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It's important to keep your lawn freshly trimmed

Good lookin out Pepe

Im just here for my files pepe

>not having artificial grass

you guys poor or what?

>having grass
What the fuck? It's like you actually want to die during the apocalypse. My back yard is a self-sustaining chicken coop and vegetable garden and my whole front yard is thorn bushes to dissuade would-be intruders

>90 degrees
>started mowing at 10 am
just got down mowing it's 2pm

Not in this fucking heat. My lawn is turning into a fucking desert

How big can your lawn possibly be that it takes you 4 hours to mow it.
It takes me 30 minutes at most to mow both my front and back lawns.

>My back yard is a self-sustaining chicken coop and vegetable garden and my whole front yard is thorn bushes to dissuade would-be intruders
too bad your wife is a big black bull bait

I will never understand this part of North American culture.

>have empty plot of land
>must spend money and effort maintaining it
>only time you use it is while maintaining it
>literally does nothing in return for all the maintenance

>>literally does nothing in return for all the maintenance

It provides a place to relax, to keep pets, grow a garden, increases property values, and pushes neighbours further away.

>mfw landlord mows my grass
>don't even own a lawnmower

I bet you say the same about your messy hair and unkempt beard.

>he pisses away money for rent
Cuck

They're good for kids to play on. If kids played in my backyard, they'd have poison ivy, snakebites and be impaled with thorns and sticks.

>waking me up at 1pm with that goddamn noise

I have a huge front/back yard. Then I have to trim edges and bushes

Every Saturday, senpai.

I don't even have a lawn

>Mow my lawn once a week
>keep it watered and green
>lady across street feeds feral cats
>cats shit all over yard
What do

>Whoops, sorry neighbor! I get a little confused ever since you took down the fence at our the property line.

accidents happen, don't worry about it

>tfw the only bush you have to trim is on your crotch.

my highschool football field had artificial grass. i never want to step on that shit again. it got so fucking hot during the summer because it was shiny and it always smelled like melting plastic. if you ever slid across it youd get friction burns everywhere. i fucking hate artificial grass

that's turf not artifical grass.

stadium had astroturf, practice field had artificial grass

then you went to highschool 30 years ago because artifical grass is literally the same as grass and isn't made with plastic