I have no witty remark, and I must OP

I have no witty remark, and I must OP.

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Stop being killed in Nioh!

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its almost like being a faggot is cool these days

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No.

Your faggot.

Yes

Being a middle-class white straight male is no longer cool

it never really was

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Some creepy drunk twink got handsy last night at the club, but I got to watch a cute Hispanic guy dance without a shirt for an hour so that was fun.

you went clubbing? interesting

It was interesting.
I was a nervous mess until I was drunk.
I danced a bit, met a drag queen, and played pool.

You're a drag queen.

we should go clubbing together in atlanta

he has a beautiful ass for it but the facial hair kills that idea

Size queen.

That would be fun.
I actually plan to go there now and then.

I am actually clean shaven right now.

Then you haven't seen some drag queens.

No, only small benises for you.

guuuuuuurrrl

No benises.

Do not "guuuuuuurrrl" me.
I am a man. A manly man.

That works too.

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I told you, don't you fuck with meee

I AM A MAN

Not really.

Well, in theory

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I've yet to see benis to prove otherwise.

All of you can die.
I am a man. A tempest of machismo.

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Snuffles has seen my benis enough to vouch for me.

did you and snuffles have the sex?

wudn u lik 2 no

Squash fucks everyone.

-u

only if you recorded it and one of you is a bear
has he fucked you and hunnibuns?

Fine.

>Sqash fcks everyone.

Happy?

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Unlike you I was not blessed with a rotund body.

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

>snarf talking about nothing but sex yet again
color me surprised.

This thread

I'm actually really skinny, it's luc that has that sexy bear bod.

God free me from this mortal shell.

Why are your sonas reversed then?

they aren't my sona is the luxray, his is the typhlosion. He just likes to post luxray pictures a lot and I like to post his typhlosion stuff a lot.

Not me!

>Katia talking about Snarf again
Color me surprised.

lets talk about sex, baby
lets talk about you and me
let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things that may be

I feel tricked.

than we can say that he hasn't fucked everyone. He certainly hasn't fucked me.
>you have been le trolled 'eeks dee'

Now if you will excuse me I have to drink bleach for what I have just done

youtube.com/watch?v=t5syIdpPXOs

I'm good at sex you're bad at sex
I'm good at sex you're bad at sex
I'm good at sex you're bad at sex
I'm good at sex you're bad at sex
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex ssssseeeeeexxx

Hunnibuns is actually too twinkish for Squash.

it's okay, I'm disappointed in myself too.

>Everyone to me

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Squash wouldn't want me at all then. Good to know.

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evening gents

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He's a sllllllut. But a sllllllllllut with requirements.

hello zaryss

Go to bed.

how's it going

what? why?

hey, how's it going?
well that is....slightly more commendable.

There are naked boys in bed.

it's going okay i suppose, yourself?

i don't see them in bed

same, I need to update a listing for a roommate so I can hopefully get one in time if I need to, that and watching trihex play the new legend of zelda game.

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hopefully that goes well.
neat, i haven't actually seen anything to do with the new one yet

You can only see them if you are in bed with your eyes closed.

how am i supposed to see them with my eyes closed, silly

They'll jam their penises into your eyes.

How are you boys doing in here?

that sounds painful

ehhh, so-so you know?
yourself?

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Not looking forward to work.

Ups and downs here, kinda need to find a way to escape the cycle. Drinking some herbal tea at the moment.

Tell me about it. Work is man's inhumanity to man.

>A Serbian Film

Exercising, posting porn.

yea I'm hoping so, otherwise luc is going to have to tell his father about me and see if I can stay with him for a bit and I would feel really bad about it if I did.
I am doing okay, you?

But they have such sights to show you.

Closing on a Sunday is shit. Only 6 hours, though.

yeah i know the feeling, i wish i had something to say that would help you out.
tea is nice

oh, do they not know?
why would you feel bad about it? is luc's dad a sort of character that wouldn't be okay with it or something?

Are you enjoying yourself with both activities?

I'm good currently, but not long from now I'll be contemplating life and death again.

you should dress up as a maid and take pics

i don't want to see it if they're jamming their cocks into my eyes

I told Luc to threaten them with puppies.