How does one become a tv writer?

How does one become a tv writer?

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#1 Be funny
#2 Go to hollywood
#3 Do stand up and do well (they let amateurs go on stage for free and if good they come back)
#4 Get good at stand up. Good enough you start to get paid and noticed.
#5 Apply for jobs at TV stations which that in your back pocket.

Someone will probably higher you soon or later.

Also you can just make your own skits and circulate them and eventually if they are good enough someone will hire you.

Take a shit
Smear it on some paper
Submit it to Fox
???
Profit

>will probably higher you
Writing is also probably an important skill to have.

Goes without saying. Good jokes are worth more than punctuation though.

>Important skill to have,

Have you ever watched Big Bang Theory?

know people in the business

What about if i want to write for drama series

i'd honestly rape the blonde if i worked with her

Why would you want to? Unless you have total creative control like Larry David or Gervais it's fucking terrible.

lol...you might have a future.

Nah man, that's why I am on here.

was her outfit age appropriate?

I hate tina feys brand of comedy

Apply I guess. Have something to show.

But usually, just have friends who can get you in.

Audition for chicagos second city
They seem to pump out writers and stars in comedy at a fairly steady rate

it's probably easier in comedy shows to break into than other shows
Can imagine how you'd get hired for a drama , soap, cop or action show

>1 Be funny
So I'm guessing you're leading OP on because no one must have succeeded following this list

>tfw being at a writers table was one of my dreams
>After dreaming of becoming a cinematographer

now I'm changing to network security and accepting the fact that I'm going to pickle my liver with beer and vodka.

1) Be born with connections
2) Live the high life, writing stories involving magnanimous egalitarianism and other idealistic niceness that gives other people delusions that social mobility isn't dead, and that nepotism doesn't run the world

Submit quality plots like this one.

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Why have I seen this plot so many times in the past few weeks?

ya know im sure there was a proper way to go about climbing the ladder to success but today you could literally have a shitty youtube show and be brought on to write regardless of if your material is any good.

Be Jewish

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The current method for drama, cop or action seems to be write shitty comics for some time until you get picked up from there

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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needs more BAZINGA

>start
>Microsoft word
>courier new
>write

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>Keit愛 TVアニメ

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>Keit愛: 君の名は。

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This. Connections are EVERYTHING.

Because its summer.

A) Have connections; or
B) Suck a lot of dick

Sometimes both.

>be Jewish
>let someone know you want to be a writer

Sitcoms have like 50 writers for some reason.

First, go to Harvard.