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sup subby

I had no melee setup for two whole days and it was misery.

why didn't you have it?

the usb I was loading from shattered.

you must take better care of your usb to avoid this travesty in the future

I'll shatter ur dik you plonker

yeah I was irresponsible

ooo yes bby

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You're all fur coat no knickers

how did it even shatter?

I've never heard that expression before but it does totally fit.

I left it in my wii while traveling about. Eventually the jostling and bustling just busted the input point.

I missed an "and" in there, but it still applies.
Killing Floor.

ah yes that game's quite british innit m8

oh.
that's kinda silly of you

What'd you do last night?
Did things finally work out.

I'm not responsible.

Nothing. Chaplain's running a game now so we were doing preliminary stuff for that on thursday night, then bd and I were up late rambling and drinking, so I passed out the minute I got home yesterday.

I feel bad that Katia linked me strim but I did not go.

yeah he texted me about it but I wasn't in the general vicinity of awake

it's okay, at least the wii didn't get destroyed

Well hurry up and get woke, son

Not yet, but it's on its way. The cables anyway.

Are we doing nigspeak now?

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Nah.
I am not fluent.

>korean internet speak for laughing

that will be a much more sad time

It's a third language to me, more or less

I can buy new cables too. But I think I'm just gonna get some gamecube cables and stop hauling my wii around entirely.

안녕하세요

It's something that people with my skin color will never be able to understand.

Nah I know a lot of people whiter than myself who are more fluent also. Philly, fam.

It must be my purity that bar me, then.

*bars

i can't read korean that well anymore and it makes me sad

that would probably work out better than one day finding the wii won't work at all

I think it's your upbringing.

It's just annyeonghaseyo

I just need to spend more time in Chicago.

tbqh I'm rusty too

the wii itself is stil fine, thank allah

I would avoid chiraq if I were you, witeboi

>tfw no black man to cuck you
My white boy life isn't complete.

you don't have a gf either is the thing

All the girls I like just go for Chad anyways.

i just haven't bothered with korean since the League world championships in 2014
man that was fun but i used all the money my parents had put away for me to do it

praise him

I'll go under the knife and get turned into a big beautiful black man for you if that makes you love me more.

Stop channeling Nibi.

salil al sawarim~

If I could travel wherever I wanted, I'd do South Korea.

If only I'd had sex with a girl as a teen so that I didn't turn out gay.

You almost did, didn't you?

I kissed a girl.
Not even close, really.

But you could've. I don't think nibbles had the chance.

Nah, I was too beta for it to even be a possibility.

Ok. A girl at some point was interested in you, ever.

if i had the money to travel i'd go to Yinchuan for WCA and watch some dank video games, south korea was fun but i probably wouldn't go again

not enough dick in this thread :>

I'd go to Italy, get a pizza, and go home.

She was a cool girl.
Now she's a total party girl, seems like.

>I'd go to Italy, get a pizza, and go home.
This was basically all I did in Italy.

And yeah sloots gonna sloot.

what else is there to do in italy?

k

Drink espresso.

Well I don't know if she was a slut, she just had > 2 bottles of wine at a new year's party with my old friends.

nigga what

how do people do this

wine and pizza is pretty much it

maybe some pasta for the hangover

i don't drink coffee so that is not appealing at all

>133 hit combo
nice I'm good

honest that is precisely correct.

I mean I'm sure there's more, I'm just not good at planning trips.

She's pretty skinny, but also pretty tall.
And this probably indicates that she drinks somewhat regularly, of course.

And probably sluts a lot too. Sorry for telling you.

Oh no, someone that I dated shortly is having sex with people that aren't me?
The sheer horror.

italy sounds boring

You're a cuckold Harry.

Don't most places, if you don't know what to do?

I'm never dating anyone ever again.
This way, I can't get cucked more than I already am.

yeah that's true

I see nothing wrong with your plan. Which is worse, cuck or lonely?

I hate having the whole structured vacation plan where everything essentially has a sort of time slot and day, but getting a lot of shit done is fun in the end.

I honestly don't even know anymore.
Loneliness is a weird thing.

I'm watching summit singles sets from yesterday and goddamn the post game stats are neat.

I'm watching a Breath of the Wild stream.

that game looks annoying af. weapons breaking is no fun.

That game looks annoying af, shine is no fun

It's pretty fun when you're the spacie.

Rape is always fun when you're the rapist.

Now you're getting it.

i need something to do

I wish I was getting it.

You can be~

I was being facetious.

who is the artist?

Popomodoro, Tumblr

>baine will never hold you in his hands while he impales you with his cock
why live

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Sounds a little painful.

baine is a gentle guy, he'd try his best to accomodate for it

I don't want no beaner dick in my ass

These two are cute, I want more of them.

Not gentle enough to make it somehow fit.

With sufficient determination, anything can fit.

i don't imagine tauren with a huge horsecock like a lot of pictures, i like to think that they'd have more of a larger human size of cock that may or may not still be a horsecock

whore

I'm just out of practice.
Not all of us can double fist our asses like you.

>whore

>double fisted asses
i don't want to think of that

Nah, big dude automatically = gigantic penis

i don't think that's always true

it is in furry porn though

You're right.
I'm pretty tall, but that hasn't made my dick big.
Myth debunked.

in furry porn, if you're a big guy your cock is huge, and if you're not a big guy your cock is still probably huge

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furry trash

If you're getting fucked by the big dude your penis may or may not be huge.
It could be small.