Don hopped and skipped outside

>Don hopped and skipped outside
damn....

>Don put headphones on
>It's only coming out on one side

>Don replied
>You're beautiful on the inside

>Don stepped out onto the midway

>I MISS HERRRRR

> Don decides
> to piss outside

>Don will Bippity-Bop, then stick n fade
What!

>Don

>"Don, what are you doing outside haha"
>Don stepped back inside
>He was the life of the party

Kek

>Only the Don was left behind by the storm

I MISS DON

>Don stepped out onto the midway.

underrated

>The Don grabbed my hand!

She clutched her stomach and began to Don

IIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUuuuuuuu DOOOOOOOooooooOoooooOoOn

>Don Caballero* stepped outside

Don said goodbye to the ground

>Outside where Don paints the houses

>don stepped to the side
>"excuse me after you"
>(a man passes pollitely around him)

>Don woke up
>Grabbed a brush and put a little makeup
>Hid the scars to fade away the shake-up
>He left the keys upon the table
>In the mirror, saw his friend create another fable

reddit

hi :)

>Don thought, therefore he was

>it felt good to be Don

>Don stepped on some gum

>a plane passed outside
>it felt good to piss

>Don pissed in his jug

>a plane pisses silently overhead

>Don's plane stepped outside

>he decided to step outside... but he couldn't

>It felt good to step in piss

>Dan walked inside

>don stepped off his plane... it felt good to land in Des Moines

>don stepped inside the White House
>it felt good to be the president

>he decided to pass legislation
>but he couldn't

>Don took a look at these hands

>Don stepped up 2 the streets

>a bill passed silently through congress

>Don lives in a castle

>"danny boy!"
>falls off medicine ball

>For Donner...

>Don deleted Washer

>I know it's don outside
>don't be a afraid

>The fact that Don stepped outside only tells you how far he still is from becoming a serious party guest.

>Don tried not to piss but he couldn't
wow i sure do wonder why he was ostracized at the party Don

Well, it was a watersports party, so it's pretty embarrassing for him.

>Don played Steppenwolf

>Don had strep throat
>He tried to swallow but he couldn't

>Don finally came

I saw Don at a grocery store in Spiderland yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a sty in his engagement and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him laugh and howl as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to step outside with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be drunk and not hear her, but eventually felt determined to to go back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by trying to piss really loudly.

>he kept interrupting her by trying to piss really loudly.

10/10

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oh fuck im dying

>Don's piss decided to get its fortune read
>The girl grabbed its Don

underrated

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Oh boy this thread

quality thread gentlemen

QUALITY THREAD

>Don leapt outside
>It felt good to be airborne