Tfw circumcised at birth

>tfw circumcised at birth
>tfw penis will always be mutilated
>tfw medical science will never advance to the point where I can get a proper restoration
>tfw my best hope is to tug on my foreskin like a fucking ape and stretch it out so it looks normal
give me 1 reason not to kill myself

reason to not kys: youre white

Kys

I'd rather be a nigger with a normal penis than white with a mutilated one.

As an uncircumcised married guy, I'll tell you this:

When I'm balls deep inside my wife's pussy, one of my favorite things is to softly glide my cock on her cervix, then around it, then pull out a bit to feel the undulations of her vaginal wall vs. the pearl-like texture of the cervix (I should say pearl with a little hole in it).

Also, when she gives me head, she sucks with the foreskin on (which is incredibly teasing), then slowly proceeds to pull the foreskin back while suckling on the head, so it transitions from an exciting/teasing blowjob to a mind-blowing experience.

I'm not 8" long and I'm not 6"4, but damn... wouldn't trade my foreskin for either/both of those.

My condolences op.

t. jealous shitposting anteater-dicked fag
Literally no one believes this, it's great to be cut, stop this larping butthurt uncuts

can't find any, your penis is ruined, do it.

These are really started by sea Cucumber cocked fags that feel bad about having an ugly bacteria filled skin flap and are fruitlessly trying to get people to think that is better

Spotted faggot in denial.

I say faggot because when you're cut, by the time you can fuck your mutilated stump is so full of calluses, you wouldn't be able to tell pussy from asshole from hand.

LoL

So,,, I am circumcised and I am pretty happy. I last longer than most uncircumcised dudes will ever dream of. And the most girls I met fucking adore circumcised cocks. They love the look, the feel and all that. And my weener is cleener,,, sry

Cut guy here, I can't wear loose underwear because of the hnnnnghns. So by your logic being cut saves me from being a 1 pump chump.

being cut is common and harmless and you'd never know the difference anyway. stop being a fucking crybaby over your dick. you're the only human who will ever touch or see it anyway

/thread

>when your parents hate you so much they mutilate your dick at birth
>stripping you of any choice or chance to prove your worth right from the start
top kek, no wonder americans are a dying breed. take in more asians though, that'll solve all their problems

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

you spilled autism on my shoe

The rest of the world should band together and bomb America. They are literally the worst nation on earth.

what even was the point of this story?
Like, congrats on your edginess dude

If you equate ability to feel to ability to cum, it's no wonder European women hate US faggots. The only way you can feel is to thrust into a hole for hours on end until you cum.

By that logic, you would be the perfect candidate to become a faggot.

I say you WOULD be, but that's a redundant assertion. You're already a faggot.

kill your parents first. its their fault. they must suffer

I got cut as a ten year old cause my foreskin was cutting boodflow to tip, which in the long run would have made my dick broken and unable to get erect properly. Being cut has worked out for me.

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

Faggots AND women like hours of pounding, thanks for promoting circumcision.