I asked last night, AND SHE SAID YES!!!!!

I asked last night, AND SHE SAID YES!!!!!

And she's fat and ungly so nobody cares

Was going to ignore but damn those quads.
Congrats

>ungly

"do u want mc donalds?"
"yes"

Fascinating. Anyone have that classic infographic of what to consume for pornstar sized cumshots?

Congrats. What stable are you marrying at?

I'm surprised they make rings that big. That thing is stuck on there permanently, though.

lel, I'm a swinger and have seen a lot of shit, never seen anyone with hands that fat.

lolled hard

That hand makes me nauseous

Good luck getting your ring back when you divorce
>boy your gonna carry that weight A LONG TIMMMMMME

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I thought Donnie Trump was already married. Good for you though!

old bait is old

kek

newfag is new

°

its fat please kill yourself and your fucking fat bitch

I dont think sea world is open yet

Congrats!

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Don't trust Stalin. He's a Commie! I'm a National Socialist. If you are wondering why I'm here, it's because I genuinely love the Japanese Empire and German Third Reich. It's a shame that the Axis lost the war, now most of European and Japanese youth have been emasculated and taught to hate their own culture, their own blood, their own heritage, their own heroes (Hitler and Hirohito, Himmler and Tojo.) And they are also taught about the Jewish lie called the Holocaust and Rape of Nanking!!! Japan and Germany did nothing wrong during World War 2!!!!

Oh and on the subject of anime, I only like Gintama and Berserk.... I guess maybe One Piece and Dragon Ball as well.... Bleach WAS good, until the Aizen arc ended (honestly should have just ended after the Aizen arc.) And I do enjoy Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, Trigun, and Naruto.... (Not exactly a fan of Boruto though. :P) Akame Ga Kill is good and depicts a Nationalist revolution just like Gintama does. =D

Am I a weeb? No. I'm just an anime fan. Not an otaku or a weeb. Just a guy who likes anime and manga.

But I also love old-fashioned European comics and animation like Asterix and Obelix, The Adventures of Tintin, stuff like that.

I'm going to turn 17 in a couple days.... I am of German, Polish, Irish, Scottish, Austrian, Finnish, Hungarian, Italian, Croatian, and a little bit of Japanese blood. I'm not ashamed of my heritage. I'm quite proud of the Ustase, Imperial Army, and the Waffen-SS. =)

I'm also a bit of a metalhead as well, I enjoy listening to Amon Amarth, Sabaton, Judas Priest, Slayer, Godsmack, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Sodom, Stratovarius, Dragonforce, and Blind Guardian.

I workout for fun and I've been working out for over three years now to keep my body in-shape.

My goal in life? To start up a Nationalist party, and hopefully spur and inspire a Nationalist revolution in the hearts of the people against the Globalists and the Bankers.

i love your shit nigga

Gottagofat*

Shall we go to McDonald's darling?

Stalin is nigga and Hitler sucks

Don't go to McDonalds

/Thread

So you are getting married to Ursula? good luck with that.

The social justice cult has infested every centre of higher education in the western world. It has taken over the vast majority of mainstream media in the western world. The social justice infestation has declared that if you're a Straight White Christian Male then you're not allowed to have a voice. So along comes a physical manifestation of #notyourshield and begins shining a spotlight on the dark recesses that have taken over American campuses. Milo Yiannopoulos reveals their hypocrisy to the world. To all the ignorant normies that have sent their children to these re-education camps.

Apart from revealing to the world that western universities are under the control of insane piece of shit traitors, Milo also pushes ideas that have long since become taboo. For instance, he pointed out that Jews have disproportionate influence, wealth and power in America. Another example is that the vast majority of all the good in the world was created by Europeans and that European imperialism, although still imperialism, was by far the most benign in history. All these non-European, anti-European cumbuckets that exist in Europe and European colonies should be thankful for near suicidal European benevolence. Former imperialist, non-European powers aren't nearly so benevolent.

