Be me

>be me
>be ystrday
>at my friend's after we had 10k run
>was gettin changed at bathroom after quick shower
>suddenly i hear friend's mom saying something to f's sister
>think she's going to upstair's bathroom
>oh, how wrong i was
>hear the door opening
>immediately jump into pants, towel too far to reach
>she walks
>see how she looks at my naked ass speechless, only quiet sigh
>she snaps out of it, rushes out saying sorry thousand times
>get dressed
>walk upstairs
>have my friend drive me back home
>i think he doesnt know
Anyone else?

I have two stories similar to this.
>went on a school trip when I was in college
>overnight stay at hotel that looked good online, turns out to be shit irl
>sharing my room with three other buddies
>our restroom doesn't lock
>we decide to put a paper to show that it's occupied
>first night I take a shower and apparently the paper fell off on its own
>friend walks in as I'm drying myself and my ass is exposed to him
>closes door and apologizes profusely.
>tells girls in my club that he saw my ass
>tells them that I'm pretty toned out.

Other story:
>used to work in administration for the college but one day they were short a man in the visitors center
>asked to cover so I go
>been looking at porn while at work.
>show up and they give me an office
>keep the front door open as I'm only a student and they need to keep an eye on me
>look around and see that no one can directly see into my office
>start masturbating my dick outside my jeans
>going faster as I'm getting closer
>suddenly notice that out of a sharp angle this lady can see my hands and lower body.
>oh shit.jpg
>she tells me that she is going to have a conference call and if I like I can close the door because it'll be loud
>close door and get back at it
>this time I'm going really hard with my hands in my jeans
>holy shit I'm going to bust a nut in this ladies office
>nut and there's a huge spot on my groin
>end up done for the day after another half hour
>walk to my car with my brain feeling like its swimming, I came so hard thinking that she saw me.
>tell friend and she thinks I'm daring.

Both of these are true stories Sup Forums

I'll try to save your fucking thread OP

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Another 1:
>went with 3 friends for airsoft campout at friend's country house
>after a day good spent of shootin eachother with plastic balls go sleepin
>in sleeping bags, all cosy and shit
>suddenly 1 friend asks if he could fap, cus horny
>we 15 so whatever
>he takes out his fuckin sony Ericsson
>uwotm9.gif
>he starts with pics
>after 15 mins goes with vids
>half an hour of fucken hardcore ass beatin we hear
>other friend joins
>mfw i had to listen to them group jerkin for almost an hour
>wherethefuckdoyouhaveallthisjuice.flac

>ex gf tells mutual friend about the size of anons dick
>friends openly discuss it
>using a urinal at the bar one night
>bro looks at my meat saber
>"user, homegirl says it feels like she is sticking a coke can into her jizz hole"
>we then walked the dinosaur back to the bar

>used to be friends with this girl who was my friends ex
>end up talking to her again after some time
>never actually met her in person, only knew about her and texted her
>text me one day that she's going to be on campus with her cousin and that she wants to meet me
>oh shit I'm not even dressed well today
>almost chicken out like a cuck but decide that I might as well meet her
>walk into student center where she told me I'd find her
>see this cute girl with curly brown hair sitting by herself
>muhdick.jpg
>go and sit down without saying anything
>she gets the hint and we hug and press tightly on one another
>she's got big tits probably DD so I'm in heaven
>Things go well enough aside from me being awkward because she's more beautiful than I thought
>she compliments me too on having wide shoulders and being taller than she expected.
>walk to a library study room with my friends and I introduce her to them
>she seems to be more social with them than me which I take as a negative thing
>eventually she ask one of my friends outside to talk about something private
>the study room has a window so I'm looking at them and they're faced away except for one quick second where she looks at me
>wtf is going on I'm thinking
>(later find out that she told him, "I fucking hate user :^))")
>watch game of thrones on my laptop and skip class to hang out
>eventually she has to Leave with her cousin so I hug her good bye and she leaves
>as she's leaving I'm staring at her huge ass

(1/?)

lemme taste sum of that love pole

in no way would this save a thread. that ass looks tainted as fuck. run away, or throw bleach on that thing.

