Why is she so perfect, Sup Forums?

Why is she so perfect, Sup Forums?

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>triangle head
>jew nose
>green skin

fuck off i bet you jerk off to phineas and ferb too right faggot?

>implying you wouldnt

Conflicted and guilty. Paranoid. Insane in bed.

Because she's the perfect combination of amazing, and powerful, and beautiful

yet so tenderly vulnerable and adorkable. She's obviously the Best Game. But don't you just want to squeeze her until she poofs, despite her clearly superior qualities?

I wanna fuck tak too

BACK TO

Explosive pussy

No faggot

kys. Lapis is better.

Peridot besidot

Because she is not real, so you can pretend that she would actually like you.

She would love me, and id tenderly fuck her while she peeps and wiggles

finally someone talking sense in this thread

You're all insane. Pearl is way more sexy and complex and adorable.

>pearl
>complex
pearls personality consists of nothing but salt\but she is the most aesthetic gem

Amythest is my shit. A little thicc, her playful personality and disregard for rules makes her even better.

fuck steven universe and it's gay fanbase
i swear the day rebecca sugar dies i'll throw a big party so the next day i will shit and puke on her stupid grave

fuck you, i mean it

I feel you man. Shes best besides peridot

because she's your height

Why so salty user. Did you get a boner from a space rock and rage?

>lil thicc
boi she is fat. she is hot but she is fat. she is 2nd best gem

never seen this show and don't want to burn brain cells doing so. Can someone clue me in on why SJWs cream their pants so hard over this shit?

Because gayness. Show is actually against sjws if people actually watched it

How come dude?

necause diversity and people can be fat and depressed in it and shit. basically there wet dream also lesbians

I love the show, but what do you mean?

most of the characters are gay illegal aliens

>Sup Forums
wrong board

pretty decent show, just stay away from any social media/imageboards/blogs regarding it.

should have known it was the same reason they all acted like Gone Home was the greatest game ever.

You're all idiots, Garnet is the best gem(s)
Hot as fuck while in fusion
but is also down for threesomes

Uncle andy being good, rocknaldo mocking sjws, being bi with most of the gems and not shaming straights

shes so bland. no emotion. literally a square. (square hair) also confirmed she wouldnt want a relationship with humans so i cant fantasize about her smd

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It's a pretty good show, although some of the latest episodes haven't been so good

Take it to /sug/ faggot

Haven't seen the show but I want to check it out.

Is there an episode I should start at to see if I like it? Does it matter if I watch it from the start?

I liked it, until i could not stand them shoving thier ideas down my throat.

>women are strong, see?!
>being gay is ok!!
>men are so simple

The one episode where that pilot wants to take back his barn was the last straw.

any episode you think is boring you can skip honestly
start episode 25

But men arent shown to be dumb. The pilot taking back his barn was the good guy in the end.

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What are you talking about with the men are so simple thing? Greg is one of the most detailed characters in the show.

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perfection

Wtf happened to my picture, why is the thumbnail like that?

>hey everybody look at this opinion. so you should stop liking it since i dont. i dont have anything to say so im just gonna interrupt your thread with dumb shit
you wanna cookie?

This.

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As is the men can hardly fend for themselves. They need the gems who are clearly women based even if genderless

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Thats with the other human women too though
Nice argument faggot

Yeah, I guess I wasn't thinking of Ronaldo.
They really do make an ass of what he is supposed to represent.

Thanks for the insight Brody

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i'm not that sick dude...

You jerk it off

Yeah, I like it well enough.
Try not to lose sleep over it dude.
I love you.

I love this thread wtf

Switch those genders and you sound like an SJW. Just because most of the heroes in the show are girls, doesn't mean that the show is putting down men.

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but i'm your mother!

the autism in this thread is fucking radioactive

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>nobody posting the the cheeto yet

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hnng

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Post tak porn

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only 2 more after this

Peridot is best gems and this sick get proves it.

Fail

And last page

Steven universe sucks.
Fan base are babies.
>Steven universe is an abortion.

>Implying any show or any fandom isn't an abortion

What the fuck does that have to do with beating my dick like it owes me money to these thicc girls?

Bump

I tried.

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Bump

Lesbian space rocks