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/cum/ alouette edition

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chirp chirp

hehe

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need opinions

>tfw smarter than everyone else around me
sometimes the burden feels too heavy

me irl
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Amazon > Aliexpress (depending on item) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ebay

Hey

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THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CONQUERED BY THE SPQR,PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE AND YOUR TRIBE WILL BE SPARED PLEBIN

ebay is for third worlders

dumb frogs

In this life you can be oh-so-smart or oh-so-pleasant, for years I was smart; I recommend pleasant.

Being smart can make you rich and bring respect and reverence,
but the rewards of being pleasant are far more incandescent.

I pledge allegiance

Ebay is for people who don't use the DeepWeb

I like that movie too

>tfw been binging on fast food and energy drinks for weeks
>tfw can feel internal organs start to fail
>tfw can feel liver start scarring
>tfw chest pains
>tfw legs are cold and the skin is starting to crack

I think I'm dying
what do

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What movie is that?

emily

Someone called me rude for saying he was an idiot. I stand by what I said.

been scammed more on ebay than on agora
makes you think

Energy drinks make me bust out in hives. Don't drink that poison.

youtu.be/fpN_SXTTWEI

Sounds rude

harvey

want a synopsis?

Sure I've never seen it

Is there a dating website for people who don't want to have sex within the first week of meeting?

but the mix of caffeine and sugar is like manna from heaven

>Energy drinks make me bust out in hives. Don't drink that poison.

did you just tell a finn to not drink es?

farmersonly.com

I WANT MY MORMON GF BACK NOW

Sorry but she's mine now forever

Where did she go? Zion?

jimmy stewart is friends with a giant invisible rabbit
he's a non functioning alcoholic, but so rich it's ok
his sister tries to get him committed to take his money

one of my favourite black and whites

sorry she turned into a space goddess and flew off back to her home planet to partake in cosmic orgies

t. mormon jesus

>tfw you will never belong to a shrewd Oriental people like the Finns

doing a 3 day mormon trek thing and can't use her phone to text me

Being a mormon sounds comfy

ever order a margarita?
I'd like to, but it seems a little effeminate

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Only when I'm traveling to somewhere tropical.

actual mormon ama

post underwear and badge

>flaggots

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mexicans, explain

what are you trying to say faget?

Fidel Castro and Karl Marx were ahead of their time

lol so tru

not an argument

look out its mr steal yo girl

>mexicans
hes clearly a nig

>no cellphone
>"""mormon"" retreat

What is a chicano anyways? Serious question, is it slang for Mexicans who crossed the border illegally?

WEWLAD

youtube.com/watch?v=pTCp0kJYF30

i only look at white, asian, and anime vaginas idk

>tfw handsome
>physically fit
>big fat cock
>but autistic

really makes you think

Mexican american

yeah you're 100% wrong

I like saying it like Chi-cah-no

>really makes you think
no, not really

>tfw handsome
>physically fit
>tall
>but autistic

really makes you drink

more handsome than all of you

youtube.com/watch?v=qiFkisrbyxo

hmm

>tfw neurotypical trapped in the body of on autist

I have never made a autistic post, and trust me I screen cap every post I make and I can confirm they are not autistic

i'm a solid 6.5 faggot

I am not autistic just retarded

>tfw autist trapped in the body of a neuronormal

yeah i'm like a 9

>6.5
White boys
REAL of color men are 8.6

what's your basis for these allegations?

both of you would be lucky to be in the same room as me

I'm 20, INFP, an avid anime fan, and an environmentalist

>I'm 20, INFP, an avid anime fan, and an environmentalist

don't worry
mormons are pure :)

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must suck being a ignorant yankshart

I'm an animentalist

i wonder how many people have my shitposts saved to their harddrives

everyone's gay but me

>he hasn't drank a beer dyed green yet

>I write reviews for Anime on my free time

>you wouldnt tell a doctor how to do his job
>you wouldnt tell an engineer how to do his job
>you wouldnt tell a lawyer how to do his job
>everyone tells a politician how to do his job

from now on anime images are not allowed

I only save my own shitposts

Yes I would.

I've been saving every one for each time you called me a nigger, faggot, tranny, or cuck

You're going to regret it when I hand it over to the CIA

Who's the cuck now?

cuck faggot

Imagine having a fucking leaf on your flag, just imagine

we built this city

We built this city on leafs and memes

sometimes I feel like crying, other times I feel like crying

ON COCK IN MY HOOOOLE

sometimes I feel like a charro

please tell me you play an acoustic guitar

dude fuck the rich redistribute the wealth when
*proceeds to stuff my fat face and shitpost while some nigger in africa starves*

rich people have more disposable money than me, i'm just a poor student with barely enough money for myself. meanwhile drumpf gets 200 million a year when he doesn't even need 1 million