Weird kid from school thread

Weird kid from school thread.

>4th grade
>smelly girl
>hormonal issue+dad smoked+didn't like to shower+white trash
>kids made fun of her
>had a crush on me later because I stuck up for her once
>kids making fun of her at lunch table
>tries to double down and disgust them
>mixes weird shit into her chocolate milk and eats the slurry
>then pours the slutty on to the oval pizza and takes a bite
>we all run to the bathroom to vomit

>5th grade
>Kendall
>Glasses
>Bowl cut
>Always pronounced his syllables fully, and spoke in grammatically correct sentences
>Robotic voice
>A bit of a list
>Stood alone during recess
>Would start long monologues about chess or ghosts if you attempt to just say hi

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>High School freshman
>Christopher
>The biggest fucking Sonic Fan ever
>Do you like Sonic?
>Hm, yeah, Sonic was okay..
>I fucking love Sonic I have all the games and watched the show and oh I draw Sonic art on Deviantart check out my stuff
>Eh, sure man no problem
>Click, click, click through the pages of his "art"
>End up finding crudely drawn Sonic rule 34
mfw

Kek more of these
7th grade
>Matthew
>Black kid
>Other than the one Russian kid and the weird Paki kid, only kid I've seen coming to class with a button down and tie
>Jehovah's Witness
>Let EVERYBODY know it
>No birthdays celebrated in class, against his religion
>Nothing that even hints at holiday celebration, like secret santa, or the school and PTA would hear from his mother
>I'd prefer if he just listened to 50 Cent and wore Tims

FUCKING BUMP LADS

Captain going down with the ship.
Page 10 here I's come massa.

>5th grade
>Brendon
>bowl cut
>always talked about planes
>wanted to be a pilot
>stood in the corner and barely spoke
>began every sentence with "actually" and his index finger pointed up like a fag
>milf mom
>ran like a fag

>11th grade
>sees Tourette's syndrome sperg
>gonnaBlate.jpg
>autistically screeches "TURBO BLAST" and runs down the hall with arms back

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>Black guy
>Got picked on in high school in Brooklyn
>Became a punk rocker and got in a lot of fights
>Became a skinhead and won most of the fights
>Got jumped by guidos occasionally
>Went to college and became a computer tech and a master potter
>Other blacks still think I'm weird today
>Fuck being normal

>high school
>kid, Kevin, has been developing tendencies since middle school
>school shooter tendencies
>plays dnd
>draws tons of axes and swords and demons and shit all throughout class
>p bad ass drawings
>anyway
>starts wearing trenchcoats and all black shit during freshmen year
>says super max edgy stuff to anyone who tells him to fuck off
>tons of classmates troll/roast/bully him
>he's a bigger kid, so he manages to fuck up a few of the weaker ones
>junior year
>everyone has school issue laptops
>kevin leaves his open when he goes to the bathroom
>kids go through it, find all kinds of word documents right out of the Anarchist Cookbook
>homemade explosives, zip gun blue prints, homemade napalm, tennis ball grenades
>everything you need to send all the chads and stacies into a dudebro panic
>june 6th 2006 is coming up
>rumors are circulating kev is gonna show up strapped and waste everybody
>im not worried, i never bullied kev, always made an effort to let him know i was a decent human being
>have chemistry class together, along with some of his top tormentors
>a few days before 6/6/06
>tells one of his biggest roasters that if he's "#1 on my list"
>turns to a girl sitting at the lab table across from him
>looks her dead in the eye
>"you're #2"

long story short, nothing ended up happening on the 6th obviously, but he was pulled out of class and searched by the schools head of security and a sheriff officer and he had like a dozen knives on him in his trench coat, including a fuckass big bowie knife

>4th grade
>Alanah
>Giant overgrown beast of a girl
>at least 2 or 3 inches taller than everyone
>Massive fatty
>disgusting hair and teeth
>Everyone nicknamed her Earthquake
>We had a game where we shouted earthquake at her and we ran away.
>This wasn't just at recess. We ran away in the halls, in class, at lunch.
>Bullying got so bad the principal cracked down on entire grade
>She moved away, I hear she's a brony now.

here's another weird kid I went to school with, we'll call him Trevor

>known Trevor since 2nd grade
>Trevor loves Pokemon
>Trevor loves Nintendo especially
>Trevor is Wario-retarded
>fat toad like tard
>not full blown tard, only a little oxy deprived in the womb
>not tard enough to be with the others
>they leave him with his normies
>as a message, so we know how it could be
>Trevor is always drawing his own made up Pokemon
>fucking always
>penmanship is atrocious so his drawings are little more than frantic scribbles
>is a huge Nintendo fanboy
>super easy to troll, all you have to do is mention playstation or xbox and he would sperg out
>would always stick his tongue out and wiggle it at the hot girls in class
>would always chase the girls around during recess
>they'd be screaming, Trevor would be laughing with devilish delight
>always wore an oversized, even for his fat ass, polo and either jeans or khakis
>had the same kind of polo shirt but in a every color you could think of
>during lunch he roams the cafeteria challenging kids to matches of rock, paper, scissor
>after "Shoot!" he would make a gun with his fingers and yell "gun beats X"
>sprinted to and from every class, to and from lunch
>by high school kids are trying to block him off in the halls
>he blasts through their lines like a cannon ball
>has become a mega tattle tale
>stalks the halls looking for trouble, begging for someone to respond to his antics
>then would run and tell on them
>got to the point where teachers would ignore him completely
>his mom looked exactly like him, but a woman, and probably just as fat, and just as retarded
>they even made the same sorts of noises and had similar sounding voices
>his dad was some normie dipshit who fell in love with a half retard woman

