Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claimed and I still love Noun to the point it makes me wanna kill myself

still here


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Orbiters? That music sounds pretty interesting.

how does red wine taste? Is it better if I chill it

Stop the fucking erp already.

DON'T. BITE. CONDOMS.

And you're probably already doing plenty of warming.

You don't even realize how much I like this idea~~
And don't worry, I also have a few things planned to keep you warm, hihihi~

so wow. How is the stream going? Also any good movies lately?

What you up to?

It's pretty smooth if it's organic but Ive noticed non-organic has this weird chemical taste to it.

It's like fire in your belly if you don't follow up with sodium bicarbonate aka baking soda.

You never had red wine before?

Spacey dude.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZEOX17Oueug&list=PLoeAxTge2l08ZAdZTTTRQzWHUAXpA34HV&index=18

Shes biting the wrapper.
I don't know, i'm actuallu pretty cold at the moment.

Oh, and what might those be~?

Claiming best girl

>she doesn't mean any harm.
I'm not so sure about that.
I'm alright, just woke up again.
How's you?

That song sounded comfy.
Not heard of that game before.

I don't know yet tbh.

hi chijo

>so wow. How is the stream going? Also any good movies lately?

Movies? Um. I'm seeing Logan soon.

Stream is streaming. Had a few issues with capture cards and whatnot, but they seem to be fixed. I don't watch them, usually. I just manage.

Not sure really. Im fine with a bit of fire. Nah Im 19 and really just starting to play with this stuff.

Do it :o
You'll never get closer to her unless you do.

Should I chill it?

That's the best track from a really good EP, didn't expect you to listen to shoegaze. You're not that bad when you talk about music instead of doggos.

One of them has been ERPing for months with most being displeased about it, not sure if it can be helped without the silent treatment and everyone's cooperation.

Woke up again too. Now I'm stuffing myself with some chocolate milk and figuring out what do I want to do next.
WoW or take more screencaps or edit/organize the ones I have.

I want to give Raphi my full attention but I haven't logged in WoW for like 4 days.

Yeah it tastes better chilled.

Yeah dude~

I like /comfy/ music.

Alright putting it in the ice box

Claim

This

that image should be mirrored

Not sure why you're asking me though, just because im Russian doesn't mean i drink a lot :p

Let's just say it's a really special type of snuggling, after which you'll feel a lot warmer, especially on the inside~~~
Why tho, we're just having a tiny little bit of fun

Hi.
And then I fuck off.
Bye.

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Why go fishing for funny erp logs when I can just visit the thread

>red wine below 16°C
Kill yourselves.

It technically is.

That was more of a general question to anyone but sure put it to the stereotype. I mean you did know.
Im American I dont measure in Celsius unless it was highschool chem.

Oh i like snuggling, and i'd love to for you to fill my insides with your warmth~,

It's not amusing if it's between persons you don't care about.

I suppose so.

I recommend sticking to organic. It's the same price in many cases. Also without sulfites if possible. I made the mistake of picking up a non organic brand and now this weird chem taste is lingering in my mouth. Fucking nasty. Why do they ruin good wine with this chemical shit? That's why organic is the only way these days.

Best served chilled. Never drink red wine lukewarm. That's pleb tier as fuck.

Nice. Looks like you're doing well then.

Man this hangover is killing me something fierce. I want goat cheese pizza now but the store opens at 9am REEEEEE

Just watch, I'll get there with this headache and they'll be sold out or something.

I like shoegaze they are very spacey and mellow. A lot of songs I now listen to came from recommendations from these threads. People here have good taste unlike most of Sup Forums.

youtube.com/watch?v=l1ATR6OZ6ck&list=PLoeAxTge2l08ZAdZTTTRQzWHUAXpA34HV&index=20

Hmm, people still play WoW? Not really a huge fan of it because how old the combat system feels.

youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k

You said you like strategy games, right? What are your favourites and what you think of total war series?

