Trips decides how I kill myself

Trips decides how I kill myself.

I don't drive so car crash is out. Also I don't have guns or anything of that sort because britbong land.

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old age

Could you promise me that you will won't harm yourself?

By consuming mozzarella cheese until tummy 'splosion

Only if you do it. See my skype

dont do it

hang yourself on a door with a belt and live stream it

you don't. why would you?

try helium tank or nitrogen method.

Where are you? Let me rape and kill you. Or kill you and then rape you. Actually it's not rape if you're dead...

steal car in traffic

suicide by cop. Act like you have a pistol and when they are pointing their guns at you, you pull your hand out of your pocket and "aim" at them with your hand.

or just get really really high (high as in drug high not height high) and jump off tallest building you can find.

Sharpie in the pooped to death

>Trips decides how I kill myself.

>I don't drive so car crash is out. Also I don't have guns or anything of that sort because britbong land.

Train

that's a stupid idea, britfag cops even if they have a gun rarely use it.

Reroll

go to a ghetto and yell nigger but record it

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retry 1

Genius. Let the driver kick the shit out of you because you could only move a few feet.

Rolling for this.

go skydiving and take off the backpack pre drop.

this reminds me of that webm where a male and female cop were threataned by a dude with a knife and they seemed pretty helpless

This

actually a good idea, never thought of that

Britbong? This one's easy. Take a package of bacon in one hand, and a Quran in the other. Go outside, and walk down any public street shouting, "There is only one Dog, and Mohammed is his Pedophile!" - while slapping the Quran with a fat, meaty fistful of bacon.

You won't get 20 feet before being stoned, hung, beheaded, or all of the above.

how should i know you are a britbong?

old age

run full speed into area 51, livestream

Throw yourself in a knifebin on the street.

Jump of big ben.

Swim west as far as you can. Either you reach land of the free or you die.

I'm not a britfag, I just know about there police.

buy frog costume, hang self from hot air balloon

space program

Shit Idk. Maybe because it's right in the OP post dumbass.

TOPKEK

kill yourself via old age

roll 4 this

OD on tea britbong boi

dew it

this

Do it the old fashioned way, drink pure bleach

old age

reroll

reroll

starvation

roll

This

If evens, death by aids. If odds, by nuclear bomb.

Btw, why are you going to kill yourself. Also, he or she?

Self immolation, buy some gas, douse yourself, and light it on fire.

rerollz

Rererolling

reroll

drink bleach

death by wicked fulfilling life at age 76

Kek

Rickrickity rerolled

Napalm. 1 cup of oil, 5 cups of galosine and half a bar of soap shaved, mix that up, stick and burn.

natural causes as an elderly

Razor bladed dildo up the ass. Also live stream plz.

This

Rerollorino

Roll

Napalm. 1 cup oil, 5 cups gasoline and half a bar of soap shavings, mix stick and burn to death.

don't do it

if dubs, firework in ass

Rolly-polly

Drown in your own cum

eat a lot of pennies

dont

Roll for napalm.

Burn your house down.

High building. Do a flip.

Go to a forrest, call the ambluence beforehand, make sure you are a organ donator, go to a hight about 2-4 meters over the bottom, hang yourself. Playe the knot a bit lefter under your chin, jump backwards. If done right, you will break your neck and die before you feel the pain. Other way: get some drugs, really fucked up, mabey some sedetives. Place yourself on the edge of a high building or bridge at night and wait till the drugs kick in. Youll eventually fall down and won't even know whats happening, also you will die happy.

Reroll

Reroll the reroll

buy blankfirer, paint it black, wait till dark, start shooting: cops will turn up and end you.
hugtackle an express train

Drink Clorox,
for life's bleachable moments.

Do a flip off a landmark

A "blank firer" is just a gun with blanks in it.

DO A FLIP!

I'm watching 1000 ways to die right now.
Take a bath full of rubbing alcohol. Die of intoxication through skin absorbtion

>isopropyl won't even get you drunk
>just kills you through organ failure and violent diarrhea/gastrointestinal distress

Sounds good for OP desu

old age get

Mix Bleach and Absinthe together then drink it all

reroll

but just dont take magic mushrooms, they would give you a bad trip you sure as hell would not want that while dying :)

Don't

Reroll

If your IQ is above 110 you shouldn't
The government spent some money on schooling you. Better get the best out of that money.

Consume yourself a high dose of jimson weed. You'll trip and then you die happy with a smile knowing you'll die in a drug intoxication. Or just drink bleach.

Roll

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when you Reroll don't pick fag

Rolling

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Are you Paul the Britbong Paedo?

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