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Communism

DUDE WEED LMAO
V.S.
Scarecrow is the dictionary table of contents of drugs
If you describe it, I could tell you what the fuck it was
Now if you're itching, very drowsy, you feel very down
That must be heroin, I only sniff that Funkytown
The only marijuana that the Infamous will blow
Is Purple Kush and White Willow or I break down that dro
Lortabs and percocet, just before I get to bed
Break out the bag of blow and take about four to the head
Lord must have his medicine, plenty yellow purple syrup
Purest herb, very perved, feel superb, to the curb
Snotting up them railroad tracks, mack having a heart-attack
Take a Xanax, put it back, bitches bout to get attacked
Sometimes I may get down with the crystal methamphetamine
Niggas stay up early, I will strain my eyes on your high beams
Lord can't get it? Ain't no such thing of it, I stay high as fuck
Lord should take a piss test
It would melt right through the fucking cup

gf

Any brits here? I want to beat the fuck out of you

Basically fuck Juicy J

Me on the right

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isn't the article 50 being triggered soon

Yes

it makes me laugh to think of brits listening to rap

you used to be such a cultured and proper people

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it's all about the same money mang

anti lifestylist nietzschean post marxism desu

...

have you ever listened to stormzy

it's quite funny

listening to oasis

>Yank observations

rap is culture

We're a nation of plebs with a tiny sophisticated elite who are ethnically French and German.

cant believe were already third month into 2017

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fuck stormzy tbf

yeah one that glorifies criminal behavior

well yeah thats still art and culture

I need a video game to play that has a similar gameplay feel to MGSV.
Anyone know of any?

velvet underground have a song glorifying heroin use
throbbing gristle have a song about rape
gg allin used to smear himself with shit on stage

still art, still culture

Just ate 3 scambled eggs on 2 slices of toast, and a bowl of bran flakes tbqh

Gym in 1 hour

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our alpoko don

stormzy album was wank but big for your boots is a decent choon

it was quality what u on

neighbors are partying

>listening to the normie version of blur
sad post

GTA 6 trailer comes out tomorrow, hyped AF t b h f a m

too much gay pop stuff I wanted bangers

Oasis are the northern Blur and they are a much better band

>Alternative rock, Britpop, Indie rock
Literally the definition of normo

Does Marine Le Pen have British heritage? Her teeth are yellow as fuck.

wiley's album has bangers on it
stormzy's is more introspective

had a run in with the neighbourhood hitman
wiped him out

>neighbors
FOY

it's set in london you play as rasheed a 20-something pakistani drug dealer who starts out in tower hamlets but ends up in hammersmith

Only gone at gottem myself one of those females that likes me hahHa lads

should do a gta in chiraq

feel bad for whoever moves into this airbnb after me cos the smell of stale farts is heavy

that's exactly what osasis is though
maybe you're too young to remember, but blur won the britpop war (vs oasis)
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I'd be fucking proud if this came out of my country

>listening to normie grime
don't

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isnt that basically grime now though? it doesnt cater to 14-25 year old black bois anymore, its all about them cheeky nando's 14 year old white boys wearing huaraches, skinny tracksuit bottoms, snapback & northie t.

who /boring job/ here?

Public service drone here

administration?

only work with women and benders
feel left out

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insufferable hypocritical cunts is what they are

Hammersmith is a downgrade lmao

dope underground, haven't heard much like it from the UK
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GTA 6 should be set in London, it's obvious

suck a willy to fit in

gta 1 had an expansion pack set in 60's london and it was pretty cool

I've put too much time into GTA Online to start fresh, hope they let you carry over player levels or something

I fucking love being a data entry drone
If you last long enough in your job you get to watch the pointless crap you scanned and indexed turn into something useful, efficient and relevant

never played gta 5 ngl

i imagine a british San Andreas essentially

you play as a young roadman from lewisham

new gta in atlanta would be cool
with all the rappers from real life in it and stuff

GTA: Snow on Tha Bluff Edition
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gta vi: swansea 2bh

kek

who /don'tknowwhattodayI'lldo/ here?

It would be awful. There's no gun culture in London, most police don't carry guns, the streets are tiny and congested and not suited to speeding and racing, gangs and crime are on a much smaller and less interesting scale than in major American cities.

GTA should never be set outside of an American city. They should either revisit Vice City or set it somewhere like Chicago, New Orleans or Washington.

GTA VI: Yorkshire

>Contemporary London
Yeah nah fug off
>Dodging the Flying Squad while running errands for the Twins in fully immersive 3D
Take my money

oh it's you again
fuck off

>"I got 25 hard, 25 weed, 25 pills, an dubs of soft that look like 50's"

chicago or atlanta for gta 6

haha yeah

*walks off to talk to someone else*

Tunbridge Wells

want to take a piss but i know if i go in there and sit down it's going to turn into a poo and i've just not got the time for it

chicago is played out but Atlanta could be cool

Chicago is where you go if you want your kid to not make any money and get shot over some bullshit at this point. Murder capital of the US

>So user I hear you got 25 hard, 25 weed, 25 pills, an dubs of soft that look like 50's is this true?

*checks her thoroughly for wires*

she looks like a celebrity from the 80s or 90s but i can't put my finger on it
would like to put my finger in it though hey haha *nudges your ribs*

25 lighters in my dresser
yes sir

You could easily work around this by setting it in a different time frame.

over 20,000 british troops died in the first day of the battle of the somme

goat screw freestyle

the next gta is going to be utter shite

bet they go the saints row route

highly DOUGHT it desu

i got 5 on it is still goat imo
theres like multiple screw tapes consisting of 20 minutes freestyles only shits mental

[lyrics from an obscure song]

Business idea: Λυσιστράτη but in the Rust Belt

A new Vice City but with an even greater scale than GTA V would be based.

Miami in the same detail as LA and New York in the last two games with all the surrounding areas and the Everglades would be really cool.

Keef Queef single handedly killed Chicago

I meant the one on chapter 99 shot calling btw

for some reason can't find it on youtube

ahh im talking about the one on leanin on a switch chap 13

fucking SCREAMING

>it will soon be time for aussies and yanks to fuck off

feels great

>80s London GTA where you play as a Turkish heroin dealer

Its worth it now da yuros cant tell us wot to do innit

>Leeds
>Bradford
>Rochdale
>Rotherham
>Leicester
>Peterborough
>Birmingham
>Blackburn
>>South

Had a few keys of charlie last night, done a fair bit of mandy and LSD but never had coke before yesterday
All in all pretty underwhelming, I'd do it again but I'd not go out of my way to.
Was just moreish but without any good reason to be.

black gloves black mask i gotta eat nigga

*gets gunned down in my studio over a snickers bar*
FLOCKA I go harrrrd in tha muhhfuckin paint nigga

i'm here all night laddo