/heem/

no news boys

no fights

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fuck u

toothpaste plz

1,2,5 Dodson

1,2,5 Hendo

1,2,5 Hillary

>coral springs

EMBEDDED EPISODE 2:
youtube.com/watch?v=9YfjXwB6B5w

ITS REAL

>no news boys

1,2,3,5 Trump

Hillary got round 4 through the powers of feminism

admit it m8, you conspired with the stinky janitors to steal all my (You)s

fucking stop tricking me

>That Goobs punching bag
FFS, he's in their heads

>JJ bottle

Just fuck my shit up

Kook is in her head,mark my words

>Wonderboy not hanging around kids

Well thats a change

what an odd observation, you sound jelly.

Sorry lads, just not really feeling like Conor's gonna win this time. Maybe next time

Is he right?

no

if floyd, brady, lebron, ronaldo aren't billionaires he has 0 chance

how many billionaire athletes do you know of? i can only name Michael Jordan but that was basketball which is much bigger than MMA and it took him a shit long time.

losers focus on winners

winners focus on winning

they're focusing on me now yeh

Jordan is not a billionaire. His Hanes money barely covers his gambling habit.

Nuke New England

Nuke Ireland

New England is the shitty part of America

rural new england and appalachia are the only places that are actually american desu.

Schaub is gay

You wouldn't know

what the fuck is happening on JRE lads?

twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/796193083440373760

Thinking of moving to Canada like Brock Lesnar.

will she be ok if trump wins?

;_;

I tweeted out to eddie, asking what his plan was 'if conor got lucky and won'. Is /heem/ doing thier civil duty to get into Eduardo's head and making him envision defeat?

I saw that thread you made.

Shes legal and trump is my fight fan, its fine.

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mmafighting.com/2016/11/8/13567946/rashad-evans-explains-why-he-was-pulled-from-ufc-205

mmafighting.com/2016/11/8/13557760/jacare-souza-to-ufc-champion-michael-bisping-stop-running-from-me

thanx bb

>BEEEP shit up

I love jj

Liddell is and always will be my favourite Irish UFC fighter

Goobs comes second, I love him but he isn't quite the iceman

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Do you guys think Schaub will run for president one day?

Maybe Trump will amend the constitution so Conor can be his running mate.

He's trying to keep rapists and murderers out, not perfect qt fightfus.

>Tfw /heem/ got heem'd by election coverage.

Their connection is so shit I can't even watch. Missing Burr meme about Trump and $hill live.

looks like your boy might win

>mmajunkie.com/2016/11/rashad-evans-and-tim-kennedy-to-receive-ufc-205-show-money-but-kennedy-will-not-fight

Godfuckingdamnit.

could you guys fucking believe 2016?

this is seriously one of the craziest years in modern history.

>Charles Oliveira is good

trump bless

FOOK 2016

None of those people are as business savvy as Conor. Im not versed in traditional sports, but I would imagine floyd is the highest paid of the group and hes a retard who literally can't read. How is he supposed to invest in ways that best serve him. He's also too busy buying his gf of months a private jet for her birthday.

Khabib vs Johnson moved to main card?

youtube.com/watch?v=9CPAF4MfgCU

Bill is getting drunk, he just made a joke about people cutting their dicks off. lol

you mean feature prelim

rashad was on prelims

you are 100% right

twitter.com/Thebeast_ufc/status/796178939924402177

Anytime a fighter mentions they have 'something secret' theyre working on, like Eddie from embeded ep. 1, theyre doomed for failure.

Oh was it? well shit

I wish Miesha vs Pennington was the feature prelim but I guess they needed a piss break at the start of the main card.

If they get out of line, they're gone.

If Trump wins Cowboy will mention him in his post fight speech
cap this

Cowboy might lose

Gastelum is good

He hasn't really impressed me. His best win is Post USADA Hendricks

Cowboy is getting heemed m8

In light of trump winning I am going to put 20 on all the underdogs on ufc 205, can meme magic strike twice /heem/?

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He also lost a narrow split to Woodley that some people believed Gastelum won.

He's also only 25 lol

oh and also a narrow split to Magny. I realize those are both losses but he looked pretty good in both of those fights.

So wait, Jones is suspended AGAIN?

How retarded is this nigger?

209 WUT

It's for the same charge moron.

LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE

entimports.com/2016/11/special-new-york-themed-ufc-205-fight-gloves-revealed-look/
New glove design.

Trump will be the first fight fan president

He will make MMA great again

>What is Canada

Can Conor be considered as the GOAT after beating Eddie?

>"goat" losing to #10 ranked diaz LMAO

He's gonna deport Conor hopefully

Yeah but he destroyed him in the rematch and erased his loss so he's practically undefeated

>destroyed
hold on, you actually believe this?

He was the GOAT after beating Siver

Um, don't need to believe it, I watched the match ya goof
What else do you call 3 knockdowns against literally zero takedowns? Plus pic related

EL TRUMPO

Conor already has his bags of money. He can live comfortably for the rest of his life

We all knew meme magic was real since last year when Kansas City Chiefs won a playoff game for the first time in 20 years

That motherfucker spends just as fast as he earns.

What a crazy year.

Damn.

See

oh you mean when conor was literally saved by the bell in round 3? or the fact that the fight ended with diaz ontop of mcgregor when the bell rang in the 5th? shieet dog don't you have some animals to inflict physical pain upon?

Well the rules say when the bell rings it's over. Conor was using the rules to his advantage you fucking animal, it's not really that hard to understand. If the rules said the rounds last for 5 minutes and 10 seconds Conor would be prepared for the extra ten fucking seconds it's not fucking rocker science we're talking about here holy shit saved by the belt get a load of this guy was that the first fight you ever watched jesus christ

rewatch round 3 dummy goofball, was this your first fight? calling it a domination when he won by "majority decision" lmao. pathetic fanboy

Look a bit shit desu

kek, this year is ending perfectly

My 205 multibet included Hillary

rip

Dead before it started

>turnbull wins in aus
>trump wins in america
>goober will lose and retire for a year

everything i wanted this year is dead

Conor will win. Don't worry.

;_;

Hedged it though

>bloody lelbow on suicide watch

bloodyelbow.com/2016/11/8/13557654/donald-trump-ufc-205-weidman-cerrone-us-election-hillary-clinton-mma

Wtf I love tate now

me too m8

>MMA media tears