Pokeporn thread

Pokeporn thread

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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more best penguin pls

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I'll never understand why there's so much less on model female pokemon porn than male.
Pokemon dont have observable genitalia so it should be the other way around but 90% of the female stuff adds giant boobs and various other humanisations or inflation fetishes to it.

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ur a fucking idiot

Furries like big tits and dog dicks.

Feral males can have dog dicks.

Feral females don't usually have massive tits.

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Been too long since one of these threads

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We've had a few the last couple days, but I do miss the consistency.

Also I'm playing vidya so my posting my posting might drop out if I don't glance over for too long, apologies.

Any requests?

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Howdy, box

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Sup?

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Not a whole lot, just happy to see one of my favorite threads up

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Glad to be of service.

OH yeah NOW one of these threads shows up... I just fractured the arm I fap with, God dammit!

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Heyyy keith, any new absol pics? If you do, thanks a million!

Oh damn, sorry to hear that... What happened?

Howdy. I've got a handful of new-ish ones.

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OP here. I usually try to make these every day-ish

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I was fucking around in the woods with a few buddies of mine. I leaped over a wall maybe half a meter tall, my foot clipped it and I fell about 5 meters down (at the time I thought it was less) down onto a creek bank, and while falling I out my arms out behind me to break my fall, and when my left arm hit the ground it locked straight and fractured.

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Fuck, least you had friends there to get you out alright... And better an arm than a leg or a neck...

I've broken a few bones myself so I know it's not fun in the slightest.

My condolences.

When's it slated to heal?

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Any requests?

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justjared.com/2017/03/03/logan-movie-spoilers-does-wolverine-die/
Logan and xavior die

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keith, you are a legend and a life saver! Thanks a million, lad!

No problem.

Sorry about that, went to prepare myself dinner. I've no idea on the time frame. I'm on fracture clinic and my appointment is in two fucking weeks... Canadian healthcare is cheap, but nobody said a damn thing about fast.

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Ugh. That is the tradeoff, I suppose... Were you at least able to get a splint or something? I have to imagine there's some sort of ER process even if seeing the actual specialist takes awhile.

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Nope. I got a fucking sling. In two weeks I figure out if I get a splint, or cast or whatever the fuck they decide on. Can't wait to have them rebreak it because it set improperly!

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Here I guess I'll dump my 13 images.

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Holy shit that's not okay.

Christ.

I assumed there was at least some sort of triage so that they could set the bone and at least look at the damn thing so it doesn't turn into a compound fracture or what-have-you...

Hopefully it heals okay.

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I ended up heading to a walk in. Checked the three nearest hospitals and the closest appointment time is in 2 weeks anyways. May as well have a sling and hope it heals properly in the meantime.

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What is it about breast envy that's so delicious?

You shouldn't need an appointment to get a broken bone treated. I understand it's not actively bleeding out or rotting but it's not like you can just twiddle your thumbs and wait until there happens to be space.

I get no system is perfect but that's insane to me.

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The fracture is in a pretty ok spot, upper arm just above my elbow, so a sling won't fuck with it and will help a tad as well, so all I can do for now is pray it sets right.

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