WTF I love aquaman now?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!

WTF I love aquaman now?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!

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Nu-male betas BTFO

I didn't know aquaman listens to Mastadon

to be that guy, he's been like this in the comics for a time.

WTF I love Drogo now

That's not aquaman.

Take your corporate normie-pandering filth and fuck off.

The DCEU is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.

>Aquaman shows up drunk
>Batman and WW berate him
>"OH GOD I NEED A GLASS OF WATER"
>Flash quips: "Oh I'm sure you can arrange that"

They beefed him up in the comics in a smart way. They had him go through hardships, lost his hand, gained new powers, and grew as a character.

THIS is the wrong way to do it. It's overcompensating try hard garbage. Also Jason Momoa is a dick.

Examples images?

I hear he talks to fish

That is worse than: Tell that to zods snapped neck.

You are absolute shit.

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>yfw Aquaman becomes the new "literally me" meme

Also Aquaman was the film I was most interested in when Wan said he was going to make it a deep sea lovecraft horror flick

No one mentioning how the tattoos are scales. THats a really nice touch.

nobody cared about aqua man anyway, might as well re-start.

does he pander to your numale fedora sensibilities??

That's not the same at all. Where's the bottle of hard liquor?

WHO HERE'S A MOTHERFUCKING AQUAFAN NOW?!

It's completely in line with the JL trailer, you're just butthurt

The Justice League trailer actually is funny, you just dont know how to be funny.

I think this might be more to your liking.

Flash : I need a drink
Spanish waiter: ¿Que?
Flash: I need Aqua, man
aquaman: whatta want ?

>captcha: select all bodies of water

Why are you so shit at being funny? Is this what Marvelfags think is funny?

>The Justice League trailer actually is funny

how do you go from this....

Everyone thought it was funny. I know you dont know that not having friends and all.

youtube.com/watch?v=y0aDXbi8prk

You just don't get it. He is an enlightened counter-culture warrior of television and film.

I didn't think you meant the bottle.
I thought you mean the whole redesign as warrior metal-head king.

Who's that fucking pussy?

Not at all. His current comic design is more classic Hercules than anything.

>implying they wont do this scene

He was literally the best part of the trailer.

>ywn be a sea god chilling out at random fishing villages drinking and fucking chicks

:/

Will based DC ever stop BTFOing nu-male Marvelfags, bros?

"We need to edge up Aquaman for the hot topic crowd"
Snyder: "I got you pham"

there's only one aquaman, his name is Vinnie Chase

Not lately, he hasn't.

>we want to have a manly Aquaman
>"Say no more"

DCTendies

>manly aquaman
>he looks like an alcoholic failed footballer fisherman down on his luck

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Reminds me of picrelated.
Too bad, this was Marvel's oportunity but they were about to cast him as the comic relief of GOTG.

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>Dave (Bautista) is perfect for that role, for Drax. It didn’t really fit in my time because I’ve done so many things where I don’t say much and I’m colored up and I have my shirt off again. I made a conscious choice to turn down some movies that were action-based to direct Road to Paloma so people could see that side…. It’s not that it’s not a good role, it just wasn’t the right thing. I was on Stargate: Atlantis for four years playing a similar character called Ronon, who was an alien who didn’t say much and grunted. I’ve been there and done that, whether people have seen it or not. You want to stretch.

he sure dodged a bullet there

literally me

>"Superman is literally Zod!"
>"Explain to me how Superman is like Zod?"
>"ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE?!?!?"

Why would he litter in the ocean

>beta manlet hates superman
>blonde Aryan goddess wants superChad

Bravo Snyder

>movie is two hours of nautical puns

he's returning the glass to where it belongs.

Based Snyder

They blew themselves out, capeshit numale

he has fish buddies to clean up after him

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numale here i hate dc and LOVE marvel

i try to teach my wife's son the same ethics i grew up with but my wife's bull won't let me

what do Sup Forums?