By far, his greatest contribution to the Alt Right specifically is telling everyone that nobody should take the Alt Right seriously, that those in the Alt Right ironically hold certain opinions and whatnot. Thus when people are joking about non-Europeans or perverts, a member of the Alt Right can post hatefact memes or memetic hatefacts. Little by little, a normie's conditioning is whittled away. This is the only way forward as far as social change in the west is concerned. To hate on Milo or any others for being part of pedestal minorities is to miss the point entirely. The reason they push their identities is because they have to.

Can we go to McDonald's?

I haven't told anyone in my family, but Science has always explained why we are here better. For countless of years, I have prayed for things to get a lot better in my family, it never does. No one understands me and nor shall they. They always use the excuse of religion to make me feel down and bad about myself, and it hurts a lot. Recently, I have been praying a lot less lately, simply due to the fact I believe there is no one out there, nothing to support me and nothing to greet me at the end of the tunnel. I might start by telling my brother about it, but I honestly do not know what his reaction will be. Of course, this isn't going to change my morals for people. Everyone is treated evenly, I am honestly scared if my Dad finds out, because he has always been the most religious.

Would you like to go to McDonald's?

I'm a nice/respectful man,I tend to be senseative at heart which has caused me to be taken advantage of in the past so no bs please.I'm very laid back,easy going,and a bit goofy.I enjoy staying at home for the most part,but I wont protest to going out either.I have 2 children that I love spending time with.Im a total gameing/movie nerd.I like all kinds of music,from The Civil Wars to Crown the Empire.I really enjoy conversation and like to just hang out. Im very affectionate and enjoy someone who is as well.I love the little things in life.I like to make people laugh,so I like someone with a sense of humar who likes to play around.I take a relationship serious and think it should have equality 50/50 if you prefer.I'm looking to start off slow and see where it goes,I'm not looking for friends with benefits.Lets leave it at that,if you want to know more then lets talk.

>Science has always explained why we are here better.

Asking why we are here is equivalent to asking why rocks exist. Asking how rocks came about, or how humanity came about has answers that are worth knowing.

Jeweler here. We make rings of all sizes. I love making big rings for fat women the most though. Since it takes that much more material to make a ring for a manatee, they have to pay through the nose.

It isn't just the metal in the ring you see. To cast a ring you need at least twice as much gold to form the sprue that compensates for metal shrinkage during the cooling process. So if I need to have more gold than normal on hand to make an elephant-sized wedding band it means it costs me more to produce, hence a huge bill.

Watermelon. Chicken. Purple Drank. Air Jordans. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the White People attacked. Only the Niggatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Niggatar, an J-bender named Tyrone. And although his basketball skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Tyrone can save the hood.

Old picture
Fake thread
Faggot OP

She is going to lose that finger if that ring isn't removed.

This one is still fun/interesting though. It's not been overdone yet.

Why is this board such a crybaby reddit zone for underaged newfags who need to KYS?

I mean seriously it's 2016 and this board is still the equivalent of a tumblr no-trump-safespace for feminists. What do we need another Gamergate or something?

I like how you triggered SJWs feel the need to scream "muh Sup Forums" and "muh site invasion". It's like you phone posters don't realize that this is not a Weeb site. We do not need a manga board and all the NEETs pushing for Loli boards need to take a break from this site.

In fact over 30 of the boards on this site are non-weeb boards, kinda BTFO's all the Gookmoot supporters if you ask me. I think it's time to stop shit posting. In addition I think that the mods should resticky the swimming dogs post.

Frogposters are not cancer, but anime posters are. It's fine if you wanna sperg out and delete Sup Forums but there are a bunch of us here who just want to discuss Reddit and Sup Forums in a meta fashion.

Stop trying to enforce GR15; it's literally a meme. A bunch of you newfags memed hatred for ponies into existence and now all you do is cry about it like a bunch of autistic normies. Get over yourselves.

I'm also really sick of all this anonfagging that you shills keep doing. Use a name and stop trying to bring back Chanology. Guy Fawkes is a meme, and not the good kind. It's like all you normies just want to post memes on the secret club so you come to /qa/ for "ebin gets" and Bane posting.

