Hi guys. My girlfriend wants me to send her a "good morning paragraph". What should I write...

Hi guys. My girlfriend wants me to send her a "good morning paragraph". What should I write? Best paragraph is the winner. (singles)
Dubs/trips automatically wins.

Go fuck yourself you needy bitch

I love you I love you I love you I love you.I love you I love you ,I love you I love you.I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you .I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you ,I love you .I love you.

Thank God you're not dubs

Send nudes

this

How about...
"How about you come over and suck my dick and make me breakfast"

Nahhhh

No XD

I want something sexy

Dear bitch your pussy smells like rotten fish but i still love you cause its only smellz

What a Fucking tease

omfgg I want something sweet!!

You take the moon and you take the sun. You take everything that sounds like fun.
You stir it all together and then you're done.
Rada rada rada rada rada rada.

So come on in, feel free to do some looking.
Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.
Come on in, feel free to do some looking.
Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.
Yeah!!!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I wanna smell the inside of your asshole.

...

almost sweet :D

Don't comply with her demands you faggot

She'll get a good morning paragraph when it's your fucking idea to do it, and on your time. Man the fuck up

god damn it

Da winner

OP she's gonna think you're pretty weird

Dog suicide is a huge problem but the mainstream media ignores it because it's not sexy like feline aids.

OP is screwed

IM FUCKED.

SHE HATES THAT KIND OF SHIT

Jesus, tell your girlfriend shes a faggot but il write one, whats her name OP? Im being srs

Hey baby I just wanna say I love you. In fact I love you so much that I just wanted to admit something deep and dark... I was diagnosed with aids three months ago and I haven't told any one. Except you :).

...

CUM ME BABY CUM ME BABY

S'goin' on man,

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