This story will made no fucking sense no matter how many times I tell it
>im just coming into 10th grade >just transferred over from one city after moving >don't really talk much to other people >during drama class guy walks over and asks me >"you wanna check some cool shit out?" >I tell him to stop talking to me and that I'm busy >he walks away >then I start talking to other people about what the fuck was up with that guy >I mostly get that he's the lonely white kid >i then realized that i should start being chill with that guy unless I want to be a columbine victim
Lunch time
>find out where he hangs out at lunch >I walk up to him and ask him what he wanted to show me >BIG MISTAKE >he reaches into his backpack >I'm about to run thinking that the school is about to get shot up >he pulls out a black note book I have that book with me to this day >gives to me and tells me to look it over >I get home and open it up >inside there is some advance calculus shit and a fuck ton of diagrams >mfw after looking through the book
The next day
>I find him the next day and ask him what the hell was in that book >he tells me >"so you know how the social tree works right?" >I tell him that literally everyone knows it after watching mean girls >he then whispers to me >"I'm gonna fuck it up"
More?
Connor Scott
Bump
Josiah Perry
Yes
Luis Brown
Bump
Ethan Richardson
Keep going, cool guy. I need to know who this kid kills.
Ryder Gutierrez
Cont. Op
Anthony Hughes
yes
Juan Fisher
OP Continue pls
Jaxon Taylor
Op pls
Hudson Martin
Pre type copy and paste for future refrence op
Juan Jackson
I second this
James Miller
>has a picture of Oprah in his Sup Forums folder >literally afraid of a backpack >watches mean girls >thinks other guys watch it too
could you be any more gay?
Jaxon Clark
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Julian Williams
>Doesn't watch a movie most people have seen >Tries to appear over masculine via the Internet >Assumes he wouldn't be scared after he got that,"School Shoot up" idea in his head
You're a 14 year old aren't you, maybe a 12 or 13 year old
Joshua Morales
>"so you know how the social tree works right?" >I tell him that literally everyone knows it after watching mean girls
>watching mean girls
Jayden Gutierrez
This
Joshua Reyes
>Most people
Jacob Perry
Pics of notebook or fuck off
Joseph Bennett
>believing most people have seen mean girls >using the phrase "over masculine" >being afraid of school shootings
yep, you're gay
Wyatt Fisher
>He never fapped to mean girls
Jonathan Torres
I saw mean girls because my girlfriend wanted to watch it.
Christopher Watson
>this thread
Dylan Harris
>literally everyone watches mean girls
Nathan Taylor
do continue OP this seems promising
Ryan Stewart
this.
Nolan Scott
this but I assume its that thingy where everybody knows everybody through like 5 people or whatever
Jace Nelson
Im gonna tell you yes even though I have no idea either
Nathaniel Cook
Most people probably have because of 's reason
Jaxson Fisher
The story isn't coming is it...
Matthew Bailey
> oprah in Sup Forums folder > drama class > mean girls
That's by far the gayest shit I've ever seen on Sup Forums
Sebastian Nelson
Mfw OP is too embarrassed about watching mean girls to continue fake story
Leo Rodriguez
really, this is the gayest shit you've ever seen on Sup Forums?
Charles Johnson
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Christopher Wood
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Levi Bailey
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Robert Baker
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Owen King
The words "Post traps"have been used here
What the fuck are you talking about
Jose Murphy
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Zachary Price
I think the gayest thing on Sup Forums is the guys who take photos of their jizz.
Charles Bell
> not using a filter for all the faggot threads
Joshua Taylor
>not enjoying Sup Forums in all of its glory >not having the full Sup Forums experience
Jackson Gray
Holy shit it has been 40 minutes, hurry up you daft cunt.
