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Gert Wilders looks bitter about his election loss.

plymouth is actually an alright place

rinsing some gimp kid at school, called himself 'zomby' lmao

Thoughts?

He won tough

Why so obsessed with this FAS womanlet in the OP?

is she peng though

this is pivotal information

need a Bengali Brick Lane gf who wears adidas tracksuits

>not being half Irish

Laffin my head off

just sent the prospective gf an email.

I'm literally unable to assess how attractive my sister is

>gf gave her best friend a "friends handjob" (her words)
>have to stay with her cuz no chance of getting a gf ever again

kill me

>this FAS womanlet
what does this even mean

>can't wank because have rash on my bellend
>booked a doctor's appointment for two weeks' time
>by the time I get to the doctors I'll probably be so horny I'll get a boner when the doc inspects my willy

that fucking rehearsed smile.

i bet you shes doing that shit in every photo that is taken our her.

How come 99% of intellectuals are left wing?

Only a quarter (northern) Irish.

actually quite like the n irish accent

>this is a 10/10 britbongistan

*lads*

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gf sent me this

She has symptoms of foetal alcohol syndrome (FAS) and is very short.

lads, reckon I could do
belfast
dublin
waterford
cork
kinsale
limerick
galway
donegal
belfast
in a week by car? staying for a day in maybe 3 of the big cities

ar wee kahlchur

you can just judge if she looks ok or if she does not without sounding like a pervert nonce

How the fuck do you rehearse a smile

It's your smile

No. you just don't want to.

I vote for less make up in the UK

BOUCHEE BIG LAD

GIZA FEEEGGGG

nowigottacutloose... footloose.. kick off the sunday shoes.. please.. louise.. pull me off of my knees..jack get back...lose your blues...everybody cut footloose

Was two weeks the nearest available appointment? Do you live in the middle of London or something

Business idea: start another cold war but this time your own subjects are far more informed on geopolitics and are largely hostile and distrustful of you.

might cycle to ireland

>coming here
Would advise against that lad it's miserable

cute voice
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I know she's not butt-ugly but that's it. A guy with a sister would understand.

that's ireland

just lurking the thread to find out if aus user's sister is hot

look at her mouth and tongue position, that isn't a natural smile.

that shit is fake as her complexion

why are the dutch so cucked?

i have a sister lad. can judge if shes ugly or not without finding that awkward

yes

Why are right wingers so dumb? I just don't get it

probably is a brit though. guinness brewery is a tourist hot spot

can confirm

t. have to visit family in Ireland sometimes

Do Tim songs next

Might cycle to your mum's house if you keep this up

She's pushing her tongue against her teeth, so what

Yeah and you got an answer

If dubs Lizzy croaks before 2018

gf sent me another

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didn't know what you meant by FAS haha, yeah good call

smooth philtrum is the most obvious thing

hahahah AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have a recurring fantasy about having sex with my aunt and sliding my dick in between her big tits, please help me I'm sick

>have to stay with her cuz no chance of getting a gf ever again

Not surprised this is true with a personality like yours, you fucking drip. Have some backbone and drop the cunt.

If dubs Lizzy lives on forever

>smooth philtrum is the most obvious thing

WHO DUN DIS

you could, but what's the point?

I'm from Dublin and if you done that you will have seen more of Ireland than I have haha

geert on the right in that pic actually has a tight body and would be cute if she wasn't frowning

whats a philtrum

just get it done la

Sorry liz ... but ... long live the king

*BAM*

...

it was you wasn't it
fuck off

Please stop posting this tank shite

its rehearsed, women stand in the mirror for hours practising poses, my gf does the same thing.

that weird crevasse between your mouth and nostrils

Howling at the alt right babbies thinking le pen will win. The way the French system is she literally cannot

>pic is more interesting than the subject gimmick
>pretending not to be the OP gimmick
hello 2011

Imagine being tiny like the girl in the OP, must be shit. They're like fragile little skellies.

Are womanlets able to lead normal lives?

stealth r9k woman hate thread, there is like 5 at any given time on Sup Forums

let them keep thinking it, it will be funnier to shitpost on Sup Forums when she loses

Fuck off

nothing more miserable and pathetic than being right wing because of contrarianism

every man in ireland is practically her bodyguard though

gf sent me this lads xxxx

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Fuck off it's too early for politics

Hahah mate look at her tongue. Bet all her fb pics are exactly the same. Honestly normies have a mental problem

superior and based continental Europeans not falling for the far right populist meme

women dont need physical strength

london bridge is down lads

>

by the way the answers are as follows:
TF2
COD 4: MW ProMod
BF2: Reality Mod
Red Orchestra 2

>when you base your outlook on life on shitposts from teenage girls on tumblr
Darn SJWs!!!

demonstrated my knowledge of the french electoral system last night at the pub

ermmmm... stay in your lane sweaty :D x

tbf she's of the size who would die without a caesarian

Do you actually believe this ahahahaha

I like UT99

This. Britain will go down in flames. And who can blame us. We let Barry the racist scrounger down the road hijack the country

I know that, but I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a girl that small even. Do other normal sized men?

t. 6'2

(you)s don't appear cross board

Then they'll get with manlets you plonker
Most people are below 6ft

I like petite women because it makes me feel like a big strong man

think i'm going to kill myself tonight (srs)

educate me

pls don't x

my name jeff

a little bit of monica in my lifeee..a little bit of erica by my side...a little bit of ritas all i need..

elliott rodger it then you will become a meme posthumously