Be me

>be me
>Coloradoan.jpeg
>Friends daughter has a basketball tournament
>Asks if I wanna go
>say it's at columbine highschool
>"Yes, that columbine"
Dubs asks what I do when Im there. Op will deliver

SHOOT IT UP

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Take a picture on the floor in the library.

Reroll

Tout the camera around habitually.
"I can't help it. This place has some great shots."

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Take a shit on the floor.

this

reroll

My daughter is the shooter this time.

roll

rolling

I think they gutted the library and rebuilt it

This.

This but shit in a high foot traffic area.

DO IT FAGGOT
if no, .

This

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rolling 4 dis

Reroll

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DELET

NVM DO IT

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Re x2

You can't. Can you?

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Respect the pain left, grow as a person

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go streaking.

Write rip Dylan and Eric in a bathroom stall

rr

They did.

>source: I went to school there

Winrar?

It's fake dubs tho

Play pumped up kicks on a speaker at max volume

Op here, was already planning on doing this

winrar

Go in an assless fursuit

Go up to faculty and students and ask them if they are ok and that you heard what happened and you're so sorry.

Yell "HE'S GOT A GUN" in middle of a game + actually bring a gun and shoot someone

reroll

Wear a shirt that says Natural Selection

Throw a firecracker in the library

Beat Eric and Dylan's highscore

Rape your friends daughter

When somebody ask your name say "Im Erick Dylan nice to meet you"

Re x3. Fucking fake dubs

^^^^

WinRAR.

Lol got em

This

Fucking this, this times 1000x

Nothing stupid, because we know OP isn't going to do it then

Just something subtle

reroll

Dubs have spoken

Op here
I don't have my tec on me

go to the library and look for blood stained books lel

rollin

like in doom?

Pull out an extremely realistic looking water pistol

This is by far the edgiest of all Sup Forums threads. My mind might actually explode from how edgy this is. And this just made it SOOOOOOO MUCH MORE EDGY!!!! I can't believe Sup Forums's servers are even able to handle all this edge without being sliced and diced into a thousand pieces. Sup Forums has truly reached its pinnacle on this day. Include me in the screen cap Sup Forumsros, for this will be passed down for generations.

i thought they renamed the school after that shit...

Roll

KYS

Jack you fuckboi

tha fuk you talking about is this trigger you i cant imagine the rest of internet

tldr

This is a really bad attempt at satire

Take note anons

OP, crouch on the cafeteria stair and act like if you were aiming a rifle

Commit suicide in the library

>TRIGGERED

Winrar

Winrar. OP must jack you fuckboi.

Hey guys OP here I'm driving there right now keep rolling I'll try to deliver as much as I can trip rolls get priority I'll provide timestamp once I've arrived

Print this out and glue it to several walls

WINRAR

Do it op.

Smear shit on the walls of a high traffic area.

This.

do eeeeit

rolling

Rolling

Kek

reroll

Low key reference the shooting. Other anons come up with things he could say.
My best examples are probably shit but how about stuff like:
>"It's amazing how the school has recovered since... you know."
>"The kids here must be awfully brave. I mean, look at them out there on the court!"
>"Look at them shoot! Get those baskets guys!"

Columbine was 18 years ago. The senior class of 2017 was just born when 201`7 happened. It's history. Get over it.

do it faggot

No, for you see, faggots think this thread is somehow clever.

That's a strange way of saying everyone on this board is just bored as shit.

stop glorifying two dead faggot jews

Dig up eric and dylan and post it here

this guy works at a grocery store near my house now.

They aren't bored. They actually think this is clever or funny. Literal faggots. It's like they read about the old days of Sup Forums and then said "I know how to be outrageous. Columbine!"

>TRIGGERED
>muh old Sup Forums

Stfu you self-important faggot

Go explain why jokes are funny when no one laughs at your set at the local comedy club open mic