Old celeb thread IX: Semen on the wañl

Old celeb thread IX: Semen on the wañl

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>No XCX edition
>No Daddario edition

Damn do I love titties and ass

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who is this?

Oh hell yeah, fuck

New th-thread i-is h-here....

B E S T E M M A

Fuck man... those jugs

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by far

Mein nigga

I like Emma ass

Hips made for babycarrying

>No Nigri edition
>No coalburner edition

Watson better face
Stone better body
Roberts better ???

Queen SHIT

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I have to agree with you there and I cant really tell you why I like Roberts so much, I guess its her chubby mummin top tummy that gets me rock hard. Her face is also kind of masculine but in a good way.

I like upton tits

Something bout this bitch makes my dick hard

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I like Emma ROberts Jawline and lips but yeah I would rank Watson over Roberts. Still both pretty hot

Qt

I wanna be this sand

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inb4 fuck off with that gay shit

Dude, stop...

Who wouldn't... tits right on it along with the rest of her perfect body

Rumor is maisie gives awesome head

You dont want kate goddes upton?
Then fuck goddes offten!

You won't believe me, but from personal experience, she does not.

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Braaaaaappppppttttt

He said on a interview that he banged Ana hard off camera

Damn I hate sluts dont post anymore of her

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Hnnnnng one piece...

Her ex made a joke about not liking her oral skills before it was taken down

roll out the piggy queens

Yes pls

i gotchu

No. It's just that you're making my dick want to fap to her. And i don't want to...

#STOPPOSTINGROBERTS

She would catch it hard in this pic, like fuck

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Which is why her fiance called off the engagement and she subsequently moved to LA

What I would do rip that top off and tittyfuck her

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Fuck. Can't resist any longer. I need to fap to her...

omg, i look like a boy!
my little body is so boy-like i'm ashamed to call myself a girl!
please don't treat me like a husker, with corn bits from the open field, dribbling from my hair!
i want to be known as a girl and refuse to accept a boy's life!
don't slap my ass and call me to watch any sports!
baby doll is so much more than what i show in my flat skinny chest!

CAN'T HEAR YOU SORRY

Push her head under water as I start to pound that ass of hers...

Nobody gives a shit about your waifu, her divorce, her wonky titties, or your quads.

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STOP

I dont even know who that is

those bruises still :(

Right there with you, fapping hard, dont care if my roommate hears me, fucking cunt

With that jawline she could be the next batman

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Tell your roommate to join in

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how the fuck do you find this generic shit attractive, its like the first pair of tits you see but cant get, whats more attractive are selfies of average young women perked up an ready to go, these models don't mean shit though if you cant get your dick in the hoe, you know ?

kek

I will smack my dick across your face

Fuck off

You probably expect me to notice the girl. Not a chance with Keanu in the crop

whats her name again?

Nah, she is uptight and a lesbian, kinda pissed st for fucking her ex last month

Upton could get it respectfully.

AKA I'm burning the fuckin house down.

I love Best Emma, but you do realize the hypocrisy of criticizing another woman's jawline while posting her?

Say you wouldn't.

Kind of lost control. Ive since apologized to her

Uh oh. This is slowly turning into an Upton and Roberts only thread...

>and a lesbian

uhhhh you're missing an opportunity here

I would

Then fucking contribute cuck

>turning into
>is/was

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Cara is pretty hot

I like her. What's her name?

Homo detected

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that's good. the tongue is very clean and the enzymes help with the healing.
hope you healed them for her

you wouldn´t

Shes said on multiple occassions that she thinks a penis looks like something that belongs in the dark ocean floor

You ok there scarlet?

She has that bad spoiled girl look.

THIS ! IS. NEW. WORLD. ORDER.

This is kate when she was 19

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Ok that pic is just straight ugly