All in all, this board is more or less just an echo chamber for tripfags to LARP. I can't wait for this /qa/ meme to be over.

>Jews fatten the population up because they know this.

Pretty sneaky really.

In a perfect society, everyone who hates on fat people should have to have one sit on their face and continue the experience as a protracted sexual relationship until a public document renouncing the bigotry is signed by the bigot.

There has been this thing going around the internet for sometime. And that is the slang "Kill Yourself" I would like to just say, this is NOT a joke, as my caption says.

People say this so carelessly and don't think of how it could actually be effecting the person, how much they could be bullied each day and hear these words. This is a real life crisis and happens every single day and you know what that does? It tears families apart.

It is not a fun sight to see someone you care about lying lifeless on the floor when you come home. A brother, sister, mother, father, grandma, best friend, anyone really. Anyone you have a strong bond with.

I want you to put yourself in a situation where you come home and that is exactly what you see.. a lifeless body of one you loved or had a close relationship with, the natural reaction is to scream and cry and try to wake them up.. that heartbreak during the situation and it is traumatizing.

Do not ever say "KYS" to someone if you would break down at the sight of one who did it and who spent time with you. These people have families like all of us, stop telling someone to do such a thing... now I get it's 1 life out of millions probably or however many people are on this planet but that's not the point. You're taking away one life and hurting multiple...

If you have no heart and don't care about people at all except yourself then fine. That's sad, but fine. So be it.

I don't even know where I'm going with this. I doubt my words will make a difference but I hope they do. And I hope people use "KYS" less. There's no other way to explain it except how I did. If you wouldn't like to lose somebody in that way then think about the other persons connections and how they'd feel if that one person you're targeting actually did such a thing.

>Can we go to McDonald's?
>we arrive at McDonalds
NO!

>AND SHE SAID YES!!!!!
her fingers look like bugles kek

The Argument is Civility. The Argument is Humanity. The Argument is Peace. We lose the Argument, we lose the debate, we lose ideas, we lose the free speech. We lose everything. Everything vanishes. Free speech undermines everything else that we hold dear. We lose that, there is nothing left to defend. And, people have been... People have been telling me this for a long time; not everyone, but some of you, and I have noticed. I've been listening. And maybe you're right.

I hesitate, because I so much don't want this to be true. But perhaps tonight, has brought it home to me. The possibility. A-And, I need you to let me know. Let me know in the comments below. Let me know. What you think. I'm appaled, but I always said I was going to condition my ideas according to the evidence. According to the facts. According to what is.

Maybe tonight is a sign. Maybe it's happened. Maybe the time.... Ah, I don't even want to say it.

Maybe the time for arguments is passed. Maybe this battle has moved beyond words.

Perhaps my job is over. It was always coming perhaps.

I am done.

For ten years I've been saying 'not an argument'. Tonight perhaps it has been made clear.

There are no more arguments to be made.

>crybaby
>calls other posters crybabies

lel

>Gookmoot

8th grade detected

copypasta is hilarious

While it does seem pretty jewy to do, it is really simple market economics. Higher overhead means higher prices. I'm not lying though about enjoying charging land whales exorbitant prices though. It's my little fuck you to them for their food-related degeneracy.

If you really wanna see some proper jewing in action however, just look to the diamond industry. Those markups are insane. The diamond you buy is worth maybe 50% of what you pay at MOST, including labor and overhead.

you gotta be trollin hard.....you didnt marry that whale
you got pissed because you wanted to marry your mom(whale in the pic) but she got married to
someone else.

mice/rats are pests i am sure people at peta kill them and cockroaches also since they are all cowards i bet they kill spiders as well i actually let spiders live and i eat meat unlike the evil peta killing spiders we need a spiders against peta law suit!

Did your teacher take away your smartphone and you have to use your mom's laptop until tomorrow to get it back again?

