Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Of course. Just not on this
What do you play on those?
Id be holding your hips watching you go up and down. I wouldnt want to go.
Bye have fun.

Tank next post

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My tank.

she has cute hair
you're so slutty~
please don't leave me
this is all your fault for stroking him~
thanks~

hnn!

Right now farcry4, nhl17, and gta5 also need to finish assassins creed...
You're just as bad~

It was just the head...

>claiming Taiga

Nice, I'm a sucker for the T-54 myself, never really got into the heavies.

Forgot pic...wait no i didnt it just didnt post it

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Damn you, I love ghettoyouth so much, his comics are so good

no im not! im pure~
rapist~

Hope I don't interrupt anything~

I think it does, especially on this.

Nice.

Hi.

Hardly

>my thoughts are very.. impure, im holding you down and riding your-... and we're kissing hotly and i won't let you go until you finish inside my-...ah...
Plus it's known you have a rape fantasy. Maybe i should do into details about that.

Hi Hanako, how have you been lately?

Sleep will probably not happen tonight

W-what, it was just the hair, that's nothing...

hey

May even turn over so you would lay down and I could thrust into you while you hold on tight.
Far cry is fun. Gta is a good time waster. Which assassins creed?
Working my way there now. im on the T-34-85. Heavy tanks are my jam.
God no
Of course you would like to think that but I will tell you it wont

cut me yuno

Not great, i've been better. How about you?

What's wrong?

Whatever you say, cutie.

Syndicate, still havent beaten it...kinda veen lazy with it
Hello yuno
5 more minutes then sleepy time

i'm only committed to one person though
why not?
oh you mean that head~ okay
hay
oh gosh >////

The usual pain with existential crisis sprinkled on top

I want to die, thats why.

Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
I have the papers I just haven't done it yet. Honestly it's the first time I'm doing it myself
>glad you like it. It's a personal favorite of mine
I was watching high school of the dead and now I'm watching my hero acadamia
Well hello then.

Of course THAT head! Baka!

>to one persom
>rps with everyone in thread
Wew
Not that theres anything wrong with polyamory
I gotta go to sllep in 2 minutes

Yeah i'm feeling a bit of that myself lately.

Ooh nice.

I ended up with ~15 x 1000 gold promotional codes a few years back, bought the KV-5, enjoyed that one quite a bit. My absolute favorite is the M24 Chaffee though, it's just such an annoying and silly tank.

Something the matter? Hope you'll be better soon~
I've been through a shitload of work lately, but it's finally weekend so I can give myself a few hours of rest.
Any plans for the weekend?

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Ugggggg.
It didnt look too good. What do you think?
I dont want to get you too turned on.
Thats pretty lucky. Kv-5 is just thick armor yeah. Everyone loves the Chaffee but Im more of an elc kind of guy. Just smacking some tank with that 90mm gun felt great.

It's better than seeing you mess around with other waifu's
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Personally I've like high school of the dead better but we'll see how my hero acadamia goes.

1200
Time to sleep.
>Goodnight all

I honestly don't know why I even try. It always ends in me suffering for some damn reason and I can never pinpoint it. I hate it so much. I think I've hit rock bottom

hello

Just a bit stressed on some stuff lately, some things affecting me a lot more than they should. That's good get some rest. Not really, gotta go do some stuff tomorrow but other than that nope. What about you?

You know you love it.

HSOTD was pretty fun. I haven't seen Hero academia yet.

Goodnight.

All you can do is keep trying, it's got to get better eventually.

Honeslty it feels like it gets worse. I don't want to feel this way anymore but it doesnt go away.

Dummy I don't want you to die.

I want the other head where all the spunk was shooting out of~

Lies and slander!

T-too freaking late for that!
youshouldpullmyhairbackandpoundmeashardasyoucan

Holy shit shielder, you've hit a new level of gay

The ELC is amazing too, but I find myself struggling against higher tier tanks in it because of the narrow arc of fire.

I haven't played in a long time, is the light tank matchmaking still very hit and miss? I remember having games as highest tier tank, and games where I'm 4 tiers below the other tanks.

Y-yeah, I better go...

Because I don't want you to die? Wow.

We could share!

For me it just goes up and down, just waiting for it to go up again. Try something different maybe?

How have you been fellow big breasted waifu?
I also finished high school DxD last night and the end was nice but i hear there'll be a new season. And HOTD was a good combination of fanservice and action.

Yes exactly that reason. Only the gays dont want me to end my meaningless life.

I have a lot. I have my swings no doubt but today I hit an all new low

not too great, I havent been myself for awhile now.

Night
No not even a little bit
In that case I wouldnt mind being a bit rough with you. Do you like rope?
All light tanks will never see tanks higher than 3 tiers but most see only 2 tiers higher. Its not bad for them really but they dont crop up as top tier as often.
If youre actually depressed tell your parents doctor someone. If you have thought of killing yourself to the point of planning really talk to them soon. You need help.

