I have $170 on amazon. What should I buy? Preferably something to educate or better myself or get pussy with

[Carter Jones]

I have $170 on amazon. What should I buy? Preferably something to educate or better myself or get pussy with.

Trips gets a $30 gift card I haven't cashed in yet

[Eli Stewart]

If no one replies I'm gonna do a bunch of "Roll for X" threads then never deliver.

[Kayden Thomas]

Calculus Lifesaver and Epic of Gilgamesh

[Brayden Murphy]

Light of Egypt Vol 1 & 2

[Matthew Diaz]

learn stuff about world wars 1 and 2. Its important to know.

[Connor Reyes]

Buy chain mail armor. You will be drowning in pussy, trust me.

[Dylan Martin]

Damn I was close to trips too

[Cooper Evans]

A noose

[Colton Lopez]

A sex doll and a porn vid on how to eat pussy like a pro you know to practice

[Joshua Butler]

dues valt

[Cooper Myers]

Buy a bunch of sappy movies, they'll be gr8

[Joshua Brooks]

A pocket pussy, a copy of Mein Kampf, a shitload of Doritos, a massive dildo with some lube, and spend the rest on baby wipes

[Zachary Gonzalez]

get some condoms for your magnum dong

[Ayden Sanders]

Buy a life

[Austin Watson]

Get a samurai sword or some sort of bladed weapon

[Benjamin Brown]

Or just all 170 on just wipes.

[Brody Baker]

amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00U8K9A9O

[Evan Campbell]

Holy shit I didn't realize I could actually buy chainmail!

[Robert Garcia]

how would you give the money to a trip?

[Isaac Jones]

If you want pussy, buy a pair of running shoes and some workout clothes.

[Chase Smith]

fleshlight

[Eli Myers]

But this.

amazon.com/Large-Chrome-Solid-Steel-Bearing/dp/B00NZCS53Y

[Carter Thomas]

get pussy you say?

[Zachary Powell]

Give me it daddy

[Brayden Powell]

no whammies, no whammies, no whammies.

[Angel Evans]

Roll

[David Gonzalez]

fuck i really need 30 bucks rn

[Wyatt Miller]

Buy 34 copies of "Monopoly Deal" and only use the winning cards

all of the time.

[Christopher Lee]

Roll

[Brayden Martin]

i need that cash tho

[Mason Bennett]

Get 50 shades its been educational for me at that aspect

[Alexander Hughes]

$170 amazon gift card and use it to buy another one - rinse and repeat

[Jayden Carter]

roll

[Ayden Lopez]

roll

[Charles Johnson]

OP get something that gives you nostalgia its better then it sounds, ie : a n64 with a child hood fav game or a gameboy with pokemon or something

[Isaiah Smith]

rolling rolling rolling

[Jose Collins]

Rollin

[Wyatt Morgan]

Seconded also roll

[Dylan King]

roll dat shit

[James Ward]

Top chekk

[Parker Fisher]

buy like 10 dildos and ship them to random people

[Luke Edwards]

Books on how to spend money wisely

[Luis Wright]

Lul win

[Jordan Mitchell]

GG

[Levi Sanchez]

Onahole

[Owen Miller]

rollll

[Bentley Barnes]

A fleshlight, cause that's the closest you're going
to come to pussy anytime soon

[Brody Cooper]

rolllllllllll

[Logan Sullivan]

Penis pump

[Mason Campbell]

FCK GIVE ME MONEY

[Colton Russell]

Buy a nigger like back in the good old days

[Isaiah Roberts]

Cookbook

[Michael Wright]

By the grace of Allah bring me trips

[Nicholas Bennett]

Fuck it just give me the money

[Cameron White]

Dragon dildo

[Parker Edwards]

Meems

[Isaiah Green]

...

[Parker Jackson]

As many bottles of lube as your cart allows

[Evan Taylor]

Fag

[Gabriel Phillips]

get a super cool spoon

[Luke Hernandez]

Porn

[Luke Gray]

seconded
get a gold one

[Evan Hernandez]

Rope, duct tape, a ball gag and whatever over the counter sleeping pills you can get.

[Sebastian Ward]

Prostitute

[Caleb Ortiz]

amazon.com/Eight-Flavors-Untold-American-Cuisine/dp/1476753954 Great book

[Oliver Hall]

Chainsaw

[Colton Torres]

A lot of potatoes

[Jackson Morales]

Roll

[Brandon Johnson]

Roll

[Connor Scott]

Training bras

[Brayden Butler]

Subliminal tapes to help you believe you have a tulpa girlfriend

[Cooper Robinson]

Butt plug

[Liam Long]

Ebony magazine

[Liam King]

...

[Blake Lopez]

This amazon.com/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

[Cooper Moore]

amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0307389812/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488780749&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=pygmy chuck palahniuk Perfect for the edgy 12 year old in all of us

[Asher Murphy]

Tons of Lego bricks

[Zachary Jones]

Trips
[email protected]
Bow

[Nathan Garcia]

Pasta

[Benjamin Bell]

amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0997917601/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488780860&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=how to bomb the us govt Any good Sup Forums user should own this

[Ian Baker]

Triples. Buy some dope shoes

[Evan Ortiz]

Human being (male)

[Henry Perry]

...

[Xavier Reed]

Is the epic of Gilgamesh worth reading?

[Christian Martinez]

Boxes and boxes of condoms

[Jonathan Gomez]

Suicide Guide

[Thomas Price]

Roll

[Gavin Wood]

nice set of student knives and learn to proper cook for a woman.

[Levi Jones]

Yum. Girls love a boy who can cook and supply the ingredients

[Thomas Phillips]

Seconded

[John Wood]

How many loads are in a tablespoon though?

[Leo Davis]

dont attempt tiramisu if your a novice. youll make a fool of yourself to any woman who enjoys good food

[Hudson Walker]

Only 900 dollars amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0914094432/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1488781188&sr=8-5&refinements=p_72:2661621011&pi=SL140_SX92_CR0,0,92,140_QL70&keywords=how to get women

[Parker Edwards]

There are easier recipes in the book.

[Jacob Hill]

I don't want your money

[Samuel Nelson]

The bible

[Julian Nguyen]

Shit dude, learn to play an instrument in all honesty.

[Cooper Green]

Hehehe u will laugh whenever u see this familiar face ECKS DEE amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01E43ZTYU/ref=mp_s_a_1_16?ie=UTF8&qid=1488781291&sr=8-16-spons&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=Sup Forums&psc=1

[Ryder Reed]

I'd fucking love your money.

[Logan Hughes]

ez win fam [email protected]
buy an $150 flesh light and a Bible your welcome