Has a small dick

>has a small dick
>doesn't own a company
>thinks ANY girl will want him

silly boys if your dick is shorter than 16cm and you don't drive a Ferrari you should just hang yourselves :3

hiviarz ma małego ale niespodzianka

But I already have a girlfriend... Why would I hang myself?

yaaasss

So that I can get her

I never got the dick meme. Height, appearance, money, whatever, makes sense. But by the time she sees your dick it's already too late and she's not going to turn it down at that point unless it's a literal micropenis.

>microcock in denial

>But by the time she sees your dick it's already too late and she's not going to turn it down
Are you retarded?
And she might not turn it down, but you're not going to hear from her again 100%.

Why would women be impressed by your stolen Ferrari?

>tfw dick is 16cm
>still unhappy

I'm just average. No girl will ever say "wow user has a really good dick". It's not even going to be talked about.

Then again I've never had sex so idk lmao

Only short people care about dick size anyway.

>2017
>masturbating with a pussy

>16 cm
Lmao, if your "penis" is shorter than 20 cm you might as well go trans because that raisin between your legs is useless.

Stfu

That's what you think dummy.
Thots do talk about that

OH MY GOD

R A R E
A
R
E

and literally no one to witness this

İ used to be called rare too

I went from 17 to 20 thanks to jelqing, my cock is much darker now tho.

Guatemala aint rare.

Is 18 enough?

Too small

Need to be minimum 95th percentile penis size to get a girlfriend.

Also need to be in the top 0.1% of US income for a girlfriend.

>Dicklets with sub 25cm dicks
Lmao

>He's not a billionaire basketball star with a mile long BBC

If everyone owns a company then no one owns one right ?