Did you guys know you can just call Steve Albini anytime you want to? He doesn't actually have a home, he lives in a room at Electrical Audio with his wife. When you call EA he actually picks up the phone! 24 hours a day!
Two things you need to know about this situation: #1: he can't change the EA phone number because they've stopped issuing landline numbers in Chicago. #2: Steve will answer the phone after all the other EA employees have gone home for the night and he will talk to you until you hang up. This drives his wife crazy as shit.
you already posted this it's not really that funny
Noah Johnson
Why do you want us to talk to Steve so badly
Wyatt Ortiz
Has anyone on here actually called Steve?
Luke Foster
Anyone know if Albini has good memory of the lesser-known bands he's recorded?
Jaxon Mitchell
Is this actually freaking true?
Levi Sanchez
I'm gonna call him and read each of these threads out loud to him
Bentley Hernandez
yo my nigga albino remember me we shared a van a while back man what the fuck even are names just call each other whatever
Wyatt Morris
I called and started screaming HAVING A FISH FRY NUMBER ONE FISH FRY until they hung up
Juan Richardson
Albini is an admitted pedophile. >Jaded as I am, I can't help but flip seeing a girl and guy of twelve or thirteen, tops, ramming Martel bottles up each other's asses. These are not the Dutch equivalent of abused trailer-park kids, either. They look to be in excellent health and seem to be honestly enjoying this. Makes all the conventional arguments against this kind of thing seem really silly. They're kids. Kids like to play with their own and other people's privates. They're just being photographed at it. Now, people who get a voyeuristic charge out of watching them, like me, I guess, well, we've got some grip-on-reality problems. >There's maybe 1% of all pornography that has any effect on me, and it's definitely not a turn-on very often. But when it is, and it's as weird as this, it's pretty hard to take. petdance.com/actionpark/bigblack/tourdiary/
Leo Brown
It just keeps ringing
Owen Kelly
...
Jace Roberts
>410 error
Yeah, I'm sure you didn't make that up. Wayback that shit or gtfo
Daniel Sanders
...
Ryan Watson
i guess i'll call on monday
Christian Parker
I don't really see the point in prankcalling or wasting the time of someone who I respect
Connor Watson
>t.numale
Landon Bailey
lol it's a well-known quote
Ayden Morales
N-No I'm not a nu-male I swear! Here I'll prove it, give me that number I'll call him right now!
Austin Price
...
Jaxson Carter
>Dan's an old friend. I've known him for 30 years or so. I'll help him do whatever he wants to do, from wash his car to edit his album. What did he mean by this?
Brody Howard
I think i found my next album cover
Samuel Thompson
I don't really like Steve Albini and don't really want to talk to him.
Carter Sanchez
kek
Ethan White
Why don't you like him?
Dominic Lopez
lol Just so everyone's aware in the actual quote he's talking about buyer's market guy
