Alright Sup Forums how tf do i sabotage two people using only their names, location (vauge) and phone #...

Alright Sup Forums how tf do i sabotage two people using only their names, location (vauge) and phone #? This chick who's a 10 for being a freshman is a slut, (her name's alex)

OP here, I mean I will post nudes of Jose.

Because I am a huge faggot

nudes then we talk

post nudes and we can see wassup

This isn't a free service you botched transplant

Nice try dumb nigger, now go eat some chicken fag lord

filthy nigger scum

Go to as many bathroom stalls and write on them, call for a good time (insert numbers). Or, sign them up for advertising stuff or stuff that interests people that require their name and phone number.

tits or GTFO!!

We're getting close, i was thinking of craiglist ads under *seeking personal relationships* but i'm trying to see if i could get an IP out of all that i have? Any thoughts?

nudes or gtfo OP

show ass and then we can start talking

OP Ded?

We are not your personal army newfag

Hidely ho, send nudeserino

Your a cunt. Sup Forums was the best when we were all unified and we fucked people up for OP.

Give us the info, then shit can get real

miss the good old Sup Forums

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NYPA is a gay toxic meme for faggots, in the past I usually would only see it used on a useless, shit thread devoid of lulz like this but nowadays I see people coming out with that shit on threads that are completely legit. IMO Sup Forums has gotten lazy because Sup Forums is now the next generation of young adults who are technologically inept and mentally ravaged by social media, the old internet is either dead or dying and I for one am fucking pissed off about that.

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