Wwyd if you saw this laying on your front door step?

Wwyd if you saw this laying on your front door step?

Suck it's dick

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Set the oven to 350.

Back to Auschwitz

Fire my shotgun and put it out of its misery

ask dumbledore why its not under a bench

Kickflip it

Call NASA

Sweep it off.

nut so fuckin hard i wouldnt be able to stand up again

poke it with a stick then call 911

ret insensitivt at uploade hans billede på Sup Forums din fucking neger

Before I zoomed in I thought it was a Thom Yorke shop.

Zoomed in still thought it could have been him.

Also I but it in front of a battered women's shelter.

Scream like little girl and haul ass.

>put*

Pour gasoline on it, light it on fire then roast some hotdogs over it. Everyone knows that the burning flesh of abominations like this add a special "something" to meats.

hi matt

My first instinct was to stomp it but it seems someone beat me to it....

cover with blanket

Tag it, then release back into the wild

"What the fuck is Ricky doing naked at my door"

>360 degrees
>that would mean you spin in a fucking circle retard

>being this much of a newfag

that's untrue fix your meth

Hello new friend

New friend those are dubs and these are trips

take my dick out of it and pull my pants up

that would mean you are still facing the same direction, are you fucking stupid? you need to turn 180 and walk away

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looks like he has no rib cage, could possibly be filled with cocaine. cut that motherfucker open and get high.

what kind of condition is that? goddamn

You do know that's a meme, right?

check if the neighbours saw
then put him back in the cage after a good beating

What if he moonwalks away ?

underrated post lmfao

voldemortism, very serious and rare disease. leads to death in all cases. well of course unless you have horcruxes and dont fuck with a nerdy teenager with faggy glasses.

Well you can't loot mutants so

call 911 that poor faggot needs a paramedic

ahahaha

>being this new

Extract the stem cells, then bin it.

Eat it

it's a meme you dip

"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as I hand it a bowl of eggs.

Goddammit Tommy! I told you not to let your damn brother out of the shed

finally I got rid of Voldemort soul's fragment in me

Laugh, go back inside my home and hope that my mexican neighbor gets rid of it for me like he usually does.

give it a blanket and call 911.

Put on some sturdy boots and stomp it out of its misery. Bury it. Clean boots and resume life.

what the deal with this dead bird

Your dubs only confirm your faggotery m8.
Still chekd tho.

Underrated comment

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>implying I would want to go outside in the first place

people falling for this

I'd fuck the dog-shit out of that tiny flat ass

this is what humans will look like after living in space for 10,000 years.

>take of shirt to cover with.
>check for pulse.
>alive: manual handle old mate inside, nurse the cunt and call emergency number.
>dead: call emergency number.

I remember when Sup Forumstards could have a normal discussion while still being "lolsorandum"

can't tell if this is 2nd or 3rd tier ruse

>2017
>still falling for this shit

Sup Forums literally means random,Happy caturday!

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kek'd

Praise Satan for such a gift.

I'd ask Ricky Berwick for his autograph and tell him how big of a fan I am.

keep it captive and alive, brutally raping and torturing it every night

This is what's wrong with the world.

YOU