Its my birthday Sup Forums, make this the best YLYL thread you can

its my birthday Sup Forums, make this the best YLYL thread you can

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It's my birthday too

jesus

Merriest birthday

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Nice trips
Get raped

fuck why did i kek to this?

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Cuz it's kek worthy

I "liked" this picture, it was amusing.

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you deserve a banana purge just for this post.
not because it isnt funny but because 80% of it
isnt even remotely true
but because youre an amerifat ,you would never actually leave your little village maybe once you may visit your state capital but thats about it for your life
fucking villager

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and turkey isnt in europe

Nice double dubs George double you Bush

well, he got the "how to irritate eurofags in 1 sentence" right

youtu.be/YQP1sxdw3YI

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It's completly accurate you dumb fuckin europoor.

I actually laughed at that, you cocksucker.

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You dense piece of shit, it's obviously isn't true. Get the dick out of your ass. (or continue, it did make me laugh.)

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youtube.com/watch?v=AeOLvBMRnLE

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Why did I lose to this?

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I really hate this guy. I hope he dies. Also nice dubs

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what a disgusting, pathetic, fat fuck piece of shit

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>Nice trips
>Get raped
what trips

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444. Derp

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what's your paypal op?

has science gone too far?

nooooo

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

fucking newfaggotry

I see this thread is in a bit of a pickle

make like a banana you pickled freak and split out of this thread

walking through the night, thinking about life, coming home and want to have fun on a ylyl thread and than this...
THE BANANAGUY. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark.
jerking off after every abana you have posted.
You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

fucking lurk more you useless piece of shit

>4440
>Nice Trips
>TRIPS
Please, refrain from posting for a while until you fully understand no this place works.

Youre both niggers.

always you fucking banana motherfuckers

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>Hello, my name is user and I'm new here

quints have been wasted for this

checked and go die you piece of shit

theres a bunch on 9gag faggots here now

jeez edgy much user?

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sick pents

this is now banana thred

ew what a pig, horrible shit tier titties and body. wouldnt even touch if she was the 2nd to last being on the planet. also nice dubs

If dubs poster of pic mom dies

So silly I lost, congratulations

gfghtye

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fukku

happy birthday brothers

is she dead

rolling

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Thanks lori!

top kek

Isn't this footage from the gay club in orlando florida, right before that awesome guy shot it up and killed all those faggots?

Fucking FAKE NEWS making him out to be a bad guy.

Sadly, she dieded.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlOi1UVRlkY

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk shows. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to survive. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You're dead. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness.

scientists found out that jesus was homosexual.

Lost

m.youtube.com/watch?v=tIpHfnWXyR0

lol sauce ?

> ... screamed the stable boy

gets me every now and then. it got me this time.

wtf lol

does anyone have the one of this where he's like "wtf is your dad a phone"

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