I see. Well, most things pass with time, and I hope that will be the case as well. If anything, we're always here for you. Hang in there Hanako, I know you'll make through whatever you're going through now
Yeah, some rest once a week might do me some good.
That's a nice weekend I guess
Seeing my gf in about an hour and spending the day with her, then going with some old friends to drown our problems in lots of alcohol, and tomorrow I'll have to study all day, so I can say it's a little productive.
What is your favourite pie flavour?

Your life isn't meaningless, why would you even think of something like that?

And also you're still in high school right? Your life hasn't even started yet.

I love rope~ You want to tie my wrists to my ankles?

I dont want to talk to my family about it, I'll just freak them out. I'm scared but im also tired.

Whats the point of starting something you already know failed?

That does sound good, no more tier Chaffe versus T-62A and the big Auto-loaders

It's your life and it's up to you to make something of it. It's worth a try at least. Don't give it up so easily.

Noa Takigawa

I still need to finish DxD. Yeah it was, it was pretty good with the comedy as well.

I feel you, i've definitely sunk a bit lower today then i've been in a while. Like i said, all we can do is keep trying right?

Hmm maybe i should stop then.

I'm sure it will, eventually. I've thought about just ending the situation, thinking even if it hurts it might be better for everyone in the end. Thank you. Sounds like a good weekend. It's a tie between apple and pumpkin. What's yours?

Post more of her.

No no I was thinking of tying your legs nice and spread so I could have easy access
Yeah thinking of killing yourself is cause for alarm but you need to tell someone. Nothing will get better unless you actually take some steps towards trying to make it so.
Yeah at most tier 8s normal tier 7s.
Only if you want to

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But then how will I be able to wrap my legs around you so that you don't escape~?

I don't know what you mean by "ending the situation", but if I'm thinking what you're thinking then don't, please ;-;
Never tried pumpkin, but for me it's also a tie between apple and cheese
And what about ice cream?

>dubs
Although i can't say i exactly understand what you're going through. I will say i have felt different lately. Mostly bored but not in the sense of a temporary boredom.
Yeah, it defiantly deserves a 2nd season. Then again a lot of shows deserve a 2nd season, i can name plenty out of the maybe 10-20 animes I've watched
And DxD was good for me cause i love tons of fanservice.

If there is anyone in your family that you think might understand, it might be worth it to freak them out a bit so you can vent and actually start working on the problem. The worst you can do to your family is let it get out of hand.
That's at least my thoughts on it.

Sounds like me when younger
>was in good school, but lazy as fuck
>just play games all day and get bad grades
>never do my homework, get F's because of it
>pretty depressed
>grades so low that I get kicked out of school because of it
>start anew on a worse school
>fuck it up again, but manage to graduate with the worst grades allowed
>find no job afterwards for years and realise maybe I should have put more effort into it
>go back to school for 2 years to graduate with better grades, this time do it right
>stopped being lazy and graduated top of the class
>now good grades got me accepted into college
>now engineering student with top grades and happy with my life
tl;dr you can definitely do it if you put your mind to it, don't give up to laziness.

Goodbye everyone

Id use you for quite some time but if you wanted more id happily let you go so you could do what you pleased.
Night

>666
Goodnight Hama, take care of yourself.

now drill that into hama's head and thankyou for sharing your story
i too didn't study in school and failed everything, but i wasn't depressed about it... I wonder why..
if you kill yourself i'll never forgive you and i shit on your grave for hurting me!
im going to squeeze you so tight, i want to feel your twitching cock deep inside me! >

here you go.

But that's the problem, i don't want to stop.

No no i didn't mean it like that, sorry i know how that sounded and don't worrry, i wouldn't do that. It's just something i've thought about a lot lately, and i'm not sure if i like how it's making me feel. Hmm probably chocolate and vanilla combo. You?

Yeah it's shame alright. Haha yeah it had plenty of fanservice, i love it too.

Goodnight.

She's really cute, please converse with others and post more of her.

You've already hurt me enough so theres no point in going further

If only I was there now.
Then keep going. Ill just deflect it like normal

Best character from that series.

lol. the other characters are cute too.

nananinnomajo.wikia.com/wiki/Maria_Sarushima

I love Kumiko Oumae

definetly agree with you.

Yeah, sounds good. Cutie.

I never hurt you and I will never hurt you. Please keep your head up because once you're out of high school your life will begin and you will love it.

I want to smack my butt and make it red...

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No don't ruin it for me!

>trips
Bye. I hope you feel better.
Too bad I'm out of good harem Ecchi trash to watch, especially dubbed.

I want you* to

guh

Oh my, you like dubs too?

That isnt Hanako.
Only if you suck me dry

>dubbed harem Ecchi trash
That sounds like torture to me

Has anyone claimed tagia yet?
>claiming taiga as my waifu
xD

kek

Not same user but were you ever this lewd with Hanako?

kindly bugger your ass off neckbeard fuck
she's mine

>1 off trips
Nope

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yeah it is, the scars are just barely visible.

is this the undercover ksg thread?

Yeah.
I just dont think she would act that way i mean

I guess she and I were meant to be owo

xD

im so horny i can't continue, i have to fix this situation.. b-bye tomoko

Have fun and send pics.

If only, those are a relic of a better time..

Ah, yeah you're right.