Not at all. In fact I belong to a religious colony where it's considered a duty to marry a big woman just to prove we aren't brainwashed by consumerism like you are. All the males here are under 200 pounds.

yeah that's right, good on you for using your obvious psychic abilities here

Bring me solo

>If you really wanna see some proper jewing in action however, just look to the diamond industry.
I can believe it. Pretty much dominated by kikes.

> I'm not lying though about enjoying charging land whales exorbitant prices though. It's my little fuck you to them for their food-related degeneracy.
Oh I agree with it, it makes me laugh too. It's just a very dastardly thing to do.

You're not going to get your phone back. Your teacher gave it to her kids and they're running your mom's bill up.

Quads even bigger than those saussages

Haha yeah it is. Serves them right for being fat though imho.

HO HO HO HO chakka no wookie

hahhahahah

Look at those Sausage fingers... im assuming her fingers are fatter and longer than your dick lol

Why do fat chick have weird fingers like that

Nice finger corset you got her there...

She must give amazing head and rimjobs

any dick would be small in proportion to her size.

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That bitch ain't ever tossed any salad.

Quick get the epi pen.

'cause the bones don't grow while overeating

b.b.b.but muh big bones!

30d 17h 34m. Time Played.

Allow me to take time to explain why I'm taking time to explain.

It started with the hype. An immense universe that would change the genre. A story that would be so incredibly immersive. Above all a game where a players would become legend through the series. Turns out I have just been in the Beta.

I supported you through the lack of a promised immersive universe.


I supported you even without the promised cohesive story.


I supported you through months without communication.


I supported you through changes that were so head-scratching changes that proved such disconnection from your player base.


But the promise that I would become legend? That I would carry my character onward throughout the series. That promise is what hooked me.

Painstakingly I worked to obtain…

49 God roll weapons.

All armor (including re-rolled exotics) at 95%+ on stats.

All Exotic Skins

All Holiday Gear

Nearly all sets and items from Ever-verse.

Nearly all Shaders and Emblems

Every single ship, minus Crypt Hammer and Nanophoenix.

But hey I can keep my characters appearance that I don't ever even see. Awesome?

This broken promise is cutting the cord.

Thank you for the adventures I have had, the memories are awesome.

But you have lied to me for the last time. I know you are just the community managers, I don't blame you, you are however the only voice I really have. Please carry my message upward.

No matter the game, no matter how cool sounding, I will never support Bungie again. Bungie has made it clear they could care less about "becoming legend." More so they have proven that honesty is with their player base is not a priority.

I’m Out.

A massively disappointed and dismissed hardcore fan.

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7am wakin up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seeing everything, the time is goin
Tickin on an on, everybody's rushin
Gotta get down to the GameStop
Gotta get my games, I see my Switch!
Switchin' in the bathroom
Switchin' in the bedroom
Gotta make my mind up
In which room should I Switch?
It's Switchmas, Switchmas
Gotta get down on Switchmas
Everybody's looking forward to play Zelda, Zelda
Switchmas, Switchmas
Gettin down on Switchmas
Everybody's lookin forward to play Zelda
Joy-conin' Joy-conin' yeah!
Joy-conin' joy conin' yeah!
Fun Fun Fun Fun
Lookin' forward to play Zelda!

Nudes? Lub meh sum big gurlz.

When I was in college I would hang out in the cafeteria and study at a corner table all day to save on meal tickets. So, I got to see a lot of people come and go and became a researcher of strange eating habits. There was this one kid that would come in just after the lunch rush and order the exact same thing every day: a plate with five hot dogs in buns with nothing on them but loads and loads of mayonnaise. Then he would sit down at a small table by himself and systematically lift each hot dog to his mouth and squeeze the greased up bun so the hot dog would slide into his mouth. He would do this with all five slimy mayo covered weiners. Then, he would delicately wipe off his mouth and carry his plate to the trash with five pulverized man-handled buns.

I think about that kid far more often than I would care to admit. Where is he now? Does he still hork the doggies, or has he grown out of that? Did he graduate college, get a high paying job with some business and now hork Polish Sausage smothered in high class holandaise sauce? I will never know. But I hope he found what he was looking for.