Who's Donald Trump of football?

Who's Donald Trump of football?

JaMarcus Russell

mourinho

I mean football - the game which you play with your foot - not that "foot""ball".

Why would Don give 2 shits about divegrass?

>JaMarcus
Not sure if that's a real name or if just taking the piss out of american names now

Jamie Vardy.

>nobody ever gave him a chance
>worked his way up to the top despite the odds and the haters
>mostly an outsider in the world of politics/football until very recently
>everyone doesn't like him because he said mean things about minorities
>every time someone says "now is the time Vardy stops scoring" or "now is the time Trump stops winning" he literally keeps winning
>pulled off the upset of the century

Mourinho

That's not the question, Ameritard

Mouyes

its real

>>worked his way up to the top despite the odds and the haters

In German that literally mean "Yes Marcus"

YesMarcus Russell

pic related
>strong family in the business
>fucked a lot of women
>successful
>hated by the elitists
>doesn't want to support the crooked system

>t. customer

he is very much part of the "system", he just didn't want to pay for it

I'm talking about his political career. It's fairly uncommon for a political outsider like Trump to go from never having held public office to being on the verge of becoming President. It's exactly like Vardy never having played in the Premier League, to being top scorer and Champions.

same goes for Trump

It's true, he had to start off with a loan of just $1M

Mourinho, Trump's going to throw a tantrum and claim a conspiracy against him just like him too

Richie Incognito

Literally just banter.

We're gonna build a wall, and we're gonna get Man U to pay for it.

#MakeLiverpoolGreatAgain

wenger = bernie
pep = hillary?

you could also call it locker room talk

Pep is Obama
>early success
>never really great
>always close to getting fully exposed but still kinda made it before the end

That's really not that much in the grand scheme of things if we're looking at real estate

Bernie is Claudio Ranieri. Totally ordinary in his profession until a surprising late-in-life success.

(In fact, if it weren't for the DNC rigging the primary, he'd easily win the general election)