Hunter Davis
Not using the true full potential
David Bell
>Not constantly browsing every thread in its own browser window across multiple monitors
Cameron Rodriguez
>he tells me that he knows shit about every single person in the 10th and 11th grade >I ask first how and then why >he apparently has been secretly watching people and recording it in notebooks even talking about how he even followed them home >I think about how fucked up that is and I'm now pretty happy that I'm on his side >as for the why? >well... >he literally said >"im tired of this fucked up system" >now that's what I call eggy.jpg >he then explains how he's going to start spreading rumors that according to his equations will start fights >I tell him that it's impossible to predict human behavior with math >he leans in real close and says >"watch this" >he pulls out another notebook flips to the b tab >he tells me to follow him >while walking he tells me >"so you heard about how Brianna cheated on James with Dustin right?" >I was so fucking confused >he then takes a sharp turn into one of the halls, points to a group, and tells me to "watch the fireworks" >I see this group is filled to the brim with fuck boys >lonley white kid leans over and says >"First up the guy in the white shirt will punch the guy with sunglasses after saying 'What the fuck bruh?' Then sunglasses will punch back then the guy in the hoodie will punch someone else and in a little bit a fucking riot will happen" >I raise my eyebrows and wait for his dreams to be crushed >I then almost shout what the fuck >IT PLAYED OUT EXACTLY HOW HE SAID IT WOULD
I'll be posting more later
Chase James
My normie friends want me to watch mean girls, but honestly it seems to be a pandering movie to the masses. >define social tree
Aiden Turner
you're the slowest nigger on this board
Parker Gutierrez
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Parker Morgan
>later
Wut
Nicholas Kelly
>later
>Wut
Chase Young
Explain
Carter Gray
Not gonna let this thread die just yet
Christian Gutierrez
DONT FUCKING DIE *Connests thread to city power grid and turns up the reactor*
Samuel Cooper
sorting out specific threads by patterns to avoid becoming a massive faggot like
Joseph Morales
I bet this fucking faggot watches Mean Girls with his new autistic boyfriend right now
Kayden Diaz
bunp
Jackson Edwards
Why does this story ring a bell? Sounds like something i've heard or seen before on television.
Justin Robinson
Type everything before start posting jesus
Christian Adams
I ain't gay nigga, I just don't believe in censoring Sup Forums regardless of the content. I'm not saying I enjoy all the gay shit like trap threads, but without them Sup Forums just wouldn't be Sup Forums
Juan Barnes
its officially later
>everyone who got involved in the riot was called into the office >i heard that James got suspended for a day >at this point i want in on this plan >i ask him if he has anything on the teachers >he brings out another book and asks which teacher >i tell him my spanish teacher who has been a gigantic dick since day one >he tells me to wait till tomorrow
couple months pass >my spanish teacher has not shown up after lonely white kid told me he would find something that could be used against him
still have no idea what the fuck he found out about him
Carson Hall
No program or script?
Dominic Garcia
Don't get me wrong dude
I don't support censoring either, but that faggot shit is just not my cup of tea
Zachary Reyes
> says he'll continue later > everyone thinks he is typing the whole time > needs 35 minutes to type a couple lines of text > doesn't even finish the story
I hope you and your gay autistic boyfriend die of testicle cancer you massive faggot
Gabriel Miller
Type faster you fucking Mong. Oh wait, you can't, because you're thinking about what to type next for your fake ass story.
Wyatt Long
At least make this interesting you fucking troglodyte.
Blake Sanders
Dogs
Brayden Green
i cant decide what the best part of this thread is
the fact that it's my first post on Sup Forums or that ive been doing it entirely on a Wii U
Robert Jackson
>on a Wii U >my first post on Sup Forums >first post >Wii U
Fucking underage newfag BTFO
Hudson Bennett
Wiiu makes me peeu
Ryan Miller
my face after reading the introduction of this story. please continue though, it sounds worth it to hear about how Captain Calculus fucks up The Social Tree
Andrew Diaz
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Juan Rivera
>>he pulls out another notebook flips to the b tab >See Oprah Winfrey
David Jackson
ok, OP heads up: just type it out in word first (with > included or it's a waste of time) and then post it here in chunks, u can ask if people want u to go on in between.