I guess I could have googled it but ehh

Yea, it's one of the three countries in the world that refuse to use the metric system, together with Liberia and Myanmar. Clearly nations that have their shit together.

16°C is 61°F for you 'muricans.

*people

Fair enough
And kek'd, now I have something to harass Trapzu with

I literally cringed at that.
Holy shit...

I dont pick what to buy I just mooch. It is being chilled in ice.
It does make more sense but nobody uses it so rip. So a little colder than room temp?

I've never had goat cheese.

>claiming

>together with Liberia
You know it's good when you get grouped with Liberia

How can you not like right clickin something until it's dead?

It's the same premise in most games. Even most strategy games. Just right click the shit out of those fuckers

Excellent taste. I almost forgot about that song. Added to playlist.

Waifu RP: the post.

God bless them.

When you're 21 it'll feel good to just walk into a store and buy what you want.

You are sorely missing out. It's the bomb on pizza. But by itself its great with crackers too.

Oh I sure plan to, but not before I toy a little with you~

youtube.com/watch?v=gvlNy8CdlIY

I like the total war series.
My current played ones are:
Stellaris
Rise of Nations
EUIV

Google is always nice.

>not knowing both systems.

More Captain Morgan.
Yeah its how I translate your Russian.

O. Wouldn't be surprised if you got that Oeil song from me then, I've shared it multiple times before.
Really good guitar riffs on that song, the lyrics aren't really my thing though.
youtube.com/watch?v=cI7MMEr5S6A

I absolutely love the combat system and wish there were more games with something similar. Hitboxes are barely a thing, just positioning and targets, yet it's still complex because of the high amount of spells etc.

Although lately it's not as complex as it used to be, blizzard also keeps shoving more and more mobility into the game, which doesn't really fit with the combat system.

I sorry. English very hard.

You know how it works. I show you mine and you show me yours.

He wrote that as a joke though.

You should consider learning it though, especially if you ever plan to work in a field that makes money.
>a little colder than room temp
Exactly. Don't let it get any colder.
Good rule of thump is that wine is best as women are: 10 years old and in my basement. Store it there for perfect temperature.

It's a nation of former US slaves, so I guess it makes sense for them to be just as stupid.

>not knowing prussian system
Your punny miles aren't even 8700 yards.

You never know with the people here... some actually erp.

I don't get why people find leaked logs to be such a big deal.

Do you need to translate my Russian often?

I'm not american.

I wont end up in a field like that. I guess I should fetch it now.

That's me, if you're having doubts.

Probably because you never write anything weird that could portrait you in a bad light if taken out of context.

So how long are your miles then?

Probably, the other hillbillies will understand you better that way.

Why should i get arrested for murdering 15 children? I was only having a little bit of fun

Every time you post it yes. I cant read or speak Russian.

Where do you guys find this stuff? This song is just the kind of one I'm looking for. My playlist is getting long. Thanks.

I used to play Rise of Nations as a kid. It was great but now playing it again, it seems like not many people are on compared to Age of Empires 2. AoE3 doesn't exist. Trash.

Bleh non organic alcohol is truly pleb tier and it tastes different than it did years ago. More chemical, less flavor.

This song is a little too "bright" for my taste, hard to describe, but I admire the guitar styling. Might be the drum cycles that are bright.

Gets better after a minute though. Too percussion heavy in the intro.

youtube.com/watch?v=N2SW_MWBa6w

>He wrote that as a joke though.

I wouldn't be surprised if someone took something I said out of context at some point. Probably about banging dogs.

Well if you were having fun then that's different.

I think that counts as that.
Maybe I should have been more specific, I don't see the big deal about ERP logs.

I dont know how to use a duck call or clean a firearm. I am an enigma to those people. Wine is about as cold as you recommended.
I like the kick.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't really say anything important.

youtube.com/watch?v=3ni1hupBiuQ

I have playlists with 400 songs each. I just find them randomly.

Rise of nations is really fun.
I always like China and Russia in it.

Out of context quotes are my favorite.

