fins heart is through his stomach

Don't spill spaghetti.

If /hoc/ has taught me anything, it's to scream HUOMENTA PEKKA at the top your lungs.

Is it possible to spill spaghetti with Pulju? At most you'd both be tossing it at each other.

use hockey images you fucking faggots

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anime makes you better at hockey though

gtfo weeb, anime is for lonely virgins

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Can we all agree the habs are Price babies?
> shit defense
> shit offense
> shit team
> shit city
> shit fans

>brief BJ's shit post time

Hartnell going exactly nowhere
Jack Johnson same

to spite willingness to make some moves, it's looking like the current roster isn't going to change until rental season

apparently everybody's gonna cry it out, marriage counseling style and.. yeah, there it is.

>carry on /hoc/
>I love you

Us leafs will need some sort of concession in order to agree with this

Was nhl 2013 the best sound track?

What did he mean by this?

No, that would be NHL Faceoff 2000.

NHL 06 was the GOAT soundtrack and game

>WHERE IS YOUR LOYALTY NOWWWWWWW

>implying NHL Hitz 2002 didn't exist

>What is NHL 2003

>console gaming
>ever

>Lehkonen injured

JUST

OUR YEAR

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Montreal did then but when at them yes GOAT from top with pool?

>rags

wait, are there sports games on PC?
why the fuck do consoles even exist then?

>mfw Habs win the cup despite what you dicksucking fags say

Kippers detected.

>dicksucking fags
Bit redundant there eh frogman?

>0-10 any time Price isn't in net
>thinks >hasb can win the cup

ayy

other than the >pongs usually losing your number 1 goaler results in being bounced from the playoffs

Trouba for Pulju

Other than the>hasb usually losing your number 1 goalie doesn't result in 0-10

taking advantage of the papa johns rangers3 deal what should I get lads?

there's no more pc hockey games sadly

last nhl game for pc was nhl 09

Remember when this faggy general said the oilers were garbage?

O I L E R S
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pizza

fuck off false flaggot

>the name would be the Desert Knights, Silver Knights or Golden Knights, and that the colors will include gray, gold and a red-rock hue
sounds like the fucking yotes and kongs meshed into one
this team will be complete shit

Why do the oilers have all the best memes?

>pulju
>mcmeme
>le can't skate or score man
>the skating Holocaust

IT'S NOT FAIR

why not just call yourself the white knights and claim an entire generation of sjw fans

because it'd be TOO hilarious.

because the it would literally include the word white.
they should just call them the black bulls.
they'll be cucking teams out of players anyway.

>google desert knights to find out if it's some nevada heritage thingy
>it's a gay pornography company

Fucking muricans.

so in my NHL !7 franchise mode for some reason the salary cap is so bad that nobody can afford to sign any free agents.
Brad Marchand has been a free agent for a year now.

there is no heritage, its just a meme name because "muh military". same reason the panthers changed their logo and jerseys.