I have written a book about Sup Forums. It took me 5 years. I now need to edit and publish it

I have written a book about Sup Forums. It took me 5 years. I now need to edit and publish it.

>AMA

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When are you planning on moving out of the basement?

Kek

can we read a sample? first chapter or I call bullshit

>After five gulps and drinking over half the bottle, she set it down, wiped her mouth and then turned to see the latest developments. Everything was in all capslock everywhere. The pinned thread, the chats; from Pyre People to The P. Helena felt the panic rising and swallowed convulsively several times, fighting the churning tightness in her chest that would need to be released into her toilet bowl. She stood up quickly, teetered unevenly as her straightened leg couldn’t get under her for support fast enough, then felt herself falling backwards. She swung her arm out for her crutch resting against the tables edge, but her hand knocked it away as her good leg buckled and she quickly changed her mind and grabbed at the chair behind her. The crutch fell away from the desk and noisily clattered on the tile floor as Helena leaned on the chair trying to get her good foot out from its awkward angle under the desk. She felt the chair start sliding out from under her elbow and shoulders as she stretched and arched to keep the chair under her, as opposed to behind her. She was splayed out, her bad leg locked out straight, her good leg caught under it and her weight, and her arms stretched out wide and shivering under the tension of her effort to focus her pressure down at the nape of her neck and shoulders. As if on a crucifix, mid hoist, she felt the chair follow physics instead of her wishes and continued its movement away from her. At first if moved slowly, then the pressure she was applying worked against her as it released and the chair shot out and sped to the other end of the room where it ricocheted off the wall at an angle and came to rest at the side of her bed. Helena fell onto the floor and unprepared for and shocked at the chair’s escape she slammed her head on the tiles and twisted her good leg under her weight.

Needs context though

what was the most difficult thing to write in your book

stuff I didn't know about tbh
>bulimia
>knee injuries
>certain technologies
>locations that are real

I tried to be accurate but for the most part I bookmarked them for further research and accuracy. Trying to write perfectly and in an exacting manner gets in the way of actually writing

Emotionally was probably writing when the main character loses her best friend to said bulimia. She doesn't die but she leaves the story for a bit.

The writing itself isn't god-awful but this is the most autistic thing I have ever read.

is it like a history lesson or your personal opinion on the website?

What would the books title be?

"Do not talk about rules 2-33"

thanks. I want to have good writing. Autism aside. I guess it needs more context.

my personal experience - been here since 08.

I don't have one yet. I think titles aren't important. Maybe I'll have a roll thread for it. I care that little.

include me in the screenshot. Also that gif is hot

>implying op plans anything

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whats this jewed website i can't find it

whoosh

all websites mate

Jews run all the pron

thank you for telling me this

ur wecome

whats this sluts name

idk tbh

Dolly Little
a lot has changed in 5 years, are you sure your book is still up to date

>Dolly Little
lit cunt cheers

the book is about the evolution of this place

i start with how things were just for the lulz

why are you posting this evil pornography?

because this is what this place is for now

I love this porn actor.

Has Sup Forums actually become this cucked without me noticing it?

yes

>she
sorry, not even remotely believable

is there an entire chapter dedicated too how much of a faggot OP is? is it chapter 1?

Retards in this thread being tricked into watching ape porn

but the book is about the downfall of this place

she is that vehicle

I can post more sections if people want. still, they are without context

most of the chapters have an OP. Focus on posts and mini stories about OPs and how their faggotry went from a joke to serious business.

your book requires an exhaustive opening chapter about OP being a massive faggot

who is this chubster?

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Give it up wite boi. Interracial is love. The contrast is beautiful.

don't worry I'm saving that for the inside of the book's jacket. With a huge Faggot's picture in there too.

My white daughter brought home a black boy and I love it!

honestly i don't think that is enough to truly describe OP's faggotry, we might need a prequal

BBC interraicla teen BLACKED

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I'm glad you're posting good porn now, OP. I like that pornstar too, im pretty sure she came on /gif/ one time and chatted with some anons

Talk about the tumblr raid / war

March 10th

well since the book starts with fairly young faggots already idk if having a prequel would be doable.

I think you lie. How is it that I missed Lily Rader being on here. Lies.

