Sup Forums Please. You got to help me. I only have about 2 months left of high school until I graduate...

Sup Forums Please. You got to help me. I only have about 2 months left of high school until I graduate. I feel like I'm one of the only guys who hasn't had sex yet. What's the best advice to give me for helping me get laid fast? And actual real advice, please. Something that won't get me arrested. I've tried just about everything, including going to the gym, being your own man, having confidence, all of it. I need you guys' help fast.

>2 months left of high school
Underage b&

He's a senior could be 18

Nigga, I'm 18 in a state where the age of consent is 16. Help a Sup Forumsrother out.

Go to parties, chat with girls one will want to fuck you

If there's that much pressure go visit a whore. No way you're getting laid with the attitude you have right now.

I hope you're right about this one

Bruh, the whores out here are ugly as hell. I'm talking prairie niggers. The white whores look like they have daddy issues and/or only fuck black guys

I'm a senior as well, I've only fucked 2 girls but one of them was a result of smoking with this girl at a party and all of a sudden she asked if I wanted to fuck, pretty easy

So find the girls that get high?

In nice parts of Texas there are non inbred girls that are quite attractive, unlike San Antonio trash

No, I've seen far more drunk girls want to fuck than smokers, went to a party last week and some random girl grabbed my dick cause she thought it would Ben funny. Drunk =retarded and horny

Seems easy. Now all I need to do is find a party.

But if your sober it's kinda rape ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do you have a lot of friends

That's true. Oh boy, for once in my life, I need to get drunk. Never drank alcohol more than a tiny sip.

Yeah, mostly.

Do you smoke?

Not really. Have a pack of cigars, but they're one once every few months, or for a big celebration.

then see if they know where any parties are, and make sure to show up with some weed just in case they won't let you in if you don't have anything

No do you smoke weed user

Weed might be an issue, but I have cigars.

Can you obtain alcohol, like a bottle of something

I'll ask. Weed might be an issue, tho

Possibly.

> I feel like I'm one of the only guys who hasn't had sex yet.

You aren't

Just get tinder and fuck a girl if you want to have sex that bad

No, sadly. Never touched it or seen it.

>something that won't get me arrested
Start babysitting. Get laid. How you do it is nobody's business but yours.

dumb brainwashed cuck. It's not rape you dumbass

Thanks, but I tried that. Alnost bo fuckable girls. A couple of hamplanets were there, but as I always say, "If she ain't thin, I ain't sticking it in."

She wouldn't be sober to consent, you dipshit.

rape someone

You've made it to senior year without getting drunk or smoking weed pussy? That may be a reason you haven't gotten laid. Are you a weird kid?

the fuck are you on? the femanons have brainwashed you. Doesnt matter if she's had alcohol to drunk,
if she says yes, she agrees to it.

End of story

Same with me. And I still wont drink or smoke.

How do I get laid

Just be patient. You're in the majority of guys who haven't gotten laid. The only reason you think otherwise is because those you did get laid are the loudest. Just be calm. If you rush it it'll be obvious that's what you want and it'll make it even harder.

It happened to a girl from my school, she was really drunk and a guy walked her to a room and fucked her and she was to drunk to really understand. Does that not should like rape faggot?

I used to be a cringy fedora-fag, but I quit that. I was the cringiest kid you'll ever meet. I now run a gang and have an alpha attitude, but that includes being very violent and ruthless, in my eyes. I make death threats at school to people I hate. I actually have plans of beating a kid half-to-death for him making gun of me for being a virgin, and destroying his truck. So there's that.

Too drunk to understand? Lol.
If she agreed to it, then no, it's not rape. Doesnt matter how drunk she was. She made the choice to drink, and she has to live with the consequences of the actions she makes when she's drunk. Same with drunk driving.

If he just picked her up and took her somewhere and fucked her, then that's rape.

What the fuck is wrong with drinking and smoking? I don't drink too much but smoke all weekend. You sound like to much of a pussy to fuck a girl

nice copypasta?

Thanks. That really does help a bit.

Just not something I wanna get into man. Geez. Never knew not wanting to smoke/drink=pussy.

Well that's a fucking reason girls don't Wana fuck, your an edgy school shooter, they're scared of you

No, I stay away from some of it. I make up for not drinking and snoking through other means.

Cause I don't know anyone in my class of 620 that doesn't drink or smoke beside the quiet kids that don't talk to anyone

Honestly, not a school-shooter. Those would be the kids at my school who are vocal about it.

Which are?

.... :( Maybe I am a quiet kid who didn't have many friends. So?

You just said you threaten to kill kids

Nope. Shit you not, that's who I used to be like.

So it's going to be very hard to get pussy, you need to be more outgoing and make friends who occasionally party but are somewhat responsible

Yeah, but not the whole school. Just individuals outside of school. Fuck.

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>I used to be a cringy fedora-fag, but I quit that. I was the cringiest kid you'll ever meet. I now run a gang and have an alpha attitude, but that includes being very violent and ruthless, in my eyes. I make death threats at school to people I hate. I actually have plans of beating a kid half-to-death for him making gun of me for being a virgin, and destroying his truck. So there's that.

Being witty, funny, and a frew spirit. That's something a lot of people there like about me. I'm also the "bad boy biker" kind of guy.

Go to a gay bar. You can get your butt fucked there anytime.

Hell no. No fags.

Word probably gets around

I'm assuming your sense of humor has changed since you started browsing Sup Forums. Be aware that we're faggots and edgy. Be careful with what you joke about. Some things here are funny to normies. Other things will make you look like a disgusting phsycho.

You sound like the Ultimate friend zone

I know. Going to be honest, I got extended detention for calling a Native American kid a prairie nigger because he stabbes me in the shoulder with a dirty needle.

This

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Why does it matter? Jeez.

Also, don't say nigger, faggot, or try to not curse at all.

Never had that problem. Not once. And quit using the term "friendzone." That's not real. It's called being a massive bitch. And I ain't no bitch.

this advice is

> good advice

Sounds like you get no pussy

That's why animals are here. Reproduction is the main goal of life.

Let's be real here man.

I can't make friends.

How am I even going to get laid then?

Because I never got friendzoned? You sound like the reason Pop-Tarts come with instructions.

Your best bet of getting fast fuck is finding a loose girl who smokes/parties. They skip the bullshit and go right for the thing you're both thinking about.

Just be patient, girls can tell that u want to fuck badly and they'll ignore you

I kike it.

Alright.

I'm genuinely sorry, I really can't help there. You may just have to wait till college and find the right girl, you being a Virgin might be cute to them

just jack off this sex thing is just a myth

> but as I always say, "If she ain't thin, I ain't sticking it in."

Well enjoy all the porn you will be fapping too bro

What exactly are you looking for

and how much do you weigh

I weigh about 150. I just want one that isn't fat. If she's slightly curvy, I might make an exception.

Well, Sup Forums, thanks again. These were pretty good and usedul pieces of advice and ideas. Once again, you guys remain as one of my main sources of advice for everything. I'll keep you guys posted about what happens. Thanks guys. You guys are awesome, and will always be my Sup Forumsrothers.