>That R&M scene ends up foreshadowing an scene from the movie.

he is such a fucking beta fedora. this is *hmph* nothin personal shit

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does he fly?

is he only powerful near large bodies of water? if so he's a lame ass "super hero".

my husbando

>Aquaman is a Hawaiian with dreadlocks instead of a Aryan Ottermode King
>Wonder Woman is a 6/10 Skellington with a tiny head instead of a 10/10 busty goddess with thick raven hair
>Batman played by some fat old loser that's become a meme actor / director
>Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter not involved
Only Superman is well-casted and his movie was terrible.

What a fucking waste, i love(d) the comics and cartoons as a kid but won't even watch the fucking movies after Man of Steel.

Reminder that shipping Marvel men is okay but DC men are too alpha and masculine for gay shipping.

Porn has rotted your brain and made you unable to enjoy anything in life.

>Devin Faraci
>Calling everyone else gay

No movies characters are gonna have character completely accurate to the comic book design, get over it. They look great.

I have yet seen a single intelligent word spoken by this caricature of a man.

lucy lawless would have been the perfect wonder woman

And being a limp-wristed faggot that eats every plate full of shit in front of you has made you a sheep that will blindly enjoy every piece of garbage DC churns out.

>Snyder actually manages to make Aquaman cool
How the fuck did he manage this?
Based.

>expecting anything more from zack sjw pandering snyder

>completely accurate
remotely similar would be nice

They're more than similar

I don't know why but this brief scene of him in the trailer kindof sold me on the character. I have a weird boner for characters that live in or are acustomed to harsh environments. Like here, Waterman walks out in the freezing rain, hair sticky with salt, throws off his shirt and allows the ocean to take him in, the cold is like warmth to his skin.

When did he lose the dish gloves?

I want to fuck aquaman

you're right they're, like, totally exactly the same XD

back to plebbit, faggot

>make Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman shit
>make Aquaman cool

Snyder is doing it on purpose.

I don't expect anything more from that faggot.

I DO, however, expect more from WB execs that had just seem Marvel's stock skyrocket because they made decent movies with VERY well-casted actors by respecting the source material.

Also, every movie in Wonder Woman SHOULD have her be feminist propaganda. That's the character. She's supposed to be absurdly strong and empowered.

Tips: Hair color has nothing to do with it

>marvel
>decent movies

>fat loser
jesus christ now i know its bait

He doesn't even pander very well.

its not, but if you can't handle anyone insulting your hero Bin 'The Islamist Apologist' Affleck then its fine, ignore the (((bait))) and go on your way

BRUCE?

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To be fair Marvel has been a sjw company aimed at nu males, women and children for many years now.

DC has a lot more serious themes, mature and artistic content and technical merit.
so clearly DC is generally aimed more for men. this is why they make less money as they have a smaller demographic.

Aaaaaaaand that's outdated.

BvS is down to a 27% lol. And you can add Civil War's 90%.

Back in high school all the water polo fags liked aquaman. Now they're the definition of nu-males with their pube beards, thick glasses, and can't evens.

I swear some of them are on that nu-male pic.

>nothing but constant x is better than y numale cuckoldreddit muh comics manchildren blah blah blah over and over over and over and over and over

>none of that SJW propaganda is in the MCU
>BUT CUZ MARVEL IS SO SJW IT GETS MORE PEOPLE AND DC IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES, TH-THATS WHY THE DCEU LOOKS LIKE A FAILURE!
DC = Damage Control

devin faraci is a marvelcuck lmao wouldn't be surprised if he is the evanspammer on here

This.

And ill be glad to agree with you id we talk in Sup Forums but turns out we are in Sup Forums and the fact is Marvel has been winning

So is it? is Marvel finished?

great works of art are never recognized as such when they're first introduced.
mark my words, in 50 years time,people will remember Man of Steel and Dawn of Justice as not just superhero movies, but great contemporary commentary on the human condition

i bet

wtf I love aquaman now

Every part of that description is objectively masculine, dipshit

I know this is probably bait but also has a truth to it.

who still talks about thor? or avengers? even civil war has died down till the next generic marvel movie comes out.

yet everyone still talks about Man of Steel and BvS literally everyday. you can spam libcuck rotten tomatoes ratings all day long. but the true test is the movies which will be forgotten and the ones that will be remembered and discussed years from now.
and in that case DC is winning.

>I don't trust a one of you

Is aquaman Italian in the new comics or something?