Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>no claiming waifus that have already been claimed
>post pics of your waifu
>insults must be original
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>3DPD
>dogs are not waifus
>remember to take naps
>most important: Get comfy and have fun!

Claiming best girl

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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
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Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o

finnish negro :o

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Still here

*sip*

>Claim

(Alice Bun-bun)
Do you drink anything else?

(Anonymous)
Alright I'll go to his apartment and hangout.

(Ham)
I don't have a Discord :(

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Out of curiosity where did you find it?

Good I think he just needs some people is all.

Milk at breakfast and supper
I pee a great deal. I drink a lot of water because my mouth is always dry. I think they damaged whatever generates saliva, or the nerves when I had surgery

Make one, makes it easier to play games with me and others as well!

I am ok-ish, wish to get better.

Im starting to play some of the easier insane tracks. I think Im ok at it.

I wish Eu showed up a bit more...

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カラミチーマス

Pixiv originally, then it popped up on a Booru afterwards.

That thumbnail fooled me at a glance.

Really ok, what grade though?

>inb4 SS with 100% accuracy

I mostly get low--

I mostly get low grades.

can I talk with you?

Its pretty great. I love it.

>remember to take naps

Night

I'm his only friend because he doesn't want people to have to deal with him. I'm going to go for now because Hamakaze is being lewd, goodnight~

Then why are you fat...............
Anyway I have to go, Hama is peer pressuring me to do lewd things and it's making me sad.

I'm not a gamer! Goodnight, Hama-chan. Get some rest.

Cute claim.

Here's the other one if you're interested.
>I'll post the full pic in my next post.

I can get a couple to B but yeah mostly Cs. Im happy to just pass them tbh
Yeah I know. Its sad. Goodnight

Wait no, it was just a friggen meme dood! Don't go ;~;

Alright I guess I'll look at the IS tag
He went to sleep and doesn't go in thread like at all
Nice

Oh,okay. I guess I'll see you tomorrow then

I'm going to sleep I guess then

That's good! It's better than nothing.

goodnight

Claimu

Goodnight Alice!

Night alice :o

Yeah. Samurai won.

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Oy vey look who it is :)

:o

Is that a Vigil?

Hi misaki :)

:o

how's work?

I think I might have an idea as to his whereabouts.

Eh, it could've been better.
Glad I am back in the comfort of home.

replies will be even slower than usual if you're that guy because of vidya.

Works almost too well.

Tinami sometimes has good stuff too, though the last time I did a thorough search there, there wasn't English menus like Pixiv.

Nice version of The Scream

can I talk to you on discord later?

i'm glad you're back too:

Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed

:o I know right

Cute :)

Hey kid

How's life?

I'm bored. What do?

For a little while, yeah.

play a game fap or shower.

I'll search h the booru when. I get the chance
Oh?

Is misaki a loli?
>kid
Why are you calling me a kid?

Hi

Hmm, well I have been edging all day. Maybe I can finally release and see what happens.

Where are her tits?

Psst. Hey, saber and Eu are erping heavy in the DMs. I saw the erp logs and oh boy it's steamy. Eu spends his time with saber and the two have sexy, hot, raunchy, erotic, kinky, tantalizing erp

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Send a message whenever, I'm around.

'Evening, Juvia.

The one with Berserk Eva 1 is my favorite since the default expression on it is perfect for the background.

Been busy, but today was a good one for doing absolutely nothing. 1/2 day of work tomorrow since I had to go in on Saturday to get fussed at by some of the angry general public.

It's March, you're not supposed to be jerking off.

Yes

>see: no tits

I don't have you added

Something to do

>and just like that his waifu disappeared
>not stolen mind you, she up and left in marvel of these trips
Check'm. And yui is coming with me

That doesn't make much sense, last time I checked, Eu was with Nano.
Post them!

Hello there, Mikan.
It's good to see you again. I've noticed that you've been visiting these threads a bit more often.

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler ctr and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

The only one I have is Yui
:o

But she's 15-16 right?
Wouldn't that just be that she's a flat chested teen?
Also she has b cups at least

Nice try

>pic related

You know, it's funny, I heard the exact same thing around the time the Israelis were in the southern Lebanon

t. lived in Marjeyoun but never saw this confirmed for myself

It's joke silly. I just wanted to mess with people for a bit lol

Hello yui
How are you?
Hello Hama
>dubs
Hello.
How was your weekend

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It's been a month since I've talked to him though. Maybe I should ask him next he's online.

>Saber and Eu erping
>Ever
I'm not falling for that bait.
Knew it.

Hold up, you made a Discord? I thought you were against that?

Hi
I could be better
How about you?

Anything in particular you were wanting to discuss?

A little work, mostly relaxing and catching up on some vidya with friends. How about yours?

Evening

She's supposed to be 18 but we all know how true that probably is

I'm pretty sure those are As btw. Not an expert but have seen Bs before

Thats not me

Wait what? Why not?

Yes it is... I own you now, Hamakaze.

I already belong to like six others so all I can give you is an IOU

In the manga I could've swore she was younger.
You might be right, though the fact of the matter is that there is something.
Also, she does have something and it is shown in the manga. Definitely not totally flat chested.

Why cant I dream of big bouncy titties?

妻はクレーム

top tier husbano

good taste desu

I don't see their guns pressed up against your supple body...
You're mine now, meat.

How so?
I'm alright. The weekend helped me feel better at least.
Saw some friends i haven't seen in a while. Played some vidya and relaxed.
Now it's back to work tomorrow.
Well hello then.
Hello anyway.

Hey hey, Ruru.
Likewise. Yeah, I have. I'm not sure why, really.
Although, hey, have you seen the latest version of /Waifu/ Hill?

It's about that guy if we're talking about the same thing

I use it to talk to people on an individual basis, but that's all. It's the groups I don't care much for since that's not my cup of tea.

Hey hey. I think our replies may have missed each other a little bit ago. How's classes going for you?

Houki#0242 whenever you feel like adding.

Then add me already. ColdCabbit#4099

Nice kimono
Yeah he'd probably like talking to you again
Nice meme user

もう一つ

Idk, just got off a particularly difficult day of work.
That's good.

M'am, I am a 2,065 metric ton boat with six 127mm guns. I outdo your little peashooter

Hello stranger

ミクちゃんはほんと完璧です~

Well what was so bad about it?
Or if you don't want to talk about it that's fine too.
Why do you bully. All I've done is be nice and kind to you and all you do is bully me
>

Why dream when you can imagine big titties?

Its just not the same.

Try sleeping to that lucid dream inducing music or whatever.

Well all I will say is that working for people is hard, especially highschool cheerleaders having a banquet. They laugh at you when you mess up evem a little.
And stuff happened that I'd rather not have to explain.
So basically stupid stuff.

Because I secretly want to lewd you but you dont have a discord

Boobs