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Yanks unable to comprehend why fast and efficient public transport would be a good thing

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All Aussies should be killed.

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really stimulates the noodle

none
leave
men

First for /ourguy/

>suicide pee malice
hmm

lust fool made
wtf im a #MGTOWmissile now

>physiological

Business idea: Leave the android tablet in the bathroom so I can play with that while doing a poo instead of reading old snoopy books I've read a dozen times

>'city' i live in hasn't changed in 30+years
>council frequently turn down businesses who want to move in
>it took 6 years for them to agree to have a tram test line
>they plead poverty at every opportunity

Boggles the mind, should be able to force these fuckers out.

really like the feel of nicotine lads
might start smoking

You arrive in Plymouth

crush
dread
kiss

SO lonely

Maniac
Crush
Hate

hmmm

britposting from the poo pot right now haha

Business idea: software that raises and lowers volume to keep it consistent when watching my stories

ah yes, the north

>Boggles the mind, should be able to force these fuckers out.
errr you can
what do you think council elections are for

the more you ignore me

the closer i get

british people have no concept of just how big the united states is because all they know is life on a crowded little island where everything is small and cramped

and when they go on holiday they go to european countries which are cramped and crowded like britain is

london has 1.3 million muslims, incredible

lust
rush
fool

must suck being a yank patheitc little inbred country whilst being looked down on by Superior BritBulls

I feel hemmed in in this country. tbqh.

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>what do you think council elections are for
Same as every election: To maintain the illusion of representation so people are accepting of their circumstances.

I went to NYC, the buildings were pretty fucking big I'll grant you that

but yeah, it's a small country

Liverpoo?

is that right

We already have fast and efficient transport. It's called an automobile

same but if you ever reply to a yank again you'll feel HEEMed in, sunshine

>Britain
>elderly but gracious and well-mannered woman who can be led around the White House grounds by a true Anglophile and potential British citizen (Trump)
>Germany
>frumpy old hag who wants to destroy Europe and not even the most desperate of virgins shall ever touch
What did they mean by this?

got an engagement tonight, lads. still didn't get ambulance cover

went to america and it was shite
had to drive miles to the nearest shop to buy milk (which came in a fucking bag)

>automobile
>efficient
Good grief.

why
is
everything from rivers
so
comfortable

look at this richfag

careful, you'll anger our resident 'sheeds and 'hmeds

If you had high speed rail then you would create the flyover state powerhouses
Of course we realise how big america is compared to our tiny island, that's the whole reason I'm saying this

I went to the UK and it was shit as well

I tried to buy some condoms, and they were all several sizes too small

trips of truth

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the flyover states are a powerhouse you fucking dolt
do you think agriculture is just not important for the american economy

We just have far better taste in GILFs.

Gave me a giggle. Well played, Jamal.

i've never seen milk in a bag here only ever seen it in plastic jugs and wax paper cartons

The dog has taken a big shit, I can smell it.

I take it you just raped the

I've been to 31 US states which I'm sure is more than any of the y*nks ITT

put my milk bag in the microwave

gf idea: fat

cool image

auto-posted before I completed the post...

was gonna say something about raping altar boys bareback

If you're not lying than you're probably right tbqhwy

alri pat mustard

what's your favourite tree?

my favourite tree is near me it has rough bark and needles

>be american
>be nonwhite

How hard is it to immigrate to Britain if you're educated and work in a valuable profession? I'm white btw

really wouldn't mind an italian gf but they look and sound too much like pakis

very easy

>ywn rest your head on a gf's chubby belly

...a guy who is into boipucci. P-U-C-C-I? poochi? boy poochi?

Yanks are fucking pathetic arrogant clueless cunts

read a few books which got me quite interested in india, lads
any of you ever been? specifically to the north like punjab/Kashmir region?

gf idea: 2d

*approaches you*

niggas gon have them pistolz at my funeral

hullo

There were three trees in front of my childhood home. They were cherry trees. The one closest to the driveway was my favourite.

>i'm white btw
>that flag

sure you are, jose tyrone hernandez

chinese monkey

half of /brit/ is from india

olro'

stop fucking calling me mate yeah? I'm not your fucking mate

business idea: kebab shops in all the towns that don't have one

there's gonna be ten thousand bitches at my funeral

true. but at least they know they are. aussie's are exactly the same but think they're actually liked.

well i would appreciate if they would chime in x

Was in India when they phased out the 5000 rupee note thing or whatever the hell it actually was

completely fucked all the tourists there, everyone went north to nepal and then i stayed in nepal for three weeks and just sat around with a bunch of people from all over the world (including many qt girls) and smoked dude weed lmao

was good

too fucked lads

too much to drink

too much of a jack n jill

too much of a smoke

third eye is open yet shut

>suicidal
>scum
>rageman

top fucking kek

hmmmm
Yew

Hey there x

Had a chicken balti once tbf.

*blocks your path*

oi fuck off aussies are actually really funny

reminder to not patronise muslim-owned businesses or any business that provides halal products

you might get your ass robbed at my funeral

So who are we going to cosy up to now we've fucked Europe off and Trump keeps accusing us of spying on him, China?

you're a butt

Cherry blossoms

could not be more middle class "so spiritual xD" runt

How did travel improve before railroads?

No they're shit

>cherry tree
Class track mate.
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"rageman" is not a word you dumb gypsy faggot

thanks for coming x

> #1 made
> #2 sin
> #3 lid
> bonus #4 word was pee

What does this say about me?