Have you ever been arrested before?

Have you ever been arrested before?

I got detained but was released with a ticket/warning for being fat in a non-fat zone

Not troll, I live in uzbekistan

do explain

Yeah, a few times.

I got caught with a dime, and spent two weeks in.

Did another week and a half for unpaid tickets.

Can you explain?

I was arrested like 2 weeks ago. DUI, released the next morning. Feelsbadman

Multiple DUIs and did 90 days in county.

Twice.
First time dipshit bouncer decided to call the cops bc he saw me doing drugs in techno club (I was quite shitfaced)
Didn't find anything exactly on me, so I basically denied everyting
Pissed the cops off a little, was released and everything dropped.

Second time guy ratted me out, got caught while selling decent amount of Class A.
Fucked two guys over and was released.
Got no more than 100h of community service.
Yep, I'm white.

Yep
I have to get up at 7 in the morning to pee in a cup everyday.
It sucks.

What country makes you do that for what offence?

>be me
>Oklahoma
>16
>about to take a tab of acid
>businessasusual.gif
>start feeling it
>get kinda warm
>strip
>open windows
>black hole sucks me out into the night
>running
>near elementary school
>I hear yelling and get tackled
>still fucking tripping
>thrown in a cell
>delirious
>start playing with toilet paper
>they try to restrain me
>UWOTM8?
>get tased
>ecstacy shoots through my body
>rip the hooks out
>I'm chill now
>start coming down a little
>comfort myself
>"I'll be back in bed in no time
>lots of time passes
>tfw got arrested for streaking while on acid

Yeah. Once for possession (only few G of weed). Glad it did happend. Got only minor fine. I was a lawyer at the time and knew that nothing serious could happen to me. Its pretty interesting experience and I maybe quite enjoyed it in given circumstances.

US
I live in a state with nazi drug laws and all I had in my system was a little alcohol for getting in a fight with my dad.

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Two county sheriff's came to my apartment for something very illegal I had done and they found out I did it. I told them I have epilepsy and that I have to take 9 pills a day just to function (I really didn't have it and didn't have to take any pills). I just made up the whole lie on the spot.

They thought about it for a few minutes and decided to just leave without arresting me because they didn't want to be responsible for handling someone with epilepsy.They said it was a "judgement call".

There's no way I should have got out of that situation without going to jail.

That day I learned: Whenever police show up at your door, say you have epilepsy and you have to take 9 pills a day just to function.

Feel free to use fellow anons.

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So the state makes you take a test every morning? Fucking why?
Maybe you're skipping half the story, but that sounds inhumane...

>something very illegal

I'm not a nigger or scum, so no.

It is inhumane.
they wanted to give me 20 years for elder abuse even though he didn't even want to press charges.
Fortunately I was sentenced to some bullshit slave program which I dropped out of and turned my self in for an alternative sentence.
They make me go to a rehab program and I have to drug test every day which sucks because sometimes after work, I really want a pint, but can't have it.
But yeah it's real fucked up here. People getting their kids taken away and shit for dumb reasons and making them go through years of rehab.
That's what happens when you privatize the prison industry. They look for dumb reasons to throw people behind bars.

I live for this shit

ok so I'm googling Uzbekistan non-fat zone, obesity and other such things but not turning anything up so i would like an explanation as well

Had a gram of weed on me.
They proceeded to beat me up in order to snitch.
As they realized that they won't get it out of me, stuffed me in a cell for the remainder of those 24h. With occasional beatings inbetween.
Croatia.
>mfw a month before weed got decriminalized

Enjoyed it?, please elaborate

20 years? That's ridiculous.
Here you barely get that for homicide.

He's a lawyer. He basically fucked around with the cops as he held the knowledge.

That sounds fucked up m8

Few times, British - we drink and fight.
Just night in cells, nothing too bad.

Got pulled over stoned as fuck once with too many people in my car (all stoned), made a guess, told the officer I was straight edge, he asked what that meant, so I bored the shit out of him explaining what straight edge was and he let me go thinking just my mates were stoned.

which fucking state is that?

Well, you see, user is a troll and you are his target. You've taken the bait which is what the troll wants. This makes the troll happy.

