>be southern "Yuropean" >wake up at 3 pm on average >look at self in mirror for a good 45 minutes, then proceed to masturbate to own image >trim manly hairy chest with olive oil >pita bread and goat cheese for breakfast >ray bans, white tank top, flip flops >lookatthisman.jpg >take scooter, go to the beach >hiss at hawt tourists >never, ever get laid except with fat and ugly locals >secretly like men >9 pm, drink Uzo, party till morning repeat during entire life cycle
>when problem arises for the union: "Eh, I cannot-e doo anyting agains-e ellegale immigrante"
>meanwhile, gets money from state >state goes bankrupt >no more free moneh >but-e we waz-e kangz once
Nothern Yuro should create their won alliance and secede from these weak-ass southern parasites. Pic kinda related.
I'm european and I read like 2 lines and found out you are jelly as fuck. Why are you posting this at this hour, you massive coward of a whale? I bet your american buddies are just enjoying life, but you want to spread negativity. To be fair, your post is exactly in the spirit of Sup Forums about 4 years ago, so maybe you want to relive old memories.
Julian Sanchez
Southern degenerates detected. How's this gay sex going for ya ?
Hudson Thomas
The girl you liked fucked a Greek guy? Get over it buddy.
Jordan Powell
Butthurt detected
Matthew Torres
I didn't read the whole thing, I'm Northern European, as northern as it gets part from that tiny volcanic ash island nobody knows about (like anyone knows about the rest anyway). The gay sex is working fine for me, I've managed to avoid all of it, and I think I can manage further (very frequent, being european) attempts of my anal virginity. Seriously though, life's good dude, not taking anything seriously here, hope you have a good one too.
Julian King
kek - a few posts in an the Europoors are triggered as fuck.
Landon Wilson
Yep. Be like Britain and drop those losers.
Nathan Morales
lel'd to the max^core
Chase Allen
Look-a this fucking crucco oveh iah
You jellous of our biuttiful donne and our food, eh?
Fuck outta here, go masturbate to hitler some more while we fuck your germanic puttane.
Leccami il mio cazzo al gusto di olio d'oliva, crauto
Brody Nguyen
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Tyler Gonzalez
TRIPS OF TRUTH
Wyatt Reyes
not at all, OP just complimented them and in his own demented way pretends this is any way insulting
Joshua Turner
so you're Italian?
Angel Torres
Trips don't lie Crucchi di merda
Easton Brooks
>implying you wouldn't just run away from them, like you do from everything else
Elijah Williams
Running from what german-friend?
You should be busy being ran over by trucks, don't you?
Blake Lee
U myst be the only icelander here
James Cruz
Britian is the Trump of Europe. >EU..... You're FIRED!
Hunter Ward
Niggers conquered you and raped your ancestral genetics in to existence. you are pretty much a sandnigger youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y
Brayden Butler
if the france and dutch elections go to the right the eu is over, one more week or so. better start lobbying.
Camden Fisher
The northern European countries were able to attain more wealth due to the expenditure of the southern European countries. Without the South, the North would not have been this wealthy.
Wyatt Lee
Pretty sure we chose to leave
Gavin Butler
I said part from the volcanic ash island, maybe I meant apart from. Whatever, Sweden, Norway or Finland, we're all "somewhere in northern europe" anyway.
Oliver Gomez
No, Britain did´.
Anthony Turner
Tripli controllati
Isaac Watson
So what you're saying is "people 1 spent money on luxuries, so people 2 became wealthy. people 2 are only wealthy because people 1 spent all their money on luxuries". BAD PEOPLE 2!!!!!
