ITT: we work as guards in the white house

ITT: we work as guards in the white house

Gosh, being a secret service agent sure is fun.

Why are you talking to yourself, Jon?

B613 - there is a bird on the lawn making a move towards WH, please advise

Jon shut the fuck up and watch for suspicious activity.

WHO TOUCHED MY COLLECTION OF RARE INCURABLE DISEASES

Fucking hell Jon, i told you not to touch it.

Thank God that nigger got taken out of the white house.

Thanks

I'm going to the toilet to fap thinking about Ivana Trump. See ya!

If obama is out of the house, who was that orange baboon I shot earlier?

Oh shit.

Nah, Trump's still here last I checked. Oh, you meant the black nigger.

Lol I'm out

Fuuuck.
I guess mike "LGBBQ" pence will take over.
Yeah.
Are you fucking blind?

Look at all those libtards picketing behind the fence, should we shoot them?

GUYS CALL THAT SATANIST RIGHT NOW, HE IS OUR ONLY HOPE TO BRING DONALD BACK TO LIFE

It is so nice finally being able to keep fried chicken and watermelon in the break room fridge without the old boss sneaking in and stealing it all the time.

Wait, where is my big mac?

Where's my Russian cereal (raw potatoes and vodka)?

Guys, I think I heard melania trump screaming in the attic

Roger, i'll go check it out.

Guys, I have to shit real bad can someone take over my shift for a minute?

Hey I shouldn't say anything but I've been seeing ivanka sneak in and out of trumps room in the middle of the night. What do you thinks going on?

Я не могу ждать, пока мы не запустить это дерьмо!

согласен

Mr. Trump needs assistance stranding from the toilet, I need a team of men to help lift him out of there.

Not to worry comrade, we shall work together as proletariat does in home country. Druzno!

I think he may be getting the Bill Clinton special.

That's Irish cereal. Except instead of Guinness its vodka.

Im fucking Trumps wife and he watches like a cuck.

Kekd

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