Secrets thread
Secrets thread
I fap with my nieces thong. Shes 19 I'm 27
sometimes i bump threads
down the side of my apartment building there was a glory hole into the next door ballet studio's courtyard, I used it for a few months before an old guy got arrested and I never went near it after that
I sucked a twink off.......and I liked.it
I go on Sup Forums sometimes...
glory hole doesn't mean what you think it means, faggot.
in soviet russia, twink suck YOU
I just blew 250 dollars at blackjack
well I still had ballet students jerking to completion for a month
>OP sucks at gambling
I've cracked the new shitty captcha
you don't have to solve everything on the 2nd puzzle. just pick one square. 80% of the time it lets you slide.
>fuck catcha
I fart quietly while taking your order. Sometimes if you're fast enough I do it the entire time.
oh my fuck it worked
>if this get posted it worked
bmp
seeing penises bigger than mine make me wanna an hero ;c
no way let me try it out
>it didnt
i just came for a 13yo on omegle
try it again faggot. it work 80% of the time. you must be a loser.
>pay attention. it's on the SECOND puzzle that you can cheat. not the first.
>stupid faggot
I shower with other guys fairly often, i dk why but it is kinda fun, for lack of a better word. mostly my friend/housemate and my nephews. no homosex stuff though, but still not something i would tell people about irl
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU user
how big is yours?
different user, but mine is 5 1/4 inch, both length and girth. i've got the perfect "toilet paper tube" dick
I'm wearing my Girlfriends underwear while she's outta town for the weekend
It's more comfortable than most if not all of mine
I'm not gay, but I would rather be.
Here comes the partyvan
post link, user
Good try, FBI
i AM a loser, but lets try again even though i did it righ the first time
>it didnt
k..
why?
not fbi. i use periscope all the time for the same thing
I kinda want a Nintendo Switch
that taste of his cherry chapstick?
bout 4 3/4 inch hard, more like 1 inch soft. (is that weird?) it's pretty girthy tho so it's not all bad. Doesn't help me not feel in superior though.
I want to be a bottom.
How
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yo man... dunno if you realised but saying your dick is both 5 1/4 length and girth would mean its a perfect symmetrical cube would it not?
>what is circumference?
are u high
I listen to Lady Gaga
More
Yeah isn't that normal?
I'm really bad at math
I'm bi but mostly a faggot. I also fucked a "straight" kid that I went to college and high school with. Nice dick on him.
na itd get me band, lets just say those pink nips were suckable as fuck
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i use bathroom sink as urinal. its SO much more convenient than using a fuckin toilet, im seriously considering getting a legit one installed in my restroom. and for all of you who think its weird or gross, try it, u will never go back
You're a grower and a little on the small side. No biggie though, small ones are nice too. I love those cocks.
>pink nips
good genetics, user. don't tease
Fuck, I want a cute 13 year old girl as my slave
>CUBE DICK
My sister and niece are going to stay with me for a week soon. I fully plan on dosing my sister with xanax to knock her out for some alone time with my niece.
im a str8 guy, but love wanking while fucking my ass with a carrot
>feels good man
take pics and post them, user
What did you type in interest
i might have just got obama indicted for treason
post pics when you do.
You need something with a flared base bruv, or youre going to end up in one of these 'ER nurses see the oddest things' kind of thread
When my cousin comes over she stays the night. I finger her in her sleep. She's 19
That's dangerous, just play doctor or something
>this
This is a straight thing, gay stuff has to involve another man, or woman if you are a woman...thats the rules, why would God put a prostate up there if it wasn't meant to be used?.
this is going to sound stupid but you should stop worrying about things you have no control over. my friend/housemate is probably just about the same size as yours and he doesnt give a fuck.
Rummaged through my cousins underwear on Easter. I'd feel guilty if she wasn't so hot
too fat for my tastes, but i hope you have fun, user
>Too old for playing doctor
Oh well, do whatever then
Have fun
ta heck is XTC?
I'm 33 and I am lurking b right now because I am heartbroken and lost and lonely and a crazy bitch has been cyberbullying me, harassing me for 11 years stealing my shit. She is watching what I do on my computer as we speak.
i fap to godzilla porn
I 'll piss in most anything. I use the laundry room sink if I cant use the loo
how tf did you end up in that position?
i like annies, user. 5'4" or shorter, at about 80-110 lbs
nice dubs, but this is bait right?
How old were the girls?
agreed, sink is the best.
this -
then this
>Sup Forums
I used to sleep with my girlfriends sister.
Establish dominance by plugging her up like a bowling ball then fucking her against the wall
I'm bisexual and for the last year I've had a major crush on my best friend who's a straight guy.
when no ones looking. I fap to braixen porn
holy fuck, these pics are posted 1000000/day
no bait
Well, the same thing I am doing now, I guess I bumped her on b. She got obsessed with me and this nightmare began.
I'm male. When I was 11 a 13 year boy in my neighborhood use to play with my ass and dick and when he was about to move to another part of the city he made me suck his dick.
test
lol like im gonna share that and invite cocks onto my glory tags:)
here have some '18' yo nips instead ;)
Sorry to hear that. 7inch by 6.5 inch
don't be sorry, user. i've had many repeat requests. i know very well what i'm doing with mine
I looked up the dance school. 8-10/11-13
Rofl, she hired people to follow me everywhere I go where I live and stupid assholes near my house hacked my network. All my devices are infected and I have lost all my celphones to her, due to hacking.
i'm a lurker
KEKEEKEKEK
Post a pic of her
what could possibly go wrong?
If someone I even mildly find attractive or even just someone I know has given me their computer to fix....chances are it took me 5 minutes to fix and 55 to search for nudes.
I have a donut fetish.
ROFLMAOPIMP
it sounds like you need to grow some testicles
Lucky bastard
if it's true