What is this fucking bird. It wont leave my garage

What is this fucking bird. It wont leave my garage.

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where do you live? its prolly a european starling. fuckin invasive species

shoot the fucker
grab your ruger 10/22
and after you pop all the .22s in the mag, flick that bolt back and noscope the bitch 10 times as it falls

West Virginia, USA

(((birb))) OvO

what guns you got

Kek. I like your style

glock - .40 S&W

I really don't think that is going to do much more than ensure that I put a buch of holes in the roof.

yup, starling, adult non breeding then

bitch shut up
you wanna let that fucking big bird bitch take a shit in your garage, or are you gonna blow its beak off and throw some duct-tape on the carnage evidence?

its a tit

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If you're in the USA, shoot it.
I do that every chance I get.

it feels so fucking good to shoot things and hit right
you know your accuracy was great
so fucking do it
post pic of dead bird
even better do youtube video of you noscoping it with your .40 s7w

>ou live? its prolly a european starling. fuckin invasive species

I'm assuming they are pest, no?

I'm in Pennsylvania
Shoot that fucker
A pellet gun should do the trick without to much damage.
Or you could use. 22 snake shot

Sturnus vulgaris

That shit should be shot

Pa
Invasive.
They kill bluebirds
These are the ones you see swarms of in the fall
Thousands of them
They were introduced into the usa in NYC by some Shakespeare club for some reason 100years ago.
They are legal to kill at any time in any quantity.

west or east pa
also yes do .22
remington uh what is it?
golden nose?
or club extra
also use my earlier suggestion of

it's woody woodpecker

don't kill the bird it probably has a family, poor bird is just lost and scared

is this 4 chan or peta. gtfo this thread faggot.

East PA
Sometimes I wonder with all the NY hats

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Schieffelin
>In 1890, he released 60 starlings into New York City’sCentral Park. He did the same with another 40 birds in 1891. Schieffelin wanted to introduce all the birds mentioned in the plays ofWilliam Shakespeareto
North America.[

fuck gay snakeshIt

just use one projectile
like i said, this bitch
and what I meant by 'golden nose' was pic related

Trying not to damage his roof
A tennis racket also works well

Then let it die in there. You are not going to be able to catch it unless you have a big fishing net or something. And if it is an invasive species like people here are suggesting, killing it would be doing a favor for the native birds.

>2017
>shooting into the air,
>not a backstop
>ishygddt
>t. dues-paying NRA member

>trying not to damage his roof

refer to plus all he has is .40 s7w
so who fucking cares about alternatives
he's not gonna go down to Cock's Railing Goods and buy a big crate of tiny caliber ammo just to kill one gay woody woodpecker in his shit gayrage

of course i don't shoot into the fucking air unless i want manslaughter charges
that's retarded
where did you get that i shoot the air?

If the bird is above you on a beam, how do you propose NOT to shoot upwards?

>all he has is .40 s7w
Replace bullet with ice.
Nobody can figure out how bird killed.
Escape justice.

that is called 'shooting the roof', sir
not shooting the air
and no one said you can only shoot it from below

set up a tree stand and get a low caiber rifle with a gay scope on it and pretend you're playing cod


lol they're invasive and totally legal to kill on private property

if there's windows, that is

if not, jump and nosight it with the Gaylock you got

This is why you must have an airsoft gun

>and no one said you can only shoot it from below
Cut hole in roof.
Build tower.
Blast away at bird on beam from high ground.

loled

Catch it in a trap

Just go to gaymart and buy a co2 bb/pellet pistol for $40 and be done with that shitmachine.

Call 911. Tell them there's a spotted nigger in your garage and he refuses to leave.

You're giving good advice to a guy that came to Sup Forums for advice.

>spotted nigger

European starling, i have one as a pet. they are awesome.

not if they're being bitches, which they mostly are doing

Shoot it and fuck the corpse.

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or pop its insides open with a fucking hose up its ass and make it into jello
then serve to neighborhood kiddies

heard of a broom? got one?

ever had one as a pet? they are actually incredibly smart.

which is why they can be bitch heads

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'sup neighbor, north of scranton here. i just use a bb gun when they come in my garage.

Can't cuddle a bird.
Bird never shuts up.
Will leave and never come back if it escapes.

YEP GREAT PET

quote fail

You are witnessing first hand how fucking retarded birds are. They can get in alright, but they can't deduce that that big giant opening in the wall that they flew in through can be used to escape too. Where I work, the get in through the loading bay door all the time, and fly around inside until they either die, or become exhausted enough for us to catch them and put back outside.

Post webm of you shooting it to win Sup Forums for today

>Cant cuddle a bird
you're just not trying hard enough

Buy a meow and throw the meow at the birb.