>fast forward to that night
>"hey user I'm coming again tomorrow with my cousin"
>I'm thinking fuck yeah, this is going to be awesome
>tell her, "hey anonette let's hangout again"
>next morning we meet up in the same library room except this time it's me and her
>she looked angry for some reason but we were still pretty social
>she tells me that she has to leave soon and I tell her that I don't want her to.
>tension is building up in the room ever since the day before between me and her
>I tell her that I want her but that I can't because she's my best friends ex and that her still likes her.
>she says that they broke up two years before that and that it shouldn't matter to him because she's responsible for herself
>she opens the study room and I just give in
>slam her into the wall and start kissing her shoving my tongue into her mouth
>having been in a two year drought my hands reach for her ass and squeeze it hard, near her pussy
>she pushes me off and says that she has never experienced passion that fierce
>pulls on my shirt back into her and we start again this time she's grabbing me and I her
>we brake our lock and I realize I'm going to be late to work
>come to the sudden realization of my crimes against my best friend
>leave in a hurry practically about to break down
>bump into some other friends in the lobby only say hello and continue rushing
>(they later told me that they bumped into her after me and it seemed as though I was furious as a result of something she did)

(2/?) Anyone reading?

Real life is not porn where women bleach their anus.

Keep going

i's here

Now tell me how to find more

>realize that I fucked up and gave in
>there's no going back
Fast forward two days later:
>hey user I'm going to be on campus today again with my cousin
>tell her to meet me again in the library except this time in a different study room
>reserve a place just for us two
>she shows up wearing this pretty rose imprinted blouse and light blue jeans, her tits are accentuated by the lack of thick fabric, her ass is begging to be released from her tight jeans
>sit her down next to me and start talking about what we did
>tell her it felt good but that I shouldn't have done that
>she tells me that we shouldn't even worry about user 2
>my body can't lie to my mind I know exactly what I want
>start making out with her and I'm grabbing her breast this time.
>I'm rubbing on her nips and she's breathing into my mouth
>I stand her up and reach into her jeans, past her silky panties feeling her wet pussy
>she's looking at me with a devilish smile
>tell her we need to go somewhere else
>walk around campus holding her hand and a friend of mine spots us, fuck!
>ignore him and continue walking out to the empty tennis courts
>start making out again, I'm feeling her pussy with my right hand and groping her with the left
>I whisper into her ear if she wants to taste my dick
>I undo my jeans and reveal my average sized cock
>she gets on her knees and starts sucking
>ohfuck.jpg
>this goes on for a minute before she stops and shoves her tongue into my mouth
>we're both dancing with our tongues now
>get turned on even more because she was just sucking my cock with that tongue
>she leaves me a big ass hicky to let other girls know that I'm taken
>get dressed because I'll be late for work
>walk her back to the library and head back into work
>boss calls me in says that I can't be displaying that and that I must cover it up
>feel like an ass for the rest of the day

(3/?)

conttttttt

I actually got hard

Continue your tale friend

>find out that she won't be coming in for a long time because her cousin finished her business at the school
>only 18 at the time and I didn't even have my license or permit
>decide that I'm going to get my shit straight so that I can leave town and fuck her
>meanwhile we make do with Skype, I'm masturbating and she's edging me on with her tits or making tongue motions as though she's sucking on my pole
>it typically ends me with cumming all over myself and she gets massively into it
>we make it a game to see just how fast she can make me cum
>this goes on for a month and I eventually get my permit, I practice really hard and the day comes for my driving test
>hey anonette if I pass this test I will be seeing you soon
>yeah, we're totally going to fuck like rabbits she tells me
>pass the test and it's as though a huge burden is lifted from my shoulders
>that night the day after I tell my parents I'm going to go to the movies with my friends
>they tell me to be safe because it's raining hard and I'm not an experienced driver yet

(4/?)

