User

user,
why aren't you happy ?

I was promoted to a job I'm not qualified for, and women find me repulsive.

I'm ugly. No woman wants me. Lonely. But hey, at least I have video games!

I'm super happy

I'm lonely.

same havent had a gf in years..

I'm a virgin and could've lost it by now but something always cock blocks me.(normal sexual frustration)

sometimes i feel like id be better off as an hero

My girlfriend threat to suicide herself if I leave her. I dont know how to deal with this. Already done the same shit with her ex and she finished to the emergency.

I'm happy because I want to die

Life passed me by and I waved at it smugly.

Now, 10 years later, suicide has become the best option every day.

I don't know how to let go.

My girl left me

Call one of her relatives and explain what she has said. Then leave and don't look back.

Alternatively just leave and realize that this shit isn't your problem

No your problem mate. If she an heroes, her family is gonna suffer.

Not you, stay strong and LEAVE

I need a fucking girlfriend but I don't know how to get one

>depending on others for you own happiness

kill yourself

(typed more than planned bear with me)

Well I guess I've made lazy choices in highschool, so now I can't really go to college.

Pretty much have no reason to go back another semester, I was asked to do some design work for some indie skate brand, they're willing to wait for school to get out. So I have a better chance of doing what I'm good at without spending money for classes, go figure...

Also I'm kind of on board with this guy, I too am a virgin.
I've gotten into gay porn, even sissy porn, have pretty much masturbated to the idea of getting fucked by a "man" (basically some fit guy).

But I knew for a while that I wasn't really enjoying it, I went as far as trying to finger myself. Not once, but three times. Each time I felts less enthusiasm for it. I find myself doing this only because I haven't gotten paid yet. It doesn't help that where I live the oldest girl I could go for is 17, and I don't feel it's worth the risk.

In short; I'm making more money staying out of school. Virgin for so long I've considered the gay. Can't go fuck without risking pedo-status.

I agree, don't let the crazy bitch take you down with her.

life hasn't turned out the way i'd imagined it would. i've also dealt with depression on and off for years and have recently been having panic attacks.

My children are small and annoying.

senior design project, work, gf, some semblance of social life, personal goals. too much fucking shit to do; how do i do it all?

The pursuit of happiness is not a fulfillment of ideals, but an accepting of life's limitations. If you're looking for happiness in anything but yourself, you're doomed to a cat and mouse game of endless woes and failures.

what strategies have you tried?

>no woman
>chronic masturbation
>internet
>soda
>video games
>mediocrity
>lack of motivation
>Sup Forums
>international Jewry
>lack of exercise
>no purpose

i don't believe there's anything out there for me
so i'll just stay inside

>no real social life
>huge fukken commute
>job I no longer care for; getting a new one is an uphill battle
>rotten, dysfunctional family
>spent nearly a decade in the friendzone
>shitty childhood still haunts me
I've read more philosophy and wellness materials than I care to admit
I've been to doctors, shrinks, nutritionists
Nothing has worked.

Basically me. Long commute due to shitty family and don't want people getting hurt. No social life and work is a fuckin drag.

Honestly...

>always wanted to join military
>even when I was a small child
>go through basic training at age 16
>gets me in shape and improves my life
>get back when I'm 17
>didn't finish high school because what was the point?
>break my scaphoid bone

Wrist bone that never wants to heal properly

>spend 4 months in a cast
>didn't heal
>get bone necrosis
>can barely do fucking push-ups
>went for bone surgery last week

Dream of joining the military looks pretty fucking slim.

Don't have high school diploma

18 with a minimum wage job, dreams shot.

At least I get laid... R-right Sup Forums?

you're 18 user. you have TONS of time to turn things around for yourself. Though maybe you're dealing with some depression and that's inhibiting you. Fucker sneaks up behind you real slow.

Thanks

alternately maybe you could hang out as a group with a bunch of people and she'll potentially hit it off with someone new?

sounds dumb saying it, but it could work

What's your advice?

I mean, I know I can look at this as a positive. I can get in shape; train daily and learn a foreign language and go into mercenary work wherever s small war may be fought but I just feel so... Unmotivated. I've had a kick ass life up until this point but right now I've been feeling like a shell of my former self. Like I've used up all my glory days.

I don't know, I know what to do to make myself happy yet I don't do it.

Because I'm tired

Well, this is not a bad idea. I will figured out something

I got the big cock blues.

>girlfriend cheated on me
>crashed my car(wrapped around a street light)
>lost my job(laid off without warning, I would work me ass off too)

but wait. I'm still happy to be alive!

dem big cocks too big for dem bootyholes?

Fuck this is to deep for me to deal with right now.,

i know how that feels, as i had been there as well.
you're at an age where lots of people around you are changing and going different directions so that's a possible factor. everything seems like it's ending when in reality these are your first steps toward the rest of your life.

you don't need to be 18 or younger in order to go back to school, hone skills toward getting a job you like.

and like i said it could be a depression thing too. ever talk to your doctor about it? some people just have a chemical imbalance that causes things to seem more bleak

I have never had an emotional connection with a human being. Not even my mother.

I drink excessively to forget the fact that no female has ever once enjoyed my company. The lack of proper emotional development with a female has crippled me.

People who have had a healthy relationship with a female cannot comprehend what it's like. So I am alone.

I am very alone.

I beg God on a regular basis to help me but he knows better than to waste his time on a loser like me.

Death is the only thing I wish for anymore. If I had the balls, I would kill myself.

Just being ugly. I lost the genetic lottery in most ways possible. Sure, I can't change the way I look, so why should I obsess over it? Well, it really hurts not being desirable by anyone at all. Not only when it comes to women, but people in general don't want to be around someone who's hideous. I've been called creepy more than once when I was just minding my own business... it's no fun

I can't attract any girl

how can you possibly know no female has enjoyed your company?

what do you think it is about yourself that you believe no female wants to be around?

These new linkin park lyrics are tight

false. maybe you haven't had luck yet, but I stress yet.

Think about it. You've seen people you've perceived as unattractive with girlfriends/boyfriends husbands/wives before I'm sure.

No matter what type of person you are; how you look, what your interests are, what your preferences are, I guarantee you there is someone out there who is into you.

Try and stick to a more positive outlook even when your feels are raining on you, and things'll start to brighten up. Girls will start to notice you. Confidence and self-esteem go very far.

Nah, just got sore knees from lugging it around all these years.

Then why did you even say yes?

I'm fairly attractive just got out of a six month relationship that I hated and wasn't worth anything other than the sex and now am talking to a girl I've been wanting to talk to for a while and it's going really well and I'm satisfied with life

There's this Chinese girl I think is cute. Not in a conventional way though. More like in a wabi-sabi kind of way.

Anyhow, she doesn't speak much English and I've barely talked to her because of it. It tears me up inside I can't communicate with her properly. Sometimes I just want to straight up ask her on a date with google translate or something. But I don't want to be too sudden considering our relationship as co-workers.

I've even thought about learning Chinese. I'm stupid as fuck though so it seems impossible. I torture myself thinking about this when I see everyday.

I know she's single. I know she's 25. Why am I so mediocre?

man i need a women in my life like right fucking now

You're right.

I know I just need to move on to be happy.
Leave my hometown for an indefinite amount of time. All the same people, same things, same home... It drives me crazy.

>suicide herself

Stop complaining that you are ugly. Just take a look on Sarkozy's wife and start working to being rich and powerful. No joke. At least you will try to do something.

the fact that you'd try and learn her language or even communicate with her nonverbally would likely go far with her. that shows a definite interest

Check out Ugly god. The dude is ugly as sin and can't rap worth a shit, but he took it as a joke and is now banking millions. Own what you got fam

Thank you

I'm ugly and no man wants me. I've never had a boyfriend and I don't have many friends either. Fuck those who say that women can't be robots

>5 am sunday in some places
>wants coherent sentences
fuck off gestapo

pics. 100% someone here would smash. No chance of a no

Because I would at least have a female friend by now if that were the case. I have only been dismissed and ignored unless something was needed from me.
At the very least my lack of a mother figure has made it impossible for me to form any kind of bond with a female.

This is fucking hilarious and I thank you for making me laugh.

found the lonely virgin

i got restless around the end of highschool. everything felt like it was ending and everyone felt like they were drifting away.

that does happen. you just need to keep in touch with the ones you genuinely like, adn the ones who genuinely like you will stick around.

it's also easier said than done to just 'grow up and be happy' or whatever anyone else tells you to do (or even your own thoughts). but seriously, don't beat yourself up.

You think about what you need to do, and don't let a bitch or a professor make you feel like you owe them the sacrifice of your own goals. No matter what, everyone is going to be pissed at you for something. Fuck them all. Fuck your bitch well and give her a good time, do your assignments quickly and skillfully, call your family, hang out with your friends, lock yourself in your room and spend hours on wikipedia or doing pushups or whatever it is YOU need/want to do. As long as you can go to sleep or finish the week knowing that you looked out for yourself, it doesn't matter if your chick thinks you don't spend enough time with her or your professor is power tripping. The answer is that you need to have "frame" and remain calm and self-aware during long, stressful periods of time.

First piece of advice: stop wasting your time and losing your dignity by begging to your god. Your god does not exist.

i've never seen a vagina irl, dont think i ever will
>pic related

No dubs like you

Or a restraining order

i'm in a 4 year relationship actually. thanks though

I'm sorry, man. I really am.

it all depends if she's into you or not.

two guys could approach a girl with the exact same tactic and one would be called a creep because the girl isn't into him, where the other she'd swoon over because she finds him attractive

I could be your friend...

I'm very lonely...

Yeah me too otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my time on b

I have tons of friends, but I still feel lonely.

I utterly despise both of my parents and I'm not some edgy teenager. Been contemplating giving them each a detailed report-card of their performance as parents. Torn between thinking that it might be excessively cruel and the thought that if they die before I do it I will always regret not doing it.

i wouldn't say it's made it impossible for you to form any sort of bond with a female.

And it's entirely possible you just haven't met a girl who you have things in common with

Heresy is not tolerated where I come from, edgelord fedora master.

I thought it was because I was going no where in life but I got a job and started college after getting a GED and I still was unhappy. I have never had any goals, even as a child. I hate and distrust other people so much, double for women, that I could never be in any sort of functional relationship with another human being. The more I sit around doing nothing the more I think about how literally not a damn thing matters because society is just man made crap and nature and life is just random shit that happens to exist because we live close but not too close to the sun.

this thread is pathetic, everyone basing self worth off women.

women aren't worth the hassle, the sooner you betas figure that out, the better it'll be for all of you.

I feel really bored even though everyone says not to do anything before starting medical school.

...

What if she says no? I don't want to make it awkward at work or embarrass her.

I always manage to talk myself out of it most of time.

Truth hurts, eh. Tough shit, dumbass. Your god is fake and you're an idiot.

It's not so much the people drifting away but restlessness is definitely the way to describe how I feel.

Best way to describe it is that I was a legend in highschool, had s perfect plan to leave st the perfect time to be immortalized in people's minds here and begin the next chapter.

Now here I am, fading away.

what's wrong with being alone on a friday/saturday night?

I used to go out all the time on weekends and honestly, it wasn't really that great. and banging chicks just for the sake of bragging about it to friends is just so meh.

well it's definitely harder when it's a coworker. that's a problem. if it doesn't go well then you either feel awkward for a while or you move on knowing you actually tried and ridding yourself of that negative burn wondering what if

Lonely in a fucked up world ...

Spoken like a true hardened virgin

What about for the sake of beating them up and it being amazing, dismissing them, and waiting for them to hit u up 4 more fuk?

if she says no then you're back to being an embarassment. nothing lost nor gain.

Life.

>36 year old virgin.

you win by not playing the game, women love me, but fuck em, observing the stupider sex makes me not trust them further than i can throw them, which isnt very far.

Getting cock-blocked by his batshit crazy ex--nothing new, really.

too much work. I had a fuck friend. atleast I thought it was just for fucking but she ended up falling for me and I didn't want any of that and it took me months for her to make her hate me and just be friends.

...

that tends to happen. you're not fading away so much is you're in limbo between what was and what can be.

trust me. spend some time thinking about how you can get from point a to point b, where you'd like to be, then work at getting there. it'll help re instill your sense of purpose and get rid of your feelings of fading away

>it's entirely possible you just haven't met a girl who you have things in common with

This makes a lot of sense but I simply don't get along with women. Their interests are all vapid and nonsensical to me.
I also inherently don't trust or respect them. It is not easy to get close to someone when you are expecting them to backstab you the first chance they get.

And this isn't /r9k/ horseshit memes talking. I have only ever know cheating skanks and psycho whores.
They say that you can never expect a woman to love you unconditionally like a mother.
But when not even your mother loves you, what is there to expect?

Love is such a painful dangerous experience to me.
I can't articulate the sorrow I feel when thinking about the fact that my own mother placed herself over raising to be a functional man.

I just want someone to love me.

I know how pathetic that is, but again, it's not possible to convey the unimaginable pain one feels with such a reality.

Alone, relationship fell apart. It could've worked out if I wasn't too afraid to move to a new city, but I'm a fuckup who lost the only job he ever had. So I heard she moved in with someone else a few months after we called it quits, we had still been talking after that but I stopped because it was too depressing once I heard that she'd shacked up with this new guy. Now I have literally no one to talk to. It sucks.

What kind of helpful advice is that to your fellow human?

Do you just want all of humanity to suffer?
How is that any better than any religion?

pathetic

That's just it though. I don't know if I could. I would probably quit just to escape that.

I've been beaten up, humiliated, molested, and I can deal with all that. This one thing though. This one fucking thing I feel like it's impossible to deal with.