/heem/: Joanna Champion edition

Upcoming events:

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11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez
11/18: Invicta FC 20 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya
11/18: Lion Fight 33 - Nattawut vs Hassantoy
11/19: Bellator 165 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Mousasi vs Hall 2
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Bader vs Nogueira 2
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Brunson vs Whittaker
12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2
12/03: TUF 24 Finale - Johnson vs TBA
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/09: UFC FN 102 - Lewis vs Abdurakhimov
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/11: Submission Underhground 2 - Jones vs Henderson
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Aldana to make UFC debut
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/leslie-smith-vs-irene-aldana-targeted-for-ufc-on-fox-22

>UFC FN 103 gets 3 fights
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/ufc-fight-night-103-in-arizona-adds-three-fights-including-court-mcgee-vs-ben-saunders

>Jones-Henderson to main event Submission Underground 2
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/jon-jones-vs-dan-henderson-set-for-submission-underground-2

>Fighter union goals
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/document-professional-fighters-associations-goals-include-experience-based-pensions-minimum-25k25k-purses-monthly-rehab-stipend

>Walkout songs of UFC FN 98
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/fight-tracks-the-walkout-songs-of-ufc-fight-night-98-including-vintage-michael-jackson-and-survivor

Other urls found in this thread:

huffingtonpost.com/entry/polls-hillary-clinton-win_us_5821074ce4b0e80b02cc2a94
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutions_of_1989
instagram.com/bunnyoftheyear/?hl=en
twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/796082554235338752
youtube.com/watch?v=yyPLOHzfS3Q
youtube.com/watch?v=G9VSGPmkUc0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Schaub is God

Schaub=God

Absolute can NOT be mad at that

>Saint Goobert heems Edwardo in 2

Trump is the only candidate for fight fans

Schaub bless brothers. Schaub is a way of life.

pussy

Why are MMA fans on Instagram such massive runts? This runt just requested to follow me and is lying about being married to a model and being a UFC fighter

He also alternates between posting in Russian and English, how bizarre

>кopaлoви извopи

Mcgregor is the best fighter in UFC history.

Also,

> Tfw have a massive foot fetish but find most feet to be disgusting, rejecting any potential mate if their feet aren't perfect

Pic related

Mcgregor is the best fighter in UFC history mma mma mma mma mma related post mma

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Schaub bless u2bro

JJ is live on Facebook.

facebook. com UFC/posts/10154532269571276

Jones = Hilary

Vitor = Drumph

>when you see it

>not knowing wesley melvin
casual detected

Jones produces way more estrogen than Hillary though

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Who wouldn't have any issue penetrating Joanna on her period /here/?

I THINK HE'S HURT MIKE

soles >>> toes

Who's the bitch?

Your mom

Is there anyone in WW that can stop Mike Perry? How long till he's champ?

IT IS ALL OVER

IT IS ALL OVER

JUST

LIKE

THAT

huffingtonpost.com/entry/polls-hillary-clinton-win_us_5821074ce4b0e80b02cc2a94

Want to go from tapping out in the second to dominating for 5. Get FAST for just $295.

American voting system is disgusting

Can't wait for all the butthurt from mma goofs on twitter tomorrow morning

>That flag

Lol

Isn't based Holly Holm for Trump

Don't talk to me or my wife's t-rex ever again

kys

95% of people involved with mma are pro trump

>That flag

Rofl

what a shame, you voted a mummified slut instead of a tru based man that would simple grab women and fuck them without asking,

disgusting.

>this is an american voting district
Is your country the most heavily gerrymandered place on earth?

sources: your arse

Enjoy your vote never mattering unless

A- you vote the same way as everybody in your state
B- you live in one of the few swing states

We are #1

You arent even american so stop posting

your opinion = wgaf

Enjoy your country never mattering in the grand scheme of things ever.

Be careful

>Le only show up when McGoof is fighting facebook frog poster

You are barely human friendo.

Don't think so
Dana supports him but that doesn't mean his fighters will.

Kennedy vs Anderson plzzzzz

JACARE
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>The Sup Forums butthurt has already started and tallying hasn't even started yet

Sucks when reality hits you hard like a truck

Kennedy should fight Khabib at 170.

M.S.G. Is going to be full of poles and Irishmen

Who's bringing the cabbage?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutions_of_1989

>wake up and check BloodyElbow
>based Aldana is making her debut
Fuck YES

Schaub is gay

We predict which fight will fall next

>Weedman vs Roidal

>Roidal

Doesn't even work

McGregor will be a four weight world champ and theres nothing you can do about it

>fat schaub grinding on a guy in just his underwear.webm


we already knew this

White, Rogan, Weidman, Cerrone, Holm, and Ortiz publicly support him. Haven't heard anyone publically say they want Hilldawg.

>Tfw the MW """"champion"""" calls out welterweights and lightweights

>Tim Kennedy shaking his head at an undisclosed location

BisGOAT would heem Crapare inside a round

We know what the next fight is. And it will be for the interim strap, mark my words.

Connie McGregor will be 10 weight class champion after she cuts off her dick to make weight

Conor hates him

Honda was for Hernie
Thats all I got

>married to a beauty model
instagram.com/bunnyoftheyear/?hl=en
this is a 10/10 model in murica kek

>jacare deserves a titleshot after losing to romero and beating clean vitor

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>losing to Romero
>Implying

>almost getting heem'd by a spinning meme punch

>6 steaks Conor

DEYRE GONNA PUT ONE BELT ON ONE SHOWDAH DEYRE GONNA PUT DA ADDAH ONE ON DE ADDAH SHOWDAH, THEYRE GONNA WRAP DE ADDAH AROUND MY WAIST AND DE ADDAH AROUND MY TORSO. FOUR WEIGHT WORLD CHAMP YEH WHATCHA GOT?

I'd say it was a draw.

>Got dropped twice by a 46 year old man

Yes. Plus Romero was juiced to the gills.

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/796082554235338752

RASHAD - KENNEDY NOOOOOO

then he'll fight Stipe next for the title

he already KO'd Cain once

>wow I was really excited to see Tim Kennedy
-Nobody except Tim Kennedy

205 was due for an injury.

Just be glad it wasn't a main card fight.

Rashad was the best value on the entire card

Tim Kennedy is literally a cage hugger. Nothing of value is lost.

Him and Michael Johnson

You don't know what you're talking about.

Rockhold would STILL be champ if he was as smart as Vitor

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I feel betrayed

I knew it was going to cost some money, but 300 fookin' dollahs?!

Fuck off

Nothing personal kid, it's just good business yeh

your loss, as Connor says in Chapter 1 "You can't put price on success"

>Did you gas out in 8 minutes in your last MMA fight? Well now for the measly price of $295 you can improve your cardio so that this time you will gas out after 10 minutes.

>Trump loses the election
>Rashad pulls out

What is going through Kennedy's mind right now?

His US Marine training

Can't wait for Saturday, feeling like a kid a Christmas

Fuck you Edward, Santa Clause is real

Going to go stock up on more guns and ammo.

Spinning backfist is not a meme or even classed as a punch you fucking muppet, I bet you've never even hit anyone in your whole life, pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=yyPLOHzfS3Q

>tfw invited to big party downtown on saturday with guaranteed qts

FUCKIN NORMIES UFC IS ON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>not a meme
>post a video of Bas "The Meme" Rutten to back his point up

kek

he's gonna blow off some steam by killing more innocent women and children and bragging about it later on Facebook

yeah you'll probably go too pussy

It's people like you that give us brits a bad name in /heem/

You just got pwnt son admit it

>muh reputation

youtube.com/watch?v=G9VSGPmkUc0