Oh
not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

The clicking needs to be interesting though. Blade and Soul had kinda interesting clicking.
>Excellent taste.
Yes, I have.

I only really like TW:WH and Shogun 2. Attila and Rome 2 were kinda meh.
Have you played Civ 6?
Stellaris is good, but feels like it needs more stuff.

Did you beat DS2 yet?

I'd probably try it again if it had something like Tera's combat system.

Would you marry Tomoko

If it's just 15 I guess nothing happenes, only after 40 you get a medal.

Probably because it's a violation of privacy. You did something believing only few specific people would see, but then it's out there in the world. Like hidden cameras in your house or that one time someone passed your nudes.

Drink it while eating your medium rare steak then.

Chara just sharing his fetish, nothing wrong with that.

I find it interesting like your department of alien poster thing.
Is she real?
This tastes worse than the weird french whipped cream vodka.

You prolly have shit wine :o.
Post bottle. Also how old?

Also where did you get that vodka?

>Good rule of thump is that wine is best as women are: 10 years old and in my basement. Store it there for perfect temperature.

Lol dude. Say that in a hoity toity uptown wine store and see the clerk's reaction.

Yes but it's chemical now. It used to taste different.

If you like kick, maybe try organic whiskey or something.

That song makes me feel like I'm lost under a river somewhere, then get pulled up by a tide or something.

This song remind me of my mom. Basically the lyrics totally describe her. Even the animation describes her life.
youtube.com/watch?v=mK8iED1knjk

Haven't played too much, under 3 hours of actual playtime.
Having a break from it, playing some Path of Exile.
The game got fun again though

I like shogun.
I have civ 6 haven't played it yet.
Stellaris is good, the needs more stuff thing i have 57 mods installed so it solves that.

Not the chara you're thinking of.
I go by chara, everywhere but here.

Fair enough.

youtube.com/watch?v=-9Blvdc7cyY

I have lots more.

Trust me, that one is not much better in context

Sounds concrete.
Though that's not what I mean, of course the people directly affected will be distressed, I just don't see why anyone else outside of that would care.

>Is she real?

If she was, would you

Im not sure let me go take a pic. Was in the cupboard will post both.
Brands?
Teach me the Russian alphabet?
Like thats a question.

Like i said, that's my own post.
Not the chara you're thinking of.

Russian alphabet is easy to learn i'm told.

I am aware.

why are those alligators hugging that boy?

You know I'm right though.

It seems you have similar fetishes then.
And shit waifu taste.

I can only assume it's because it contradicts the image you have of certain people. Maybe you like someone for being a modest and chill person, only to then see them covered in gravy begging to have a second cucumber stuffed down their booty hole.

I meant how old are you. It seems like you're not used to alcohol.

This is your waifu.
url.vin/9Aw1

19 these are in a 4 pack.

>some
More like 90% of the thread.

Bright as opposed to dark music? The drumming is indeed quite intense, which is something I love about Toe.

youtube.com/watch?v=GGsJ2loFbSM

I wanted to know with who does the discount bote erp with.

>that one time someone passed your nudes.
Good thing nobody actually passed my nudes on waifu.

>Having a break from it, playing some Path of Exile.
>
Pls.

Hmm, haven't actually tried it with mods. Might have to take a look at what's in workshop..
And you definitely should try Civ 6.

Nice dude. I'm not a fan of heavy percussion but it fits in that song. If you ask me the hip hop influence kind of ruins it though at the end there.

That firekites song, Autumn story really hits close to home for me. My mom used to eat sparrows and small birds in the country as they got old and died. Still unfondly waiting on her to get old and die herself. I'll miss her when she's gone.

youtube.com/watch?v=rlWvUI2DGU4

I'm not into whiskey but I'm looking for a brand of org red wine to recommend you. I had a great one just last night. It has a cow and chicken on the cover.

Non organic I have to recommend angry orchard original hands down. Not any of their other flavors.

I'm looking for an organic apple cider to switch over to though.

True, you are.