I bet it's gon be rick roll, but go go power rangers

>I don't care for my safety at this point, I want to smash. I get on the 101 South and head to her town
>my parents weren't fucking around it's raining like a motherfucker
>my windshield wipers can't keep up
>suddenly there's these two semis up ahead and they're spraying water all over my car
>after about 20 minutes of driving on the 101 South I reach her town and park near her house. Just on the baseball field lots.
>get out of my ride as its not raining here
>I call her and she comes to me
>kiss her, hug her, squeeze her ass and then we get in my car
>tell her that I want to go back to my town
>she likes that idea too
>drive 20 minutes on the 101 North
>get to the local movie theater
>park outside and start talking
>tell her if she really wants to watch a movie or do something else
>she says that we can do anything I want
(5/?)

No, it honestly isn't. I'm telling a real story, I would post an image of her but she was underage by one year at the time..

how much more?

ez, keep goen bro, that some quality storey

>drive around town trying to find a quiet place
>can't find shit
>Safeway has cameras in the back lot
>call my buddy who is currently living alone
>ask him if I can use his house to conduct my business
>he thinks I'm in trouble and need to lay low
>no you fuckhead, I'm trying to get laid
>he starts laughing his ass off and tells me that he can't, his brother and gf are there
>end up driving around town and almost crash into a pole because of adrenaline
>decide we can go to the new home building projects where no one is
>drive to the edge of that place, there's still cars that drive by occasionally.
>I get my dick out and she starts sucking me off. I start kissing her and then I'm nibbling at her nipples
>I get her undressed and I'm undressed too
>both of us are in the backseat of my car at this point
>don't have a rubber but she tells me that she's on birth control
>I'm not a virgin but I've never not used a condom
(6/?)

gogogo

oh hell nah, never bareback if you not sure if she's on meds

youre giving so much autistic detail. stop telling us about how calling your friend and get to the good stuff. Its green text, not a novel

still better than fanfic.net

>Go to Luella's in Lincoln Square and order their spicy chicken and waffles
>Stop by friends house after
>commit a war crime in his bathroom
>leave

>she's laying on her back and I go in
>oh fuck she's kind of loose but I can feel her warm wet walls on my dick
>fuck her missionary but can't get into it
>she gets up and we do doggy style but she ain't feeling it either
>we both feel like this experience sucked so she asked me to drive her home
>I get a panic attack like a bitch because I feel like I underperformed, she assures me that I'm bigger than her bf, wtf.
>drive her home feeling a weird mixture of feelings, in between shaking and eventually cooling down
>drop her off and head home myself, it's probably 12 I think in my head
>Park my car and go to my room feeling crude, dick smelling like pussy
>she and I cut it off after that.
>bestfriend knew all along, tells me that we are no longer friends even after he told me not to
>my grades in school start crashing as does my self esteem
>escape in anime like a weeb
>eventually two years later now in the present I'm pursuing women again and it's as though nothing has happened.
>my childhood best friend and I reconnected and I'm doing well in school.
>still haven't had a gf but just yesterday I was with a special lady friend and I think we have something special.

I wouldn't be on Sup Forums if I wasn't a little autistic would I? I live in detail dude.

what a shitty ending
(why can i relate?)

hell, you should've nutted still man

Proud of you

I know it was shit, but it still happened. Life is like that sometimes. One year after me and her were talking very briefly.

forget bout that bitch, she told you she had bf, f her

my thoughts exactly. its like the end of every post is a foreshadow but actually only another irrelevant detail.
its like he accidentally the plot

I did user. She later dumped him and he apparently knew but didn't care. Worst part was that he was my tutor in high school some years before. She later went on to ride the cock courosel at her school.

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horrible ending. make it up next time. the rest was ok

I bet she stopped when she stick herself on some black dick that ripped her

Her bestfriend was my second girlfriend. I fucked her also but it was as if I was in a porno. That was some years before this story.

Who knows how many men she's had. She once fucked three athletes to cuck a guy.

lol you fucked a whore so loose you cuoldn't get into it.
seems like its no big loss to me

Yeah man. Exactly. After her, I ended up getting into this other girl who I founding campus, we hit it off and she turned out to be my cousin. Fucked up shit.

pussy is pussy partner!

I'm with you.