I cover that a bit. My book is set in a college and the rest of the college are sjws and the dudes who run the filesharing for the college just do shit for the lulz. Until my main character (female) is their first femanon and they treat her like shit. Then she goes SJW mode and they want to ruin her but she ends up being a sleeper all along and does the longest con and fucks with the neoliberal hippy college and the dudes that were dicks to her. No one survives. Open the door and walk dinosaurs.

Lemme see if I can find you an archive link because I'm like 99% sure she came on /gif/ a few months back.

found it. an user came in the thread saying he went to highschool with her and her boyfriend was also in the thread so he told her about it and she chatted it up with a bunch of anons on /gif/. Here's an archive link, it starts about halfway thru the thread: desuarchive.org/gif/thread/9977234/#9985023

NO

FUCKING

WAAAAAAYYYYY

Kek. I was surprised too

seems like a nice gal all things considered

not on drugs or crazy or anything

her teeth are jacked tho

I want more nigger porn

sauce?

Newfag

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Yeah, would hang/10

fuck off, cuck

you know she was in a /gif/ incest thread right? cool chick.

never said I wasn't

There was a very long pause, Helena wanted to fill it with anything to avoid the awkwardness but she bit the inside of her cheek and forced herself to wait. She needed for Hanna to decide what they’d do. Finally Hanna spoke; her words were jerking, and she was speaking more to herself than to Helena “Another girl. Any girl. Not Carly even just another. Where is that video? That video caused all this.” She finally snapped out of her private thoughts and spoke a lot louder and clearer “Helena, I love you sweetheart. You are a bloody gem and diamond. I need for you to find me that video. Ask everyone and anyone. There are several people looking into it and I need you to find a candidate. I’m going to try and get her into as little trouble as I can with ARSI, but we need to distract this crowd. Anything to distract them. Oh, and do that screencapping thing to record what you’re doing. I’ve been doing so for us so far in our helping Carly. It’ll be important when we have to face a higher power over all this shit. I know it’s a really big ask, and that you don’t really like Wrighters and the internet but if ….” Helena cut her off “Okay. I’m on it. Give me until tonight and I’ll have them in another direction. Or at least until tomorrow. I’ll try to make as much of a mess of it as possible that they won’t be focused on Carly alone. They’ll stop focusing on her, not because we’ll make Carly right, but because they’ll become bored of the entire thing. I’ll fill up the entire thread with argument and nonsense that no one will get a word in. It’ll be long and really really boring and aggressive but I think I can do it. I’ll see if someone has the video on the P. If there is any video they should have it or know who has it.

at least read the post before it

yeah I just read

pretty rare

Why would somebody have the video on /p/? that's for photos, user

oh yeah, everything has different letters and names in my book. Tbh i haven't even decided what I should properly call things. Just placeholders.

Now that I'm done I should probably look for kool uber l33t haxxxor names now

>She re-adjusted her seating on the stool and again refreshed all her tabs. She scrolled through and briefly went over the comments. Carly had left but the abuse was still flowing. Helena hoped that she had left for good but knew that she would come back to have the last say. The internet and Wrighters thrived on that mentality; having the final word, angrily answering all insults and replying to sarcasm or trolling in earnest. As a mack these subtleties were non-existant, and there was just black and white. Right and wrong. Us and them. Helena scanned the ever growing thread, over-looking the comments and seeking out the number of hearts. Arguments on wrighters always had an audience, and you could tell their size by how many people voted on particularly witty or sharp replies. It was the audience she was worried about because having a large audience meant having a deep pool of people to pull from to continue a discussion or argument or slinging match when those whom they were supporting withdrew from the stage. She saw that it was averaging about twenty hearts per popular comment. She knew this would increase by the evening as more people became available to sit on their computers until early hours of the next morning. She sighed wearily at the anticipation and began going over scenarios in her head. How they would argue and to whom would they attribute blame. Not to Carly. Charlie only perhaps? After mulling it over she decided that they would take opposite sides to whatever argument and yell at each other until everyone else was drowned out. She had done this with Sam and it was a lot easier to do than being on the same side as there would be no longevity of argument if there was constant agreement. Maybe they would end up ‘convincing’ each other of the views when all other participation had been silenced, just to give the audience closure and a sense of completion. Hopefully they’d leave by then.

couple questions here
do "wrighters" = anons?
do these anons (or "wrighters") know each other by name? If yes, why?
>She saw that it was averaging about twenty hearts per popular comment.
user, I hope you aren't referring to le reddit type "likes"

wrighters is my Facebook. Or any larger jew social media thing.

