>be me
>Coloradoan.jpeg
>Friends daughter has a basketball tournament
>Asks if I wanna go
>say it's at columbine highschool
>"Yes, that columbine"
Dubs asks what I do when Im there. Op will deliver
Be me
SHOOT IT UP
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Take a picture on the floor in the library.
Reroll
Tout the camera around habitually.
"I can't help it. This place has some great shots."
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Take a shit on the floor.
this
reroll
My daughter is the shooter this time.
roll
rolling
I think they gutted the library and rebuilt it
This.
This but shit in a high foot traffic area.
DO IT FAGGOT
if no, .
This
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rolling 4 dis
Reroll
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DELET
NVM DO IT
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Re x2
You can't. Can you?
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Respect the pain left, grow as a person
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go streaking.
Write rip Dylan and Eric in a bathroom stall
rr
They did.
>source: I went to school there
Winrar?
It's fake dubs tho
Play pumped up kicks on a speaker at max volume
Op here, was already planning on doing this
winrar
Go in an assless fursuit
Go up to faculty and students and ask them if they are ok and that you heard what happened and you're so sorry.
Yell "HE'S GOT A GUN" in middle of a game + actually bring a gun and shoot someone
reroll
Wear a shirt that says Natural Selection
Throw a firecracker in the library
Beat Eric and Dylan's highscore
Rape your friends daughter
When somebody ask your name say "Im Erick Dylan nice to meet you"
Re x3. Fucking fake dubs
^^^^
WinRAR.
Lol got em
This
Fucking this, this times 1000x
Nothing stupid, because we know OP isn't going to do it then
Just something subtle
reroll
Dubs have spoken
Op here
I don't have my tec on me
go to the library and look for blood stained books lel
rollin
like in doom?
Pull out an extremely realistic looking water pistol
This is by far the edgiest of all Sup Forums threads. My mind might actually explode from how edgy this is. And this just made it SOOOOOOO MUCH MORE EDGY!!!! I can't believe Sup Forums's servers are even able to handle all this edge without being sliced and diced into a thousand pieces. Sup Forums has truly reached its pinnacle on this day. Include me in the screen cap Sup Forumsros, for this will be passed down for generations.
i thought they renamed the school after that shit...
Roll
KYS
Jack you fuckboi
tha fuk you talking about is this trigger you i cant imagine the rest of internet
tldr
This is a really bad attempt at satire
Take note anons
OP, crouch on the cafeteria stair and act like if you were aiming a rifle
Commit suicide in the library
>TRIGGERED
Winrar
Winrar. OP must jack you fuckboi.
Hey guys OP here I'm driving there right now keep rolling I'll try to deliver as much as I can trip rolls get priority I'll provide timestamp once I've arrived
Print this out and glue it to several walls
WINRAR
Do it op.
Smear shit on the walls of a high traffic area.
This.
do eeeeit
rolling
Rolling
Kek
reroll
Low key reference the shooting. Other anons come up with things he could say.
My best examples are probably shit but how about stuff like:
>"It's amazing how the school has recovered since... you know."
>"The kids here must be awfully brave. I mean, look at them out there on the court!"
>"Look at them shoot! Get those baskets guys!"
Columbine was 18 years ago. The senior class of 2017 was just born when 201`7 happened. It's history. Get over it.
do it faggot
No, for you see, faggots think this thread is somehow clever.
That's a strange way of saying everyone on this board is just bored as shit.
stop glorifying two dead faggot jews
Dig up eric and dylan and post it here
this guy works at a grocery store near my house now.
They aren't bored. They actually think this is clever or funny. Literal faggots. It's like they read about the old days of Sup Forums and then said "I know how to be outrageous. Columbine!"
>TRIGGERED
>muh old Sup Forums
Stfu you self-important faggot
Go explain why jokes are funny when no one laughs at your set at the local comedy club open mic