Why aren't you bisexual m80's?

why aren't you bisexual m80's?


:^)

Just playing this. I have no idea how botw link could not turn you bi. He is so fucking hot. Especially cute when drawing the bow.

Is it bi if there's only one dude I actually find attractive? And that dude is link? And I'd 100% never fuck him unless zelda was in on that 3some?

Because I'm incel.

Breath of the Wild is a secret analogy for the new sexual "breath" mankind is taking into the future... exploring new mental territories (sexual and emotional)


Also, Wild Hunt was a prelude to this theme... mankind can no longer make sense of a patriarchal society without recognizing that it does men a disservice to not also be considered sex objects in their own right... Geralt is sexy too.

>Geralt is sexy too.
Everything else you said is wrong, but at least you have good taste.

Yes, you are bisexual.


bi - sexual
sexually attracted to at least one member of both genders

>not recognizing a joke that's over your beta brain

Dude... Breath of the Wild was made in Japan. The whole socially progressive movement has ZERO foothold in Japan. They give zero shits about western feminist views on patriarchy and sexuality.

If you have to point out that it's a joke, it's not funny.

Same guy. Duuude i love this shit so fascinating. Would love to write a paper with you or just discuss that for hours.

while I know that user's post was a joke, I still kinda like the idea of it

Bisexuality is just a phase, you'll snap out of it.

hai bb u wan sum fuk?

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trips confirms truth

It's funny to those smart enough to know it's a joke.

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Please explain to me why you think a Japanese dev studio is working with the modern feminist patriarchy conspiracy theory.

Personally I think it's much more likely that link being hot is just a mannifestation of the fact that the japanese are way more comfortably with deviant sexuality than the west typically is. In japan, third graders can buy hentai and porn if they want to.

ZERO FUCKS ARE GIVEN so long as people don't let it affect their personal or academic life.

Why can't it be bait and true at the same time?

No, seriously. Basic rules of comedy, if you have to explain it or point out what it is, it's not a good joke.

That's simply not true. Tons of good jokes go over dumb people's heads. It's all the more funny to those who grasp it.

Duh.

cmon

Because I'm not.
As simple as that.
It's not like it's a choice. At least if you ask faggots.

The only truth you can find there is that gay guys hijack the bisexual label sometimes because for some stupid reason they think it will making their coming out process easier.


For the rest of us true bisexuals, it pisses us off because it gives bisexuals a bad reputation as not being valid. It's bullshit and untrue. If you're bisexual, you're bisexual. Calling it a phase doesn't even make sense. Life is a phase - I suppose everything with it is also a phase in that regard, a phase that will last my whole life.

I deleted my comment because I replied to the wrong post. I don't agree with you.


Bisexuality is valid. Bisexuals are valid. Kill yourself.

Note how I said rules of comedy, not rules of telling jokes in a non professional setting.

To be fair, I shouldn't be applying rules of professional comedy to a mongolian basket weaving forum.

>/thread

Because girls smell better? And they're prettier? And you're much less likely to get a UTI when fucking a pussy than when fucking an ass? Because you can fuck your girlfriend basically anywhere anytime, but if you try that with a dude you're getting a chocolate coated dick? Because you're less likely to get HIV from a woman?

BECAUSE ZELDA IS PRETTY

But what if Zelda was a girl?


>also, you're implying people don't use condoms and that gay/bi people all enjoy anal sex, about half of them don't, you know
>also there are these things called hygiene and good diet, ever heard of them?

>implying people don't use condoms
I'm implying that there's objectively more risk if you don't.

>implying they all enjoy anal
I'm implying that there's objectively more risk if they do.

>hygiene and good diet
Yes, big fan, 9/10, would recommend heartily.

Great b8 m8.

Str8 ppl enjoy anal sex

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Uh... Admittedly I'm not an expert on Zelda lore, but isn't her having the Triforce on her panties kinda like the pope having a crucifix on his underwear?

Who else thinks Link is bisexual?


>he tops for Zelda and bottoms for Ganon

M O A R
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all of my Sup Forumsisexual Sup Forumsros up in hurrr

>implying link's hair doesn't smell nice
>implying link doesn't keep an immaculate boipussy

this

He's running around in the mud and dirty and blood, shitting in a pot and pissing on the fire! Fighting and killing and bleeding and skullfucking his enemies!

WE'RE AT WAR, SON!!!

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!!!

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is that Link's sex face?

Because I'm not attracted to males. Checkmate.

IT'S HIS WAR FACE!!!

HE'S BASKING IN THE SCREAMS OF HIS ENEMIES

OFFSCREEN THERE'S A DISEMBOWLED GERUDO PLEADING FOR HER LIFE

THIS IS WAR

No it's his war face. War makes him excited.

This is his sex face.

H-he's a w-warrior user!

I know. But why can't both be true?

post more link porn

bump

I have no excuse for my porn folders being such a mess. This is the last one I can find for now. Sorry.

Is Link waking up from a wet dream technically hentai?

If you're comfortable with it societally, it's not deviant by definition.

I guess you would call that moderately SFW?

And if this member is me or my father?

Perhaps it would have been more accurate to say aberrant or abnormal.

Yeah.

And it's another faggot thread... my goodness. There are almost too many to count.

Please post your feet, user. I need to fap.