Don't open this link guys. It creates mustard gas.

I wish i understood english better.

new thing going around you know.

I don't have a waifu.
I just avatar fag sometimes.

I'll give you my mod list sometime if you want it.

youtube.com/watch?v=h3dSMbm1aws

No I dislike dark music. It's just a bright percussion-heavy track. Lots of sharp bumps.

Don't really like that song at all especially now. It's like an ice pick in my head fuck. Hangover exacerbates it.

I like slightly more ambient or mellow music.
youtube.com/watch?v=3Td_XNnwbbQ

I tried civ 5 and it was a complete disappointment compared to Civ 2 and 1. So dumbed down and the music SUCKS. Hard.

Thats a lot of pigeons. How many letters?
Alright just as long as its in a lot of supermarkets I guess.

I'd like that.

With or without expansions?

>stop liking things I don't like
I ended up using a spear over the broadsword for now, the extra range and short animation times are just too good.
It's kinda silly how linear the game is compared to DS 1.

Youre playing DS2 right?Heide Knight sword is the way to go

Must spread the word of Germanic defeat.

I will then.

Wow outstanding. She has an amazing voice, definitely a top tier singer. I wish I knew what she was singing about.

I like her so much I disabled ad block and clicked on an ad for her band.

With all of them. Got it in a bundle deal during a Christmas sale. My god the music is downright embarrassing. And the civs are so ... copy-pasted from each other. And the announcer is annoying as fuck. I couldn't play it more than a few times without raging at this fucking guy praising Ramses at every loading screen.

What the hell were they thinking?

Is civ 6 any less embarrassing?

It only means, that that person is just not comfortable with you enough to show you that part of himself.
Maybe I could see some validity to that, but it's not something I really agree with.
It's like sex, nobody admits it in public, but you know even your mother has been boned a couple of times, so why be surprised by it?
I know that's really latent terms and ERP is not exactly as common as sex, though I don't have statistics on that of course, but still something done in private should not really be judged on some basis as something being done in public.
Anyway, how have you been?

Not your first language I presume.
You're Russian, right?

No one but you hehe xd

Yea, I have no idea if that stuff is any good. Never had 'murican wine in my life. But apparently it's a rather dry one, so not good for starters.
Why do you even wanna get drunk? Trying to get the waifu to appeal to you?

And all of them are unworthy.
>Good thing nobody actually passed my nudes on waifu.
Did you actually give them out to some?

Bruh, that's awful! Is there no one out there for you?

Oh uh good luck with that.
For the warm cozy feeling. She appeals without me being intoxicated.

youtube.com/watch?v=JGQLSObiTEQ

Yeah, English is my 2nd language.

I'm not a guy, or autistic to have one.
I just like /comfy/

Thanks for the encouragement.

I'll check it out if I find it.
Just past the first boss so might be a while I guess.

I c. We can go back to shoegaze and add some ambient influences then.
youtube.com/watch?v=ocaTt0ILPWY

Pretty relaxed song, more repetitive than I wish it was but I enjoyed it thoroughly, might try more from them.

uwu
We should ERP you doing lines from my butt.

I'll leave that up for your imagination.

Oddly enough this song doesn't make my hangover worse at all. Go figure.

youtube.com/watch?v=sqJDbe9A36c

Yes Angry Orchard is a common brand. Also I recommend getting the can over the bottle. Much, much better, but still nonorganic sadly.

Great with pizza or breaded foods like that. I wouldn't drink any alcohol with soup or very wet food though. You can do that if you want, but you'll need baking soda to counteract the burn.

I'm like that. I don't talk about my sex life with anyone except online obviously. But when people ask I tell them I'm into southern girls. A lot of my family wonders why I never pursued girls. Maybe they think I'm gay, who knows.

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Does that music video make sense with the lyrics?
Are you playing the scholar of the first sin version?
I know angry orchard is they have ads on tv. I just meant your weird wine.

im fairly sure that everyone here is just a fucking neural network ai