/cum/ alouette edition
/cum/
first
chirp chirp
hehe
need opinions
>tfw smarter than everyone else around me
sometimes the burden feels too heavy
Amazon > Aliexpress (depending on item) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ebay
Hey
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THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CONQUERED BY THE SPQR,PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE AND YOUR TRIBE WILL BE SPARED PLEBIN
ebay is for third worlders
dumb frogs
In this life you can be oh-so-smart or oh-so-pleasant, for years I was smart; I recommend pleasant.
Being smart can make you rich and bring respect and reverence,
but the rewards of being pleasant are far more incandescent.
I pledge allegiance
Ebay is for people who don't use the DeepWeb
I like that movie too
>tfw been binging on fast food and energy drinks for weeks
>tfw can feel internal organs start to fail
>tfw can feel liver start scarring
>tfw chest pains
>tfw legs are cold and the skin is starting to crack
I think I'm dying
what do
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What movie is that?
emily
Someone called me rude for saying he was an idiot. I stand by what I said.
been scammed more on ebay than on agora
makes you think
Energy drinks make me bust out in hives. Don't drink that poison.
Sounds rude
harvey
want a synopsis?
Sure I've never seen it
Is there a dating website for people who don't want to have sex within the first week of meeting?
but the mix of caffeine and sugar is like manna from heaven
>Energy drinks make me bust out in hives. Don't drink that poison.
did you just tell a finn to not drink es?
farmersonly.com
I WANT MY MORMON GF BACK NOW
Sorry but she's mine now forever
Where did she go? Zion?
jimmy stewart is friends with a giant invisible rabbit
he's a non functioning alcoholic, but so rich it's ok
his sister tries to get him committed to take his money
one of my favourite black and whites
sorry she turned into a space goddess and flew off back to her home planet to partake in cosmic orgies
t. mormon jesus
>tfw you will never belong to a shrewd Oriental people like the Finns
doing a 3 day mormon trek thing and can't use her phone to text me
Being a mormon sounds comfy
ever order a margarita?
I'd like to, but it seems a little effeminate
...
Only when I'm traveling to somewhere tropical.
actual mormon ama
post underwear and badge
>flaggots
twitter.com
mexicans, explain
what are you trying to say faget?
Fidel Castro and Karl Marx were ahead of their time
lol so tru
not an argument
look out its mr steal yo girl
>mexicans
hes clearly a nig
>no cellphone
>"""mormon"" retreat
What is a chicano anyways? Serious question, is it slang for Mexicans who crossed the border illegally?
WEWLAD
i only look at white, asian, and anime vaginas idk
>tfw handsome
>physically fit
>big fat cock
>but autistic
really makes you think
Mexican american
yeah you're 100% wrong
I like saying it like Chi-cah-no
>really makes you think
no, not really
>tfw handsome
>physically fit
>tall
>but autistic
really makes you drink
more handsome than all of you
hmm
>tfw neurotypical trapped in the body of on autist
I have never made a autistic post, and trust me I screen cap every post I make and I can confirm they are not autistic
i'm a solid 6.5 faggot
I am not autistic just retarded
>tfw autist trapped in the body of a neuronormal
yeah i'm like a 9
>6.5
White boys
REAL of color men are 8.6
what's your basis for these allegations?
both of you would be lucky to be in the same room as me
I'm 20, INFP, an avid anime fan, and an environmentalist
>I'm 20, INFP, an avid anime fan, and an environmentalist
don't worry
mormons are pure :)
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must suck being a ignorant yankshart
I'm an animentalist
i wonder how many people have my shitposts saved to their harddrives
everyone's gay but me
>he hasn't drank a beer dyed green yet
>I write reviews for Anime on my free time
>you wouldnt tell a doctor how to do his job
>you wouldnt tell an engineer how to do his job
>you wouldnt tell a lawyer how to do his job
>everyone tells a politician how to do his job
from now on anime images are not allowed
I only save my own shitposts
Yes I would.
I've been saving every one for each time you called me a nigger, faggot, tranny, or cuck
You're going to regret it when I hand it over to the CIA
Who's the cuck now?
cuck faggot
Imagine having a fucking leaf on your flag, just imagine
we built this city
We built this city on leafs and memes
sometimes I feel like crying, other times I feel like crying
ON COCK IN MY HOOOOLE
sometimes I feel like a charro
please tell me you play an acoustic guitar
dude fuck the rich redistribute the wealth when
*proceeds to stuff my fat face and shitpost while some nigger in africa starves*
rich people have more disposable money than me, i'm just a poor student with barely enough money for myself. meanwhile drumpf gets 200 million a year when he doesn't even need 1 million