It's 4 in the morning and I'm all alone and no one to talk to

>it's 4 in the morning and I'm all alone and no one to talk to

Please I'll be nice, I'll talk to anyone. I'm just so upset and alone.

hello

How are you? What's up?

Nice to see you still have not killed yourself you pathetic virgin

check dubs you nigger

this dude again

surprised he hasnt killed himself yet

why dont you do something like move to a new place and start your life over m8

Who is this?
Nobody got dubs

>Who is this?
The user with the Romanian bitch from a few years (I think) ago

Well I really don't think it'd be any easier anywhere else

I don't know why I haven't done it yet either. There's no reason why I haven't honestly. I should I just can't.

play some online games. lots of people are doing the same right now.

it wont be easier per say but you could find meaning to your life.
thats what I feel you're missing.

you shouldnt kys but you shouldnt stand around and do nothing either.

Yeah nice to see you again
I don't have any way of doing so, my only computer now is a shitty MacBook Air

Yeah I feel so stuck, I need to do something but I keep fucking up. I can't do nothing but that's all I do

I've an idea OP, judging by the picture you're still doing as terribly as you were couple of years ago. So let's get you laid right now. Either pick a hooker or dl tinder.

go outside and if someone in a van offers you a ride, just get in the van.

Nothing means anything

Well I already know tinder doesn't work for me, got not even one match.

I have no idea about hookers

I would if that were to happen
This is true.

You're really handsome

>got not even one match
Try again now, some drunk pig might be up for it

It's half 11 you retard

Thanks for being nice to me What?
Don't feel like it rn, I know I'll never get a match

Oh the time

Get out Underage

How old are you?

26

I can speak about hookers with authority having been friends with a few in the heyday of shooting galleries in the east village

Get on Craigslist, be ready to spend $50-120 depending if you want a blowjob or full service. They'll be extremely obvious ads full of emojis and shit, pick one who will come to you. Don't try to text personal stuff. Ask for a face shot and make sure it's different from the shots on the site. Do not pick an Asian with pro looking pictures. Don't fuck with black chicks, although this is a life rule. If she wants to "party and play" block her unless you have meth, which if you did you wouldn't be crying. If she tells you how many roses she needs that's dollars. Don't agree to over 150 unless shes smoking hot. Careful with white girls. Latinas are usually the pros on CL.

Once she arrives you don't kiss her, you don't fuck her in the ass without consent. You can tell her you're a virgin. Don't cry. Pay her afterwards but clear any meds out of the bathroom cause she'll ask to go in to clean up and steal your painkillers to forget she had sex with you.

Have fun!

why the fuck are you still alive

damn dog

Right on

I don't know.

>K
>Y
>S

Eventually

You're upset because you fap too much. And you're current set/place worsen your situation. Don't fap too much.

I've been too depressed to fap for the last few weeks

Eat more raisins, fap less.

Why raisins

You kinda look like that chess dude, Magnus Carlsen, only in a XL version.

It is the sweetest thing to chew on and it's natural rather than gum. I still eat it until now to get over the urge to fap.

Thanks
Ok, makes sense

why dont you just get away and change everything?

Moots baby picture