i still see trevor around town sometimes

kek

South Shore?

I went to JDHS btw
The stories from the fucking anime kids..

Where are you from? I knew a similar kid with the same name.

bmbp

Bishop Ford. This was back in the day when CBGB's and La'mours where still kickin'. Shit went down almost every weekend.

Haha way before my time, man.
We always tried sneaking into the Caribbean club on Flatlands (basically a white box before developers got to it that black people held parties in) to get drunk.

Tech '71 We're talking half the school

I fucked this girl.

Brooklyn Tech that is... then again, half of Brooklyn.

I fucked this girl.

>9th grade
>kid name Ross
>fucking loved MLP
>had shirts and shit
>used to gallop to class and shit
>demanded everyone call him by his mlp name Roscoe
>if you didn't he would do that horse lip flap shit at you
>Would neigh in the middle of class for no reason
>Last i heard he works at a hotel as a janitor

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Yeah, I'm an old ass. A club called the Redzone would let us in with a warning. We would mess around with the goth chicks. We would drink in the park in Park Slope and sometimes the cops would have a beer with us.

Wait you're 60?
What are you doing on Sup Forums old timer?

my short time with Jon

>11th grade math
>new kid Jon, home schooled until now
>always made sure to remind people his name didn't have an 'h'
>clearly not socialised, strangely formal speech pattern
>other than being pretty awkward nothing seemed too out of the norm
>at least not until the end of last period
>waiting at the door for the bell to ring, closest to the door
>bell rings
>sprints out the door down the hall
>hands out behind him naruto style
>he did this every day

he didn't even have a bus to catch

>Would neigh in the middle of class for no reason
Dude wtf

Sup Forums you still don't get it. Everybody from all walks of life comes on here.

Sick quads.

i had health with him i would get scared every time he walked in

chris chan?

Do you have his deviantart?

>That feel when Dylan was just a really sad, tired depressed guy that felt like the whole world had abandoned him

>That feel when Eric was so sickened by people that he did what most fantasize about and killed

Fucking depressing, once you really read into it.

Did he also like the Titanic?

Just stopping by for a bit of inspired insanity. Ah, the places I've been and the things I've seen...

>High school
>Kid named josh
>Fat fuck called josh
>Short, chubby, really bad acne and largest builders crack.
>First week this guy walks up to me and starts stuttering.
>What.jpg
>Do you want to buy
>Josh starts shaking his phone at me
>What(1).jpg
>Friend tells me that he is trying to sell me girls hone numbers.
>A month goes by and see this guy lying on the staircase, passed out.
>Like 50 people taking photos of him.
>Ask what is going on.
>Some guy sold josh tea leaves and grass and told him it was weed.
>FUCKING TEA LEAVES
>Everyone starts calling him tealeaves.
>Some nig nog starts trying to get him to snort panadol for 2 years.
>2 years every day

Why are they staring at each other?

>sophomore year, hs
>new kid from Alaska joins our pothead floater degenerate crowd, his names Marcus
>Marcus had long black hair and a stare not unlike Charles Manson, black beady eyes
>before school one day Marcus is excited to show me his copy of the Satanic Bible
>he also tells me that its real and that Satanism isnt as bad as most people think
>he drops out a year later.
>years later i meet Marcus again
>friend who will not be named pulls a dick move on me and demands i sell him a tab of acid because apparently i misheard him when he said he needed two tabs and not one (fuck you guy you were high af and said one)
>its 3am and im trippin dont want to do this, whatever
>friend meets me in a church parking lot to do our deal
>would you believe it, friend is hanging out with Marcus that night.
>i get in the back seat and i can only barely see Marcus next to me, i know its because of his voice and he introduces himself (shit wow whatsup man its been a while)
>Marcus is donning full tie dye. A hat, shirt and tie dye sweats. Marcus starts talking (he never stops talking), can you get me more acid man?
>also, Marcus says, im looking for an original copy of the Anarchist Cookbook. If you see one or know someone who has one i will pay lots of money.
>yeah ok dawg good luck with that
>also he tells me he will soon be cooking up some acid and ya know if i want bulk L he is the guy in the future.
>yeah ok man ill see you guys later
>wait add me on facebook, marcus panda king
>yeah ok


Last i heard Marcus had a kid at 20 with a dumb ho and now this raging hippy satan loving 60s timewarp is a father.

