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fuck off dole scrounging northern cunts edition

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brexit was a mistake

Need an androgynous semen demon gf

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Really wasn't, stop being such a reactionary fuckwit

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the mistakes that led to Brexit were big enough mistakes to lead to brexit. Basically, if the EU wasn't such a shit show, we wouldn't have left.

is that gerry adams

hhnnnnngg

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Stop being such an isolationist bydlo

What is happening in south russia?

>Red lipstick
>quite young
>tits look fake

nah

Do we all agree that Ulster Bank (owned by RBOS) makes the ugliest notes?
And the irony is that £5 from Royal Bank of Scotland is the best looking one.

islamic region, chechens etc

Muslims

Amazon left my parcel with a "neighbour" I've never heard of half a mile from my house.

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do a watch with me

Left wingers seem to be so upset about Trump and Brexit that they don't realize they absolutely did it to themselves. They built their own opposition. They had control and enraged the masses to the point that control was taken from them in the most abrasive and unmistakable manner imaginable short of violence. Now the US president is so anti-left that he won't even shake hands with the leader of Germany, but what did anyone expect when that's what he campaigned on and she ran her own little smear campaign against him?

redpill me on george best

are you fucking 12?

i think its just an elite pair of naturals

some women are depressingly hot

you cannot customise a white character in this game

Is this note actually in use and widely accepted in Scotland?

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patyu went ok
guvkrf it up with a lass

Post more funnymoney

gone the way of paper fivers

no. what are you on about?
foy

proper grim

st patricks day fucking sucks when my name is patrick

imagine your name is "christmas" on dec 25

rate the haul

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all this publicity stunt did was confirm all her manly features

she needs to do explicit nudes/masturbation vids to salvage her femininity

nonce

is this you?

I don't get the fuss about Emma Watson. What's the appeal, lads?

>26 years old


are you 90

built like a teenage boy

>salvage her femininity
impossible unless """she""" has some surgery on """her""" face

big fan of xev bellringer

Northern towns look like those shithole outskirt parts of London

So there's a chick in my class i like; unfortunately I'm quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me, her boyfriend and me are walking among a group of our fellow students to school when a gang banger appears and threatens us with a gun. Her 'big and tough' boyfriend instantly freezes and looses his ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millienia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gangbanger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she had missed before, where she had looked but had not seen. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because was only doing my duty. Safe to say, she saw who the real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and you'll face your worst nightmare.

You're a fucking bender

all could be forgiven if she was to confirm the dildo vid is legit

26 years old with the body of a 15 year old
nonce

never seen it in cans, I drink the 40's.

They're like $2.39 each, dirt cheap.

six small cans of cheap tasteless beer.

2/10

2 points for the alcohol content.

takes ages for her content to reach pirating sites though

got really sensitive nipples

proper jealous of emma's flawless skin 2bh

no but it's eerie how similar that looks

lol

'groid

gf needs to fucking shave her mustache. it is unironically longer than mine even though it is white

Got really small nipples 2bh

Somewhere between a nickel and a dime. Looks awkwardly disproportionate.

*walks towards you*

She's so overrated.

those man feet are atrocious

manhead

better than oversized ones

pepsi is disgusting

can someone post kev walking towards the camera please

I suppose. I feel like they just never grew with the rest of me.

sheep are friendly today lads

all cola is

I feel the same way about my penis

your abuse of the past tense was a mistake

Agree. Cannot beat full fat Coca Cola imo

New favourite activity is triggering Sup Forums babbies by saying something vaguely anti bog fart

reminder your ISP will now send you warning emails about the porn you torrent

A Drunk
A Playboy
A footy guy part time

not even overrated just downright rancid
sub-par 20-30 year old woman's body with the face of a 12 year old boy
only reason runts bang on about her is because >ZOMG SHE ON LE TV

>In December 2012, two Australian radio hosts, Michael Christian and Mel Greig, called King Edward VII's Hospital Sister Agnes where the Duchess was an in-patient for hyperemesis gravidarum. Pretending to be the Queen and the Prince of Wales, Greig and Christian telephoned the hospital and spoke to a nurse on the Duchess's ward, enquiring about her condition. Following a hospital inquiry and a public backlash against the hoax, the nurse who put the call through to the ward, Jacintha Saldanha, committed suicide.[128] The radio hosts subsequently apologised for their actions.[129]

grim

Won £477 on the ol' footy earlier

What do tonight

>torrenting porn
for what purpose
aside from the obvious fact that you shouldnt watch porn anyway, you can find literally all porn on streaming sites you mong

Drumpf has betrayed his voters enough without you kicking them while they're down
most drumpf supporters now regret their vote.

>torrenting porn

actually it's because she has the face and body of a 12 year old boy and britain is full of closet nonces

kept following me

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thanks x

I don't use porn.

judging by their facemasks i'm guessing those are ni sheep

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You won't stream 2160p60 porn. Torrent is the only option

this is by far the funniest edit

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haha sweden/norway is a willy and finland is the balls, denmark is the cum
germany getting facial LOL

>streaming

Ah yes dodgy viruses and a 180x140 video

I prefer lower quality stuff
hides the imperfections better

you shouldn't be allowed to cite a tweet or a facebook post in a news article unless they have at least 10k shares, otherwise they're not newsworthy

just clocked your eye in the top right

>suicide

Hmm you really believe this... Hmm haha.

I've got a nicer arse than her desu.

Anything above 1080p is fucking pointless

Graphics autists are the worst

me in the back

Good edition

you arrive in western society

are you honestly unironically saying you get more viruses from streaming than from torrenting
have a word

fucking pleb