More like
>look at this blazed pillock
>he thinks I don't know what straight edge is
>I better let him off the hook, I don't feel like dealing with this dunce posse
>I wont even report it so I'm good if they kill themselves driving en route

After reading some of these posts I feel like either the cops are really lazy or stupid or they're just thinking something like "well, he made out all of that shit, at least he made and effort" and let y'all go with a warning...

I got caught up in a bad situation once, dropped a tab of acid with a bud of mine. We were having an okay trip until police showed up. I immediately had a bad reaction and attacked the police officer with my guitar.

Was in over a three day weekend then got out. Serving probation now.

Once.
I got caught stealing from my work.
Didn't get put in cuffs but got taken to the station.
Had to pay about £180 in fines.
Funny thing was I got searched at the station and had a joint hidden in my shoe that I hid in there before the police turned up.

Police simply don't have the manpower/resources to keep people in prison for minor offences.

He must have struck a chord

i always knew that was a likely possibility, but the possibility of such zones existing was too entertaining to completely disregard

Yes what do you want to know?

Other side of the wall fag here, just to give you a peek at how laughable the police is here:

>Got really drunk at a party at a friend's house
>got into an argument because of song choice by the Dj
>fought him and threw a beer glass bottle at his head
>he's fucking bleeding like crazy
>neighbors call the cops, they arrest me and put me in the car...

>they drop me in the next street after offering them $50 pesos (around $2.5 US dollars).

Poor dj Khaled though...

Yes I was falsely accused of raping by my best friend for raping him multiple times in grade 8, staid in jail overnight. Proven innocent now though.

I was scared shitless of Mexico. I felt black.

If you fight over dumb shit like that you belong in jail.

did prison time, my bitches!

>I was on the music fest with friends,
>drinking all weekend,
>during that we went to park to roll a blunt.
>I was rolling.
>Two guys aproaching us
>I think to myself "bet they are going to beg for some weed"
>Badge.jpg
>From the start, I know exactly that any in my case, i could only get laghtable fine (i make that much in one day), so nothing to worry about.
>"No officer. I was only rolling for myself. No these poeple have nothing to do with this"
>HerroOfTheDay.jpg
>Was in only for two hours
>Allways wanted to see how it looks like and feels like. It was like rollercaster ride for me. You know nothing can really happen to you, but still intense. Dunno, kind of exciting. Maybe iam just weird.
>got laughtable fine
>get back to party, witch cool story.

It was great.

How many dick did you suck?

How does toilet wine taste?

Kek

>be me
>living in shitty alabama
>go to faggot uni, freshman year
>already failed most my classes first semester, near beginning of 2nd semester
>tried every drug, except meth heroin & crack
>did a lot of xanax
>one day I ate 3 weed brownies
> 30 minutes after dose my friend invites me to his car for a weed sesh
>can't smoke in dorms cause windows don't open (fire hazard af)
>cops get called on us
>5 cars show up, one being a suburban
>they surround our car
>scale in pocket (not a dealer, too poor & addicted)
>hide scale under floor mat
>pull out phone and try to text my parents i'm getting arrested
>theytakemyphone.mov
>line us up
>get cuff scratches on my friends car
>they search the car
>instead of finding the scale they find molly
>holyshitwhosisthat.jpeg
>cops take me and the girl sitting in the back to the station
>tried to give me possession (had nothing on me)
>sit in cell for 8 hours while the kush kicks in
>niggers ask me why i'm in there
>tell them it's cause i was kushing in the parking lot of my dorm & my faggot RA ratted on us
>they tell me a story involving their neighbor & a trashcan
>the most nigger jail story ever
>get released grand theft auto style
>walking into complete darkness and have no clue where I am
>walk for 10 minutes, and suddenly I see a light in the distance.
>see my other RA waiting for me in his truck
>takes me to sonic
>2 months go by
>go to court
>refused to go drug test route
>pleaded youthful offender
>gtfo of alabama a month later
>i got charged with drug paraphernalia
>others got felony charges for the molly

this pasta again

It's not that bad if you have money, people with good income live a very different life here than what's painted at films...

For instance, an adult dating an 14+ (sometimes even as low as 12 depending on the state and how the girl dresses) is overlooked, you're only considered a pedo by society if you hang with children below 10. In a state called Sinaloa (where Chapo is from) it's a pretty common sight to see low level drug dealers picking girls up from high school.