>Weird Kid named Eric
> Met Eric in the 7th grade, talked to me about God
> What the actual fuck is wrong with this kid
> Wore fingerless gloves and his hair was greasy as shit
>He seemed like his breath probably smelled like onions
> I don't see Eric until highschool
>Eric is exactly how I remembered him with that one encounter, except fatter
> He wears a trench coat now
>Wears this vest underneath it, and doesn't seem like he washes it
> One of my friends has a class with him and talks about how weird he is.
>I sneak into my friends class because fuck 4th period, and talk to Eric
>Eric enlists me in his gang, and I have a ranking, I was obviously the lowest being the newest member.
> I had to take an oath, and say it out loud, in a class I wasnt even supposed to be in.
> It was something like "I promise to pillage and explore all lands, until I die" Or some shit along those lines
>He violently taps on his school macbook and only knows how to type with 1 finger
>He calls me Buckaroo, and he shows me his roblox and minecraft creations. (He really liked boats) (he roleplayed in single player alone)
>Calls many of his gang members by weird pirate or weapon names
>Plays me songs from his favorite animes
>But in the back of my head, I know he'd shoot up the school in a heart beat.
> I know this because he shows me different medieval weapons, and how they work, also shows me weapons that pirates used like blackbeard and shit
> He signed his gang symbol in my yearbook
> I moved before finishing highschool, and only heard the stories, haven't seen him since.
>But I am still in his gang

wow there are some pretty cringey kids out there,
thank jesus iv'e only ever met 3

>11th grade
>didn't have car
>rode bus like a poorfag
>it was pretty chill
>one guy
>never got name
>never talked to anyone
>always wore the same leather jacket
>every fucking day
>no joke
>hot as fuck outside?
>poor bastard still wore it
>always wore pic related headphones
>tried to get to the bus first and cut in front of everybody

He was a year younger than me, never got to see how is senior year turned out.

>that kid who liked MLP
>sometimes he tried to do cringy mlp jokes but he was pretty much ok
>end of 9th grade
>we had a party at friend's house
>that guy got really drunk and came to me
"yo dude, do you know I have a girlfriend?"
>"no shit, how did you get a girlfriend?"
"Yea I have her here in my pocket"
>pulls out a fucking fluttershy figurine out of her pocket
>tfw that kid was me

I drank my own cum and piss

>be in highschool like 17~18
>That guy who read xbox game manuals in class talks to me
>tells me about how they cloned dinosaurs in lab
>What the fuck are you talking about.jpg
>it was a show on TV with CGI dinosaurs and he thought i was real

i have respect for that girl

>That ugly retarded girl in regular class that no one know what she has
>she doesnt speak to anyone and no one wants to speak to her
>and when she speaks like no one else in the school

>8th grade
>See kid with suitcase for backpack
>Total fag over airplanes and titanic
>Claimed to have had races with airplanes
>Also claimed grandfather was titanic captain
>Befriend him because im beta fag
>Turns out to be super fucking rich
>Never asked him where he got the money
>Always gave me a dollar each day
>Told him i used his dollars everyday for burrito at school
>Saved enough money to buy Wii U
>Junior Year he switched schools
>Never spoke with him again.

i have more stories of that fag

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>(he roleplayed in single player alone)
Fucking lost man

We made our school believe that this weird kid was going to shoot up our school and that he had a list of kids he wanted to kill, long story short, we went on lock down on our last day of school as seniors because the kid didn't show up to school.

are you talking about me?

I'm talking to the post I replied to

to who exactly

Thread was 10/10 tbh

And now???

stop posting pictures of me

>mfw he paid you to be his friend

Races with Airplanes ? FTW

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>pranay
>indian guy
>wore shorts everyday, even during winter
>skinniest fucking legs in the school
>bright orange backpack
>tried to fit in by having an australian accent
>just ended up saying bloody every fourth word
>referred to everybody as brother

>one of those people that traps you into a conversation that goes nowhere, five minutes and he's still fucking talking, yet you couldnt recall a thing hes said

>8th grade
>only "black" kid at my rural school (only mixed)
>always wore grunge hoodies and converse
>thought i was "emo" and thought it was cool to be depressed
>bunch of girls start going through puberty
>sitting in corner watching Naruto on my Ipod Touch
>girls start sitting with me out of the blue one day
>completely oblivious to all of their advances
>kick the anime shit freshmen year, still weird as fuck and love ragecomics
>Hot ass juniors and seniors were hinting at sex
>"nah im busy making comics this weekend on f7u12"
>move out of state at the end of sophomore year
>friends tell me a bunch of girls started fighting over who actually slept with me
>none fucking did
>started getting a ton of nudes after i moved
>didnt know how to sext so i just didnt reply

God damn I fucking hate myself for missing out on that shit

Enjoyed the ending. Poor kid. How many members were in his "gang" or was it just you? Also any other gang stories?