She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Suffocate

whip out the harpoon and yell ''HOLY FUCK, BOYS WE GOT A BIG ONE, ITS MOBY DICK''

Fucking gobshite you need to turn 720 degrees

Offer to bust on tits

I'm sorry xir we don't serve transfats.

Flirt back, fuck her. I got no problem with larger ladies as long as they have no problem with having their breasts abused.

FOUND THE WHALE LOVER

Harpoon her and harvest the whale oil

Whale oil 4 lyf

>Not wanting to hump the big women

Wut?

give her the D in every hole, as much as she likes

no bro, fat is unhealthy, also i like dick

Coz they are repulsive to some people. Me included, they make me feel sick

Run.

Don't think about it, don't ask questions. Just run.

Standard anal.

Kill her then kill myself.

>fat asian women
Sweet Jesus

have a glass of wine and see where it takes you

Eat ass

stay on my orbit

Fat Asian women are absolute heaven, especially Fat Japanese women (because they're so rare).

Fuck the shit out of her fat ass

Bump

Sex the beast to sate its hunger

Damn right
Asian bbws are where it's at

fuck her, she's lovely, what's her name?

cook her a burger

Sara Aikawa, the hottest Japanese fatty (in my opinion).

I pray Japan abolishes its fat tax.

>Sara Aikawa
fuck is there even uncensored shit?

I don't wank to pixels

Scare her away by showing her a salad

It doesn't help that I perfer eastern more than western

I don't know. All the stuff I can find of her is on search engines under "Sara Aikawa BBW". I hate porn sites because of the potential for viruses.

A fat Asian woman is gloriously subversive, considering the stereotypical hot Asian is rail-thin.

If only there was a bbw counter culture over there

The things I'd do to that ass.

WHAT A GORGEOUS WOMAN

There must be a way we can start one guys.

Be polite and non-committal with any of her advances. Get her number and then confess that I don't want a public relationship but would be down for a FWB situation.

Absolutely.

...

Would take a while to spread, but the payoff would be worth the weight

React awkwardly because I am uncomfortable in the presence of women

...

Fuck her,
Lie about my name

Go home and fuck my hot wife as well.

Maybe we could accomplish it by making well-written shows.....that secretly promote gluttony and obesity on a subconscious and subliminal level.

Basically, we make obesity and pigging out hip in Japan through pop culture.

Perfect! All the asian bbws but hold the man hating. Its gotta be love your body while holding some eastern thinking

Walk uphill away from her

Bump

Also we open more restaurants with filling food at the same time, fueling the new fad.

Cant believe you fell for the bait, you fucking newfag idiot HAHAHAHAHHAA

God damn this is the empire we need to build man

All those female Japanese office workers, swelling up like blimps and "grazing" like cattle at the office.

Hotdog her.