So yeah those are likes or upvotes or thumbs or whatever

>Helena knew better than to think of it as outright argument. Reading on her suspicions of their mockery and derision of Carly were proven as they had their own screenshots and were yelling at each other in mock argument for and against her, taking time to use hyperboles for both sides. OMG UR ALL LIKE THE WORST I HATE ALL YOU CUNTS I AM A LADY NOT MANFACED AND ROIDED UP AT ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP I DIDN’T GET RAPED EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T REMEMBER THAT NIGHT!!!!! This was met with countering of DUMB BITCH WE ARE TRYING TO PROTECT YOURE HONOUR BY CALLING YOU A SLUT FUCKING LISTEN VICTIM WE KNOW WHATS BEST BECAUSE OUR FACES ARE SLIGHTLY LESS MANLY THAN YOU AND OUR CLITS ARE SMALLER LOLOL WE KNOW WHAT MEN WANT WE ARE IDEALS OF BEAUTY SHUT UP CUNT. Further down there was a comment that had everyone replying with either LMAO, LOL or HAHAHAHA WOW for almost a dozen lines. She saw that it was Pria_prism with the reply YOU DIDN’T GET RAPED BECAUSE YOU ARE THE RAPIST YOU MAN FACED TRANNY WITH YOUR ROIDED SALAMI. I SUGGEST STOP GETTING DRUNK AND RAPING MEN. As Helena read she couldn’t help but chuckle along with the misogyny and then wince and immediately revile herself. She consoled herself by re-affirming that there was no actual rape. No victim, no crime and no real evidence to point to that. Just an elaborate practical joke that seemed to work rather well and now it was the fault of Pyre People that it had come this far. They had overreacted to everything and they deserved to be mocked like this. Carly also got what she deserved for being disagreeable and just as reactionary as everyone else. Helena had been on The P before to laugh at the death or misery or suffering of the wider world with them.

Also it is set in Aus. Because I lived there as a NEET.

wtf is this webm even about

I think its from one of those faggot shows like The Amazing Race or something

my anons are on The P. They only know each other by usernames - either permanent or temporary. Permanent are mods (aka tripfags).

In the book they have to meet up irl because shit gets hectic and they can't co-ordinate safely online anymore. Also there are moles. So they don't know who is doing what without finding them first.

>There was freedom here to do that like no place she had known, even though it was decadent and vile and served no real purpose. In those moments they were all terrible people together and she knew she wasn’t better than them, and they were no worse than her. Setting her jaw, she ignored her shame and guilt and set to it like Sam had once framed this dilemma early in their operations. “It’s just all a game. It’s all fictitious and you shouldn’t take it seriously. If anything, learn their tools and use it against them when you can. That is the only way you can achieve justice with the The P and with the internet. Better argument or worse moral disengagement. Anything in between won’t get them to listen.” However Sam had never stooped low to laugh at the deaths of children. Maybe because he always had better argument. The rest of them had to make do with stooping as far as they could. Helena went back through the chats and now discovered that her fear of their investigation was true. They had found more photos of Carly, ones that she hadn’t seen on Wrighters. They were of her as a teenager in school; younger, more fresh faced, shinier, tauter and eager. Broad smiles and silly poses, poses that were naïve and childish but poses she knew The P would immediately find sexually exciting. School dresses, plain white knee high socks, flashing of thighs and always her tongue outside her mouth in exaggerated grimacing in almost all the photos.

whats the problem with the nigger's cuck ? it look like aids is coming from it

>the nigger's cuck ?

they's injecting our wimmins wit aids an shiet

>DUMB BITCH WE ARE TRYING TO PROTECT YOURE HONOUR BY CALLING YOU
>youre

I don't have much to criticize here except the name of the user site. "The P" sounds a bit weird imo

Who cares? She is a Jew.

the typo there is intentional. Honest. because of realism.

And like I said earlier I can now take time to come up with uberl33thaxxor names now that I'm done.

