The last thing you ate is now the only thing you can have. How fucked are you?

The last thing you ate is now the only thing you can have. How fucked are you?

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I'm set for life. Fucking pizzza

no problems here

I had a jack in the box cheeseburger and fries

I'm gonna get fat. I'm fucked.

I'm fucked

im fucked

only 3 in a box?

that is fucked up

It is, there should be a pint worth of ice cream there.

That looks gorgeous OP. I'm from the UK and just paid £3.99 for a small bottle of maple syrup which is like 7 dollars for you probably, assuming you're American. How much does it cost out there, and do they just give it to you like that in a bottle in a waffle house or wherever you fat fucks eat?

Anyway for my dinner I had Chicken roasted with quartered lemons and Taragon, with boiled new potatos with butter on top and salad with a french mustard dressing.

My meal is actually nutritious, similar to what body builders eat and tasty. I'm not too fucked.

venison fried in butter from a deer i killed and butchered. fried to a crisp on the ouside juicy on the inside. best food on earth. im set.

why even bother putting it iin a box if its only 3

I am okay with this

I had tendies and mashed potato.

>6-Inch roast beef on whole wheat.
>lettuce, tomato, cucumber, onion, avocado and BBQ sauce.
>A bottled water and a pot of chicken noodle soup.

I don't mind. I like this.

Pasta and garlic bread. I'm safe from vampires

>being this pretentious

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Breakfast food my niggers

pelmeni
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I detect a problem in your filename, you fucking beaner

When is Sup Forums going to build a wall around hispachan?

new york roll from my local sushi joint

Yeah, pretty much fucked nutrition-wise.

nigger tier chicken tendies. dipping sauce tastes like ass.

fries are ok. they just need to fry them a bit longer so they have more crisp to them

>inb4 babies are a poor source of protein

Mmmmmmm lasgana

Mandarin oranges. Gonna be a healthy lifestyle

I wonder how long I could survive off of cliff bars and what health complications would arise from only eating them

>stop liking things I don't like

Asian pussy

You'd probably get Aids because everyone who eats Cliff bars is a huge fucking faggot

i didn't tell anyone to not like anything. i simply said their tendies suck. go ahead, eat nigger tier food. i'm sorry i triggered you, you delicate little snowflake

How long can I survive on jizz I wonder?

ask your mom

ask OP

A cough drop? I'm screwed.

pineapple pizza.. Im okay with it

Some delicious Bratwurst and Rice

im cool with it

I just ate spaghetti with pesto and olives, that's some good shit. Too bad it's salty as fuck, so I'm pretty much gonna die.

oi lad, I had a sausage butty

Mariscada, two lobster tails in, lots of calamari.

Can't complain

If anything I'm bi so you were close
The brownie ones taste like these protein bars I got as a kid from a bicycle shop I eat them because of the nostalgia

fuck

>The brownie ones taste like these protein bars I got as a kid from a bicycle shop I eat them because of the nostalgia

I'm just reading between the lines here...

It sounds like you were raped by a much older man when you were a small boy and you've repressed the memory of the taste of the semen into that of a protein bar

Bacon Butty. Well I'm fucked

Kek if that happened it's repressed beyond recalling because I have no recollection of that at all

boogers

I'll go down happy and fat

Makes me ashamed to be British

i'm ok with it

A tripple decker peanutbutter, strawberry jam, and grape jam sandwich on white bread. I'll live.

>At a Chinese buffet

I could probably live of bat wings for a good while longer.

Ham pizza and some salad on the side. Probably not the worst fate.

egg foo young, mongolian chicken, brown rice. I'mokay.

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kebap for sure

Meh

The plates and table look like Cracker Barrel, a sit-down American country food restaurant. Yes, anytime you get pancakes from there they give you a whole tiny bottle, but it's not 100% maple. Their food is super filling and not too expensive but it's all fried or buttered so it's not too good for you

I guess a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is okay

Fuck. I don't even really like macaroni and cheese.

This is gonna be a long rest of my life.

Fuck, I had duck flavored Nissin instant ramen.
I'm going to die of malnutrition within a few months.

Fuuuuuck. Does this count?

I miscalculated my penis's trajectory when I came and a lot hit my face. Some went in my mouth.

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stir fry with asparagus, spinach, carrot, beef, peas, gai lan, arrowroot noodles

im good just have to not eat the beef every time

Tendies and macaroni n cheese. Comfy

full chick roast dinner, im ok with this.
veggies, protein, good selection of foods on the plate, I can always not eat certain parts for a couple of days then swap over to mix things up a bit.

stfu faggot

Awesome, just had Tiramisu. My future is obese and diabetic.

Done
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>tfw i went to norms
>delicious new york steak with couple pancakes, eggs, bacon, and hash browns on the side
>tfw i had a hot fudge sunday afterwards
>i ate all this at 3 in the morning
I fucking love norms

You've got your protein, carbs and fat down. You'll be lacking in vitamins though.

I ate potato pancakes with sour-cream as a dip. Also had a pack of peanuts after. Not bad.

breakfast sub from subway so kind of fucked