You're offered $20,000 to fuck her, balls deep for 15 minutes. Do you get paid fam?

You're offered $20,000 to fuck her, balls deep for 15 minutes. Do you get paid fam?

I've seen worse

No I'm too much of a massive faggot, I'd turn down sex with a woman even if I got paid a million dollars.

I take it that she lost a lot of weight?

I would PAY 20,000 to fuck her, balls deep for 15 minuets. Let's be honest.

you could buy multiple escorts who are actually hot for that price.

Um, sure. If I was single, or my wife was cool with it. She isn't a whale or anything, just chubby in spots.

Who the fuck is it

>If I were single
ftfy

Personally I'd just tell me wife and ask if she wants the 20k or not

hell i would pay her 200 for an hour
>ugly girls always let you rawdog

I have done a lot worse thanks to steroids and alcohol

I'd do it for $50 tbh

yeah. fucking duh.

Do you have to last 15 minutes?? I mean... I'd take a prorated rate for approximately 1 min 15 seconds.

Pussy whipped

Youve never had a girlfriend fuck off

uh yea. no question.

ONLY for 15 minutes? Lets be for real. The fucking would be for a lot longer than that.

i would tell her to pay me 20k to fuck this shit girl

I've porked far worse as well. So yes, I would get paid for dipping my wick.

No way!

I would only spend 10,000 to fuck her not 20.

Been married. Divorced the bitch.

>do you get paid?
What? You mean if I go through with it I may or may not be paid? If that's the case, then nah.

Also, who knows what diseases or strings there may be on this.

Have done worse for less.

OP has never been laid and is underage.
Clues/Indicators:
>used the term "fam"
>thinks all women that get fucked must be perfect as indicated by original post

I would pay 500 to fuck her

more pics pls

guess he'd better to your relationship advice then

As long as she's not some herpes infested SJW, yes.

>OP has never been laid and is underage.

I think the internet age has really skewed people's perceptions of beauty.

The "post ugly girls" threads are usually filled with perfectly dateable girls. People only think they're ugly because they watch pornstarlets with professional hair/make-up/lighting enact fantasies.

THe distortion is also available for women via social media. They can't change their Cancerbook photos without 100 people telling them how beautiful they are and they start to think they can do better than the boys at college.

Clue to my Sup Forumsrothers: there is a 50% chance someone, maybe even you, is below average-- that does NOT equate to them being ugly.

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