No names are guaranteed.

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Even if it is intentional it still looks like it isn't. you should put a bunch more obvious typos in the quotes so people realize it's supposed to be that way

idk if that's how real life works though. Then again art is an amplification of real life; caricatures. So you're right in that case.

>Helena trembled and her heart rushed as she slowed her breathing to handle what else they had found. She downloaded and opened all the image files, there were nine in total. Quickly clicking through the windows she got to the end and sighed with relief. There was nothing risqué in the set. Nothing that Carly had taken in a mirror with her door closed and items of clothing missing. There were no breasts, no naked buttocks and no pubic mound that The P so desperately wanted. They were just of her and friends in school being caricatures of what they thought models behaved like. All of them were in some hallway or classroom and it had Carly and four other girls, all of them taking turns to be in the photos at least once. Closing the images and reading the chat, it seemed the discovery of these photos had been the highlight of the day so far. This and the school she went to and the identity of the other girls. They had Carly’s full address and even her identification details from ARSI, but aside from the photos they had found the night before, there was no new media that leant itself to their exploitation. Satiated for now and intrigued with the constant haranguing and violent name-calling on Pyre People, The P had, for now, desisted from finding anymore images of Carly. Reading through Helena saw that it was GeoBuddha who had been the source of these, as well as the ones from the night before, and she made a mental note to watch his activities more closely. He had found it from a friend of a friend of hers on Wrighters who was no doubt one of the early adopters of social media unlike Carly herself. Using a flaw in the programming of the website, GeoBuddha had only to alter the html address slightly to have access to almost any album on Wrighters, regardless of privacy setting.

>to watch his activities more closely.
sounds a bit weird but other than that it seems pretty solid. I don't have any other criticism that I can think of other than the whole idea of a book about a website seems a bit odd to me but whatever floats your boat. I do have to go to bed now though but good luck with your book, user!

very fitting that you're posting this interracial bullshit motherfucker

cheers

and it isn't so much about the website as it is about the community. It interacts with other websites aka communities.

Thanks for reading.

>Relieved that this was the extent of their pursuit today, Helena casually going through the chat until she reached the final line six hours previous to her request. There had been the same fawning and masturbatory language but aside from that there was nothing new. She was glad to see that even Rob had become less radical in his pursuit and joined in with his admiration of Carly’s pale white knees. She had watched out for his crusading, but aside from asking about Charlie’s drug past in a single line, his investigation had died. At least on The P, Helena quickly corrected. He had put a lot of time and effort into his work and she still had not returned his messages as he continued on his own probably piecing together bits of information that he could from the daylong fighting that had ensued. There hadn’t been much but she wouldn’t put it past The P to find anything from even the fragment of a sentence or a misspelled name. With their mind set to it they would expose almost anything they thought needed exposing. Her mind wandered to the topic she would need to use, and spotting that the time was now five thirty in the afternoon, her body struck her with pangs of hunger that she had been postponing with fury and adrenaline. She got up slowly, dressed just enough to be presentable, with her black hoodie forming almost all of the outfit, and she texted Hanna that they would have to start at six thirty after she got her dinner. Hanna had not yet got back to her and she hoped nothing had happened to alter her commitment to their all night raiding of Pyre People. She waited until five forty three and then she went down to the cafeteria where she hoped she could enter very early and escape with her dinner before the hungry hordes came in punctually at six o’clock.

have some America Apparel and calm down

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name pls, searched for half an hour but couldnt find her anywhere

chekd

this is now a spiderman book

dubs

What manga is that from.

oh, not again with this shit.

Stop it, Phil....

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What's it called you retard? Where can I find it, 0/10 publicity.

Sorry op, someone already beat you to it with way more content.

It's called hacker, hoaxer, whistleblower, spy, the many faces of anonymous

It's not yet finished

I am editing and need to publish

I am not here to advertise

I am here to just talk about it and maybe get some help

name pls? Does someone know?

on the hacker Sup Forums or on the website?

So to summarize. It's a very short story that goes like this...

I was a faggot and now I'm a cuck, end of story.

Nice book user

On the community. And how it changed.

haha yeah pretty accurate lol

her?

Whats youre books title?
Is it "WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET"?
Or "Fifty shifty shades of cuck"?