NZ/New Zealand thread

NZ/New Zealand thread

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Life, it's bad.

too early

Shut the fuck up.

Why are IDs even back?

oi m8 throw on a shrimp on the barbie

Too depressed to even watch a movie.

Why you depressed, user?

Just life. It's not important.

What are you doing to change things?

Nothing.

thats the spirit

This is now an Australia thread

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Australia thread now

>prawns on a doll
i'm not following

Fishy twat obviously

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I am POTUS and I agree AUSTRALIA is the BEST

I haven't pooed yet today.

Drink some strong coffee.

I found this on /x/ what you guys think youtube.com/watch?v=agMkHrmAgzY

I have.

Neither.

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I can feel it rumbling, though. It'll happen shortly.

a few of those 3L ocean spray cranberry juice's.

you'll be popping the cork in no time.

Hey other depressed user

Nothing happened.

anyone selling that dank in south auckland??

There's probably more than just us 2.

nope, we are a good drug free god faring country.
Yeah but you an I openly bitch about it.

You might be the only ones. I'm somewhat happy.
All I need is a big spoon and I'm golden.

Not a fan of spooning, just ends with both our hair in my face

That's a Cindy doll

I'm fairly short and a top knot works wonders, sometimes I braid.

I'm too hot boys

my hairs at the point where if i do a top knot i look like the onions from Banjo Kazooie

So does a buzz cut

Why im laying under the Ac half naked.

nate here day of soberness and battlefield had a few wanks on leather seat think bout writing a diary but wont cause im busy all day

Pixs bb

im a pasty white dude, nothing youd wanna see. In fact yugi is probs more ripped than me.

What you guys listening to?

youtube.com/watch?v=4G3KBcE9KYY

Then you sound perfect ;_;

The day I get a buzz cut is the day some one sponsors me to shave off my long blonde locks for cancer. It's something I've always wanted to do but let's be honest here, it's never gonna happen.

A too early. B no edition. C kapiti fag here

>the strokes
Nice. How did you get into them?

0406 019 386

Kek

more phoebe

04, thats welly aint it?

Sure is. Who has a land line these days?

Don't write a diary, people will think you're gay

You have strange tastes, maybe oneday ill find the courage to take a photo of the train wreck that is me.

Aus, Victoria

I'm just listening to this song, I like what I've heard of them though.

Wish I had a fucking drink.

Same bro, trying to at least appear to be cutting back.

They make fucking drinks now?

04 is mobile in Australia.

have been for ages. the have roofies in them

>Christchurch

any joggers in west auckland?

I live in West Auckland and if I see joggers I throw acorns at them.

Nothing more manly than a dora back pack, except maybe a powerpuff girls wallet. Takes some balls man.

FUCKING YOU! I will fucking find you cunt!

Whatever cunt. You eat the acorns. And cock.

Hey bb

You bitches are just jealous that I have an oak tree.

ey sex me plz

Funny how a European group is automatically racist.

stuff.co.nz/national/education/90073114/were-not-racist-claims-new-european-student-association

What's the haps

got this just in time for the semester.

Thats my line.

Mad lad. I love it

Yawn

What are you? A break dancer from the 80s?

dubs dont lie

What time is it right now in NZ?

10

10 pm.

The correct time.

so how do you guys rank these days vs wales and pakistan in sheep fucked per capita?

The pakis fuck goats you ignorant fuck.

We have a ton of pakis so pretty high I guess.

Dunedin reporting.

holy fucking shit i'm so bored this sucks.

4th after aus

私が知られるまで毎回ここに来る

Jerk it?

Get wasted then fam.

That's what you get for living in Dunedin. Come to Auckland, I will finger your bumhole.

I have shit that need to be done but i'm on here. FUCKKCC

Too early.

Nothing to drink / noone to drink with cause it's monday and my friends have classes tomorrow.

Yeah nah i'm good thanks mate. but for real Auckland sounds good compred to this shit hole it's so dead there's nothing to do.

For your sperm.

youtube.com/watch?v=rYqUYnXRQX0&t=1532s

I'm only 4fag in my town, so I will never see any of you fags

If it makes you feel better in Auckland there's heaps to do but only if you're not autistic. I spend 95% of my time inside.

Classes can't stop my alcoholism
What a loss

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I'm not the only one in my town..

You Levinbro from a few nights back?