Hear a noise under your couch

>hear a noise under your couch
>look under it
>see this

What do?

rape

I'd laugh saying "Well how the fuck do you expect to get out from there dumbass?" He's practically pinning himself to the floor being under the couch, not exactly a hard target to shoot.

Nigger dubs.

Is this a get thread?

Shit pants.
Proceed to rape.

This thread needs more gets.

this is now a get thread

feed it some leftovers.

>>hear a noise under your couch
>>look under it
>>see this

>What do?

Yes.

Go and kick my roommates ass for pranking me

This.

Jesus, frank fell on hard times after Donnie died now didn't he?

>hear a noise under my couch
>look under it
>see a creepy ass creature underneath
>"Pfff, lol what are you doing under there?"
>it growls at me
>"Awww you better get outta here before I call the cops and you get 'armrested'"
>grrrrr
>"Haha it's just a prank bro, come on! Don't be shy, come on, take a 'seat' with me."
>grrrr

bad pun thread

>not the admin
>noclipping

I report him

>Watch Donnie Darko

...

fap
proceed to post pics in r34 thred

Wonder who put a shitty drawing under my couch.

call the police